I bought this poster last month. Women followed the UPS delivery truck as it approached, sensing something awesome and manly was being delivered. The crowd of women were thick as the delivery man opened his door. He barely made it to the door before the women ripped off his brown shorts and short sleeved khaki shirt as their pheromones were whipped up into a sexual frenzy. Undaunted by the display, I was able to retrieve the parcel before these middle aged amazons were able to react to my presence.
I deftly slipped back into my home, locking the doors and windows behind me. I shuttered the windows to keep the hoard of aroused females from seeing the prized Captain Kirk print. As I opened the package, I could see immediately the power of the Tiberius. Handsome, mysterious, athletic, virile and aggressive are the traits of the greatest Starship captain ever to lead the Enterprise. This print delivers all of these traits with such power it is difficult to put it all into words.
Pros: Its f*king James Tiberius Kirk! Cons: Not available in mural size.
Upon unscrolling this poster it was immediately apparent that the original art was not intended to be reproduced at 11x17. The image has been stretched and squished to fill the paper and leads to an obviously different image than what is presented in the product preview. I've generously provided two stars simply because it only cost me around 8 bucks for the poster.
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