2002 Days & Nights of Sex [Hardcover]

Richard Smith (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: January 10, 1998

Make the most of your sex life every month of the year

By America's funniest writer on sex and bestselling author of The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, this hysterical compilation of 365 Days & Nights of Sex Page-A-Day(r) Calendars makes the perfect companion, bed-side or otherwise.

It makes a great gift for newlyweds as well as silver anniversary couples.

Organized by month of the year, this book provides entertaining advice and amusing pillowtalk. Ways to get your partner's attention, ideas for a romantic lunchtime rendezvous, and morning, noon and evening romance tips offer fresh ideas and tasteful humor, that will leave you, your lover and everyone you confide in laughing.

2002 Days & Nights of Sex provides readers with clever and witty tidbits, sexual horoscope readings, recipes, decorating advice, travel suggestions, musical requests and fashion pointers. Fun intimacy tests measure passion, jealousy, relationships, dating and marriage.

Editorial Reviews

From the Inside Flap

By America's funniest writer on sex and best-selling author of The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, this compilation of hilarious snippets about sex will make every lover laugh out loud about some of life's most uncomfortable situations.

Organized by month of the year, the book includes clever and witty tidbits, sexual horoscope readings, recipes, decorating advice, travel suggestions, musical requests and fashion pointers. Ways to get your partner's attention, ideas for a romantic lunchtime rendezvous, and morning, noon and evening romance tips offer fresh ideas and appropriate humor, that will leave you, your lover and everyone you confide in chuckling.

The book unabashedly yet tastefully journeys into racy situations from one-night stands and married sex or lack-there-of, to positions and men's worries and women's complaints. It opens the door for good humored jokes and teasing and provides entertaining advice and amusing pillow talk.

The book will change the way you look at sex, bringing fun and humor to every relationship whether you're dating, newlywed or a silver anniversary couple.

From the Back Cover

Open the door for good-humored jokes and teasing. Gain entertaining advice and amusing pillow talk. This compilation of hilarious snippets about sex will make every lover laugh out loud about some of life's most uncomfortable situations.

SUGGESTIONS FOR THE CAUTIOUS LOVER

Never confess you're having an affair (especially in public) if you expect your partner has a:

-Non-forgiving nature.

-Winning lottery ticket.

-Weakish heart.

-Bad temper.

-Tape recorder going.

-Tough Lawyer.

SEXUAL ETHICS

You may read a lover's diary only if:

-You're curious.

-You're in it.

-You're sure you won't get caught.

-It's already in the bookstores.

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Product Details

• Hardcover: 704 pages
• Publisher: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers (January 10, 1998)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1579120458
• ISBN-13: 978-1579120450
• Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.6 x 2.1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 2 pounds
• Average Customer Review: 3.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,369,084 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars awful, October 30, 2000

By A Customer

This review is from: 2002 Days & Nights of Sex (Hardcover)

The sense of humor is juvenile & it has no serious advice. Seriously, if you're not looking for old man humor, spend your money elsewhere.

2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely the lamest thing..., November 14, 2001

By A Customer

This review is from: 2002 Days & Nights of Sex (Hardcover)

I have ever seen. I am embarrassed to have this tripe in the house. This man must be the source of all those terribly unfunny e-mails sent by "dirty" uncles everywhere. This book might be funny if you (...)yourself laughing at the Reader's Digest's "humour" sections. A large section of it seems to be a regurgitation of the man's previous book: The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. Otherwise it is filled with useless, random, lame jokes and lists. I opened it up, flipped through it, and sighed, because it just seems to be a weighty collection of sex/dating oriented e-mail jokes, the kind you delete because they've already made the rounds three times. I am keeping this review anonymous because I'm so embarrassed to have been rooked by this...

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Very enjoyable reading material with good advise, January 16, 2001

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Steven lamount (Texas) - See all my reviews

This review is from: 2002 Days & Nights of Sex (Hardcover)

This is a humorous book that offers sensible and tasteful advise for married couples, short term relationships and one night stands. It offers tips for good sex, what men or women fear, what they expect, how to be romantic, seductive, playful and most important, how to have fun during sex. As a man, I don't read too many books, especiaslly like this one, but I liked this book and would recommend it to anyone.