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#1 Cheerleader Camp

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In the interest of painting myself as objective a reviewer as possible, and not just a raving fanatic, I will say that comedies by The Asylum don't usually do it for me, as they skimp a little too much on story for the sake of sex, drugs and flatulence. But #1 Cheerleader Camp is a pleasant exception, while still fulfilling, in kind, all the aforementioned detractors.

Basically Bring it On meets Meatballs with a dash of American Pie: Band Camp, the film concerns two young men who somehow land jobs working maintenance at a cheerleader camp. Naturally, they're in it for the perks. And there are lots of perks. Or at least perky things. Take for instance the opening scene, man's best friend: buxom young ladies on trampolines. For real. The film opens the same way The Man Show used to close. And just in case you're thinking, "wow, that's incredibly sexist," uh-uh, nope, it was written by a woman, so, you know, not sexist.

Neither then is the group shower scene, the best - if "best" can be conscienably applied to describing a group shower scene - of its kind since Porky's, nor the sprinkler montage, a rival to Phoebe Cates' iconic pool emergence in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. "How many more references is he going to make?" you may be asking yourself? None.

As for performances, for me the film was made and saved by Seth Cassell, who I really didn't like in Sex Pot, but here found to be more subtle and restrained, thus actually funny. As for the other guy, he was passable, but I was really distracted by the fact that he looks a lot like the douche who plays Ted on How I Met Your Mother. Beyond the principles, there is a bevvy of naked chicks - as though cheerleaders weren't enough, strippers enter about halfway through - a cameo from Mega Piranha hero Paul Logan and Lucy from Dallas (Charlene Tilton) playing herself with unabashed bravado. That's really all you need to know.

Stars: Seth Cassell.
Seth was in SEXPOT-a 3D cult hit from Theasylum.
In his second feature he is the best friend of a guy who looks alot like Val Kilmer,When HE looked like Val Kilmer !
This comedy is pretty good and alot of scenes are stolen by Charlene Tilton and her scenery chewing.
There are strippers,girl on girl scenarios,and alot of funny spots.
This is classic NATIONAL LAMPOON feel to it and Naomi Selfman (script) and Mark Quod (director) delivered a funny 90 minutes.

Terrible movie, a few brief flash nudity which was more crude than anything. Main actress Really dumb people. Not enough hot cheerleaders. It was a bad camp film with enough jerks to go around. Most teen movies you like at least one person, I didn't like anyone in the entire film no one was the under dog and the love interest wasn't special.

I'm only 1 minute into this movie and I decided to rate it. You can't go wrong when the opening credits to a movie feature topless cheerleaders jumping on a trampoline... I'm sure this will be a great skin flick!!

Hated it!! My opinion.. Was one of the worst movies i have ever seen.. It seems like all it was about was naked to semi naked girls.. I get sick of movies like this that seem to have girls in skanky wear or naked (soft porn) to get good ratings and this one had A LOT of those scenes. Well it doesn't appeal to me at all.

Well I'm a little biased on this one since I play the role of Mrs. Simmons but it is a good movie, worth the watch! You can rent it on Netflix too!
ML,
Deanna
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