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101+ Ways to Get Out of a Traffic Ticket

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The title of the book states "101+ Ways To Get Out of A Traffic Tickets..a collection of excuses used successfully"

This title fools you into assuming that the excuses actually work. Well, do not be fooled. The book is a "joke" book. The excuses are actually funny things you can say to a cop...to make him even more pissed at you that he/she already is.

The back cover of the book does reveal that this is a humor book. It states "Do you need a good laugh? Then you need this book"

So, I repeat, it's really not a book about strategies you can use to have the cop excuse you from a ticket. It's just a funny book of things people have said to cops or could say to cops.

Here are some excuses taught in the book for when you are caught speeding:

Excuse #141:
"Please don't give me a ticket, sir. "I've never had one and I would just die if you give me one now."

Excuse #143:
"I was trying to catch up to that car in front of me. The driver was nude"

Excuse #128:
"Officer, it just seem like I was going fast because you were standing still"

So, does this give you an idea of what this book is about? ;-) NOT RECOMMENDED UNLESS YOU ARE UP FOR A GOOD LAUGH.

-Alina Uzilov / 2003