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1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments: Of Which We Could Remember Only 246 Hardcover – May 3, 2006
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The President who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners, page 51
The movie star who blew the same line through 52 takes, page 10
The cellist who forgot his $2.5 million instrument in a taxi, page 137
The studio head who couldn't recall the name of his Oscar-winning leading lady, page 27
The Russian general who left home in full military dress, minus his pants, page 68
The bank robber who wrote the holdup note on a paycheck stub, which listed his name and address, page 123
The rocker who no longer remembers 1975, page 105
And of course, the novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator, page 152
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Top Customer Reviews
Well, whether its on time, late for an appointment, or in completely the wrong place, this book is fantastic. It's a read you won't be able to put down, because you'll want to read about these famous mishaps until you reach the end of the road. It is laugh-out-loud funny, and your favorite famous person is sure to be in there, and doing something forgetful.
My favorite moment was Mick Jagger's, who, when offered $5 million for his memoirs at age 25....had to return the money because he couldn't remember enough about his own life.
We are in the immortal company of the forgetful Albert Einstein, Doris Day, and Mark Twain, who claimed to be so deteriorated in his faculties that he "cannot remember any but the things that never happened."
This one's a keeper and you'll find yourself quoting from it often!
Great gift, for a great price.... only wish the print was bigger, because after all it is for old people and my poor granny has to ask someone to read some of it for her at times...
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Delightful and entertaining quotes (comforting that famous Intellects, Presidents, Educators are as forgetful/ confused as anyone else).Published 14 days ago by Susannah Danna
This is a small hardcover book that feels good to hold and has some interesting short stories contained within. Read morePublished 2 months ago by Cyska
I gave this book to my 90 year old father who loves to laugh. He is enjoying reading some of the senior moments several time.Published 2 months ago by Charlene T. Cargile
Not really that funny, and not Senior Moments from all Seniors - there are young people in here too. Read morePublished 2 months ago by lakelady