1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids [Mass Market Paperback]

Michael Kilgarriff (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: November 12, 1986

Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.

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Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend, open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer, I want to tell you a secret.

Product Details

• Mass Market Paperback: 240 pages
• Publisher: Ballantine Books (November 12, 1986)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0345334817
• ISBN-13: 978-0345334817
• Product Dimensions: 6.8 x 4.2 x 0.7 inches
• Shipping Weight: 4 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #718,191 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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97 of 98 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars will keep you and your kids laughing, April 21, 2000

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Summer T. C. Fox (Georgia, USA) - See all my reviews

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This is a wonderful book to read along with your kids.There are truly 1000 knock-knock jokes and they are all appropriate for children of any age.The book is divided into sections that have fun themes, so you can begin with some sort of reference if you prefer. My daughter and I went straight through by page. We liked this book because it's creative, easy to read, and can keep you busy ofr hours.

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars 1,000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids, November 10, 2006

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Joan Halliburton "GrannyJoan2" (Nashville, TN) - See all my reviews
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Great book my grandkids love it they live in another state and I can read these to them over the phone.

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

3.0 out of 5 stars My kid loves it., January 11, 2007

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My six year old loves it. She often makes herself laugh just reading them. But the jokes are lame.