2-Headed Shark Attack 2012 NR CC

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A Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a two-headed shark, and the survivors escape to a deserted atoll. When it starts flooding, the coeds are no longer safe from the jaws of the monster.

Starring:
Carmen Electra, Charlie O'connell
Runtime:
1 hour 28 minutes

2-Headed Shark Attack

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The shark is mostly CGI, but it is done really bad.
S. Der
And even with a title like 2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK, expecting a certain level of cheese to come with that, I still was not prepared for just how bad this movie would be.
Amazon Customer
It kept switching missing heads, because reptiles do that, and sharks and reptiles are the same.
flaviolius

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50 of 53 people found the following review helpful By KnifeParty80 on February 24, 2012
Format: DVD
How can anyone purchase a movie titled "2 Headed Shark Attack" that stars Carmen Electra and Brook Hogan and review it negatively? Seriously, what were you expecting????
Things go wrong quickly for a group of students on a Semester At Sea trip, when their boat, the Sea King hits a shark, damaging the boat. The boat begins to take on water and the group heads for safety on a nearby atoll and are terrorized and devoured by the double headed beast.
Is the acting bad? Yep
Is the dialogue wretched? Uh Huh
Is the shark CG and cheesy looking? Sure Is
Is this movie totally fun? Absolutely
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful By flaviolius on September 10, 2012
Format: DVD
This is the tragic tale of an upset hungry shark who is a mastermind misunderstood genius, and had several powers.

The first power was how it would constantly chomp two people at once, and the two people were always the perfect distance apart to line up beautifully with each mouth. Cosmic synchronicity, or an example of pure shark predatory genius? We know the true answer.

Next, the shark was able to change size immediately. It would smash an entire boat in its jaws (actually it causes a whole island to sink by crashing its head into the underwater land-part and biting biting biting it), then five seconds later it was sneaking up on people standing in three feet of water. Obviously it had the secret power to grow and shrink itself, and also the skill of teleporting. Then, the shark could also regenerate, because when it lost one of its heads - the left one - it would miraculously grow it back while the right head went away. It kept switching missing heads, because reptiles do that, and sharks and reptiles are the same.

It was also attracted to electricity from big engines because electricity made it mad, but it always managed to go out of its way to chew on people. Hm. Hey wait a sec. I guess the island must have had a crazy invisible electrical charge because the shark was very very angry at the island and kept attacking it when it had nothing else to do.

The shark bit a guy's leg off, flipped his body into the air with its tail, then launched out of the water to grasp him cleverly in both jaws and rip him apart. I wanted to give the shark 10 out of 10 for gorgeous synchronized chomping.

Next, the shark hid inside a tsunami and flooded the island before and after making the island sink.
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15 of 18 people found the following review helpful By Robert I. Hedges HALL OF FAMETOP 500 REVIEWER on April 1, 2012
Format: DVD Verified Purchase
"2-Headed Shark Attack" is the latest ridiculous sea monster flick from The Asylum. Before you can even get to the film there's an intro from The Asylum bragging how they have done over 100 of these cheesy disaster films so far, and the beauty is that if you've seen one you pretty much know what's going to happen in any of the others: just substitute "two-headed shark" for "giant alligator," "enormous squid," or "subterranean volcano under a metropolis" and you've got it. As the credits unwind to obnoxious college students on a speedboat, creature feature fans may feel the hairs on the back of their neck stand up when they see the director is Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray. With B-movie genetics like this you know it's going to be an entertaining movie for all the wrong reasons. Not that I fault Chris Ray, it's not like anyone was going to make a good movie called "2-Headed Shark Attack" or anything. You know what you're buying when you see the title.

The opening starts the production off right. Two talented water skiers in bikinis are pulled behind a boat towed by three ogling guys taking their pictures. I therefore found it a bit incredulous that nobody in the boat noticed when a giant two-headed shark leapt from the water and neatly munched them down. Not that it matters. The real meat of the story, the chum as it were, starts when we meet Professor Babbish (Charlie O'Connell) who is taking his class of insufferable students on a "semester at sea" to learn...well, something. It starts off with a lesson in sextant use, but quickly turns to a sunbathing demonstration. They are on a typical Florida tourist boat...
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By S. Der on July 30, 2012
Format: DVD
If you only care for seeing hot girls in their bikinis - this is your movie! That's the only reason why I gave it 2 stars instead of one. I have never seen such a movie have so many girls in bikinis all throughout the movie.

The movie itself is horrible made. The shark is a joke. The story is really bad. The CGI is horrible. But, the extras and actors they used were hot!!!!

The shark is mostly CGI, but it is done really bad. You won't believe it at all. And, then when it comes up to attack it's a badly made puppet.

The worse acting I have every seen! The acting is so bad, I hated see and hearing them talk. You won't believe anything they say. They sound like they are reading every line just before they shot every scene they did.

--Spolier Alert--

The story really doesn't make much sense at the end. The shark is in the wining situation and everyone should had died based on how they set up their storyline up to that point. The last group of people about 6 people were left. They have no why to get off the island. The island is sinking fast. The shark will kill them once they go underwater.

But, now suddenly, when it came down to the last group of people, the island isn't sinking as fast as before. They somehow find a cabin half sunk and they run inside. Three of the 6 members don't make it, where they died and the other 3 escape outside the cabin.

Now they are just in the middle of the island and it's still have sunk. They suddenly have a gas barrel flow by them and surprise their still a lot of gas inside. Now, all they have to do is set up a trap and have the shark take the barrel and make it light up and blow up. Well, somehow it doesn't go that way and the main star, she still lived by fighting it off???
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