1313: Actor Slash Model NR

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An embittered actor decides it's time to slash a few models after losing a life-changing role to some guy who looks good with his shirt off...

Starring:
Michelle Bauer, Chase Bennett
Runtime:
1 hour, 13 minutes

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Product Details

Genres Drama, Thriller
Director David DeCoteau
Starring Michelle Bauer, Chase Bennett
Supporting actors Israel Korn, Jared Edwards, Tyler Bachtel, Skyler Hart, Luke Allen, Carey James, Chris Galya, Christian Lake, Michael Sosnowski, Wagner Sandoval, David Flannery
Studio Phase 4 Films (USA), LLC
MPAA rating NR (Not Rated)
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful By Scadhog on March 10, 2012
Format: DVD
Another entry in cult director David DeCoteau's "1313" horror franchise, "Actor Slash Model" tells the story of an embittered young actor frustrated by losing all the good roles he thinks he deserves to "meat puppets", fellow actors whose only talent is looking good without a shirt. So he prowls the halls of a Hollywood mansion neatly dispatching his rivals with his trusty carving knife.

The standard DeCoteau touches are here: a bevy of good-looking, mostly undressed young studs, swim and shower and workout while DeCoteau's camera lovingly explores their bodies. And we have the usual bad acting and lame dialogue, which usually add to the fun.

But we also have to put up with the director's repetitiveness, which has unfortunately become a hallmark of his work. We are treated to at least three extended sequences (maybe more) in which one of the actor/models roams the empty house calling, "Hello? Is anybody there?" for several minutes. And then, after this latest victim is dispatched, (thankfully DeCoteau has the good taste to avoid blood and gore), we get to watch our hero stalking the same halls and rooms repeating the same lines. It wears thin after awhile.

DeCoteau's movies have always been a guilty pleasure. You know you shouldn't enjoy them, but they are just too much fun to resist. Or at least they used to be. Of late, though, his films are becoming a bit of a bore. Please, David, give us another "Leeches" or "House of Usher"!
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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Silverjynx on April 9, 2012
Format: DVD
I like watching movies, but I HATE acting and LOATHE coherent plots, so you can imagine that there aren't too many films out there I actually enjoy. Thank goodness for Actor Slash Model!
I mean, just the other day I was complaining that too many films waste time with compelling characters and don't have enough footage of hunky guys walking around aimlessly and maybe working out or something and then getting stabbed off-camera. Well, that was the sickness, and Actor Slash Model is the cure!
This film is perfect for those quiet afternoons when you have literally done everything else there is to do on this planet, nay, this universe. Dear god, I am burning up with fever and the prescription is more Actor Slash Model.
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8 of 11 people found the following review helpful By amazon#1fan on December 11, 2011
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Just horrible. Good looking guys but that does not make make up for the long periods of boredom.One of the worse movies I have EVER seen.
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It's really worse than all the other ratings. It's 72 minutes including credits. It's set in the most absurd house I've even seen; that's California for you. I bought the DVD for the boy-toy eye candy as depicted on the cover. The abs must have been airbrushed in. None of the boys have six-pack abs. In fact the bodies are average teenagers' at #6, maybe two rate a 7. When they take their shirts off, disappointment reigns.The two boys that have been injudiciously selected to work out don't even show any muscles when doing so. Logan is a cute young boy; of course, he is not seen much. He may be the worst actor though, not that it matters: . The slasher is not very attractive; so, one can easily understand why he did not get the part. The big question is where did all the corpses go; only one is shown. Everyone wanders around a house full of cadavers and never finds one. Not very creepy.
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3 of 11 people found the following review helpful By Riff-Raff on January 6, 2012
Format: DVD
If I was going to review this film based solely on the DVD Cover or Trailer (Who in their Right Mind would do THAT?!), I would probably have dismissed this one as another Boys-N-Briefs flick with nothing to distinguish it from the others besides the Exceptionally Beautiful Cast.
However, I Did watch the movie (twice) and I am So Pleased that these 1313 movies are finally trying to be something more than mere Eye Candy by adding actual Characters played by actors that can actually act. Or are they Models that can actually act? Or are they Models that can't really act at all? Or are they all of the above?
The idea of casting actors for their looks (or Personal Wealth like Paris Hilton or Madonna) as opposed to actual Talent is a common one, and certainly not unfamiliar to Director David DeCoteau, who has found and cast many of todays Rising Stars while at the same time giving Models their first break in films as Actors; so it might come as a bit of a suprise that most of the cast is made up of actual actors.
Like in 1313:Wicked Stepbrother, Michelle Bauer (Nightmare Sisters) Owns every scene she is in, and has strong support from Chase Bennett and Skyler Hart who are definetly Rising Stars!
Over the next few months the 1313 Series continues with Boy Crazies, Cougar Cult and Bigfoot Island and I for one can't wait!
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