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12 Miles to Paradise: A People Story About Horses & Horseracing [Hardcover]

Ted Simendinger (Author)
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)


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Book Description

February 1, 2003
"12 Miles" is a multicultural ensemble comedy (a PG-13 story) that takes place primarily in South Florida, the Bahamas, and New Zealand. It is, above all, a people story that sits in front of horses and the horse business.

"12 Miles" has a lot of interwoven messages and spins a laugh-out-loud yarn about how one seemingly ordinary horse can cause chaos and upheaval in the lives of everyone he comes into contact with simply by his insistent stubbornness on living his life his own way.

The star of the story is Bonefish -- a gray gelding and wayward son of a former star racehorse who stubbornly refuses to race. The chaos Bopefish causes when he enters the lives of people from South Florida, Bimini (Bahamas), and both islands of New Zealand is both unpredictable and laugh-out-loud hilarious.

The four principle female characters in the story (the self-proclaimed "Posse") are all New Zealanders. The guys in the story are Americans. Destiny taps all on the shoulder and a spectacularly chaotic courtship process ensues.

Bonefish, meanwhile, spends most of his time in the Bahamas resting under a palm tree while watching his owner, Anvil Sanders, build small wooden boats by hand. Regardless whether Bonefish is in South Florida or the Bahamas, how he lives his life changes the life of everyone around him -- including the islanders.

"12 Miles" is ensemble storytelling at its romantic comedy finest. A good, positive, upbeat, creative tale with a happy ending.


Editorial Reviews

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"12 Miles" is a thoroughly enjoyable romantic comedy. I found it intriguing, exciting, and funny." -- Chris McCarron, Hall of Fame jockey & "Seasbiscuit' movie consultant

"12 Miles" is the 'Seabiscuit' of funny. -- Steve Cauthen, Hall of Fame jockey & breeder

"A terrific story, told by a terrific storyteller!" -- Paul McMullen, sportswriter & author, Baltimore Sun

"Far better than 'Big Trouble' (a New York Times bestseller). This story really grabbed me and held on." -- J. T. Burns, March 13, 2003

"The book is great." -- Tim Conway, comedy superstar

From the Publisher

Partial proceeds from the sale of each copy of "12 Miles to Paradise" are being donated to two national charities in support of injured and disabled jockeys.

"12 Miles" is a very vivid, very visual story and written as much to adapt to film as to be the hilarious novel it turned out to be. The key role of Anvil Sanders, for example, was written specifically with actor Danny Glover in mind. The role of Donny Ray Douglass (president of Gulfstream Park) was written for gifted comedy actor Jay Thomas.

"12 Miles" is a beautiful blend of "Big Fat Greek Wedding" and "Seabiscuit." It's a people story -- a good old fashioned romantic comedy -- that sits in front of horses and the horse business. Anyone who's ever loved a horse, a person -- or both -- will love it. The story will share with the reader every aspect of the horse business: from breeding to foaling, to raising, to auctioning, to training, to racing, to retiring, and, naturally enough, to the end of the line. It's a delicate teaching lesson for those not familiar with the horse business.

By design, you don't have to know anything about the horseracing industry to enjoy the book. But, by the end of the story, you'll have learned something about every wonderful facet of it.

Enjoy the story and welcome to Team Bonefish!


Product Details

  • Hardcover: 362 pages
  • Publisher: Airplane Reader Pub (February 1, 2003)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 097024052X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0970240521
  • Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 5.9 x 1.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.5 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,681,378 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Need a "feel good" read and a smile?, April 9, 2003
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Mark (Steamboat Springs, Colorado) - See all my reviews
This review is from: 12 Miles to Paradise: A People Story About Horses & Horseracing (Hardcover)
Weaving wonderful characters with beautiful venues and terrific pastimes, this book kindled warm memories of warm places and tugged on heartstrings stretched over some "tender territories". You needn't be a horse race fan to truly love this read, interact with the trials and comedies of relationships or be drawn into the storyline Ted Simendinger beautifully paints from Colorado, to South Beach, to Bimini and New Zealand. His insight into the frailties of Men vs. Women, and his ability to keep you hungry on multiple fronts, is marvelous.

Someone in this book will appeal to everyone, but my affinity for all the characters was established early on. It's a joy to see yourself, some of your past (and hopeful future) in a fast paced, witty and beautifully portrayed journey of men, women and beasts on a romp from flea markets to fame. If you've ever tasted long and unrequited love, thrown your fate to the winds of friendship and longed for life to come together in the most unforeseen of ways, then ride with the girls of the "Kiwi Posse" as they help fulfill the lives of unlikely American men and "Bonefish", the most lovable thoroughbred turned "beach-bum" you can imagine!

This book will help you follow your heart where you know it wants to lead you, have as much fun in as many places as you can, and realize that you need to fish whenever you can, love whenever you can and never give in to doubt that it really can be amazing in the end! Take a gamble, it's a sure thing!

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4.0 out of 5 stars great story, June 7, 2010
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This review is from: 12 Miles to Paradise: A People Story About Horses & Horseracing (Hardcover)
Interesting story with several connected sub-stories and the author involves us in these characters very smoothly. Enjoyable read.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Where's my signed copy Ted?! :) Your Friend, Sherrie Engler, December 7, 2005
This review is from: 12 Miles to Paradise: A People Story About Horses & Horseracing (Hardcover)
Well if this book is as good as "Critters, Fish & Other Troublemakers" it will be a must read. Ted has a way with words, and never meets a stranger! I'm glad to see you are still adding to the literary world with your fine words of wisdom and humor.

I hope to hear from you soon!

Sherrie Engler
www.horseartandgifts.com
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