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11,002 Things to Be Miserable About: The Satirical Not-So-Happy Book Paperback – February 1, 2009
"Grace & Style: The Art of Pretending You Have It"
Read the new book by bestselling author Grace Helbig. More by Grace Helbig.
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Ranging from the obvious (e.g. diseases) to the random (e.g. cats on IV drips), most of the items will cause nods of affirmation. It doesn't matter who you are, I guarantee there are several items on the list that will sway you towards schadenfreude or at least provide a few laughs. Below are several of my favorites from the first 20 pages or so:
-All the books you will never read before you die
-Flushing the toilet, which can spray particles of fecal matter up to twenty feet
-The fact that the French get six weeks of paid vacation annually
-People who speak loudly in public places
-Open-mic night at the local comedy club
-The smell of nail polish remover
-Accidentally printing a hundred-page document when you meant to print just one page
-Getting the middle seat on an airplane
-People who answer their cell phones in movie theaters
-Bad movie adaptations of good books
-The word "va-jay-jay"
-People who get tattoos of Chinese characters but don't know what they mean
And, yes, the Twilight movie is on the list.
Buy this book for friends who need cheering up or anyone who needs a good laugh. (And, in these miserable economic times, that's everyone!)
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I bought this book for my dad's birthday and he absolutely loves it!Published 5 months ago by brooklyn
OMG ~ this book is hilarious. I'm so glad I got it. Any time I need a laugh, I know where to go. A little bit of it is serious, the rest is just too funny. Read morePublished 5 months ago by Barbara Rose
Whenever I am really down or upset I randomly flip to a page and read a few of these. It makes me feel better every time!Published 11 months ago by Amber
Great Book, I'm sure. If the binding was stitched correctly, and pages weren't falling out by the dozen. Read morePublished 11 months ago by Austin McBride
So funny! I loved this. Honestly, if you want a book to make you happy, this one is it.Published 14 months ago by freader