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The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China [Download: PDF] [Digital]

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520 of 529 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Review January 26, 2013
Format:Paperback
All i did was look at the cover, but i already knew from the start. This is, without a doubt, still a better story than twilight.
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818 of 845 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars WARNING - **NOT** a MicroSoft product!!!! November 30, 2010
By 5318008
Format:Digital
I was thinking, "Sweet! Finally a version of Outlook that will run on my wooden Chinese toilet seats!!" Little did I know this has **NOTHING** to do with Outlook for Windows or any other MicroSoft product. It is NOT a five-year wooden-toilet email/calendar software product, but is in fact some kind of WELL-DONE REPORT ON TOILET SEATS!! By coincidence still entirely useful to me in my line of business but now I will have to find some other way to coordinate my inter-seat schedules and emails!! Buyer beware!!
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687 of 710 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This is weird January 12, 2010
By brutus
Format:Digital
This is so weird. My husband and I were just discussing the 2009-2014 outlook for wood toilet seats in greater China the other day. Now today, here I am surfing Amazon and wouldn't you know it? The 2009-2014 outlook for wood toilet seats in greater China. I am so happy the price seems reasonable. I'm thinking Amazing Anniversary Present!!!!!!
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246 of 258 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars I don't get it June 4, 2013
Format:Digital
I'm not sure what all these rave reviews are about. I was just as excited as the next man to order this highly anticipated follow-up to "The 2002-2009 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China" but it left me flat.

It felt forced and unneeded. I think the author just wanted another pay day without having to come up with something original.

I can't believe they got Nicholas Cage for the movie... or I guess I can.
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132 of 137 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars This solved my problem. May 15, 2013
Format:Digital
I am a manufacturer of wooden toilet seats. Until I saw this report, I had no idea that China was even a viable market. I am so pleased that I now know that through 2014 the outlook for wooden toilet seats are good for China and thus I shall send them to the Chinese people (who, in a stroke of coincidence, actually made them!)

Wooden toilet seats: Good for China, good for you.
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131 of 140 people found the following review helpful
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I picked this up off Amazon with little or no knowledge of the Chinese situation. It was all just a black hole to me. But, I must say that after a constipated start, I was riveted. Seeing the transformation of Xiao Ling through adolescence and the turmoil accompanying his parent's gastrointestinal issues until his later redemption at the ministry of lavoratory accessories was really moving to me. In fact, I don't see how anyone can read this and not be moved deeply and viscerally. I will admit there were parts that I strained to get through. There were other times that I wanted to gush over what was going on; flush with the excitement.

There was also a very nuanced sexuality that infuses the book. Stroke after stroke of the writer's pen really paid off in the climactic scene. The iconic imagery of Chairman Mao invoked by the village ejaculating his name over and over could not help but overwhelm a reader, though a few minutes after one might be lulled into a sleepily languid state by the diminishing rhythm of pace in the story.

I must say that I was not equally enchanted with the movie version of this. While I normally like Samuel L. Jackson, I just did not think he was able to pull off Mei-Zhen, Xiao's older sister. Also, some of the funnier moments in the written version just did not come through on screen. I will add that the sequel to this "The Chinese Wood Toilet Seat that Kicked the Hornet's Nest" was not anywhere near the caliber and of the seminal first work.

Overall, I would highly recommend this. Don't listen to the "haters" of wood toilet seats out there. This one is a keeper!
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195 of 211 people found the following review helpful
Format:Digital
And as hypnotic as the I Ching!

This extraordinary analysis, panoramic in scale and of far reaching magnitude, is now finally available to the reader in two significantly useful and highly desirable formats: PDF e-download and paperback, 141 pages (Both $495.00,in stock and available with one click ordering).

A current blockbuster best seller and a classic in the making, this analysis is beloved by children as well as adults, scholars as well as arm chair travelers, the constipated as well as those who are decidedly not, and even those who can move their bowels regularly.

In fact, like many great writings, "The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China" can be appreciated on multiple levels....cultural, political, historic, dramatic, poetic, educational, satiric, humorous and even just plain goofy fun.

Starting with the eternal premise that "The concept of latent demand is rather subtle" the hypnotic story line evolves outward, captivating and fascinating the reader. Soon an overlay of the Eastern philosophical tenet "The average propensity to consume is constant" is introduced and as you can well imagine, all hell breaks loose!

In the end, despite coming to the ultimate and often life altering knowledge that "Product and service offerings, and the actual identity of the players involved, while important for certain issues, are relatively unimportant for estimates of latent demand", and "....in the long run, households with no income eventually have no consumption", the reader comes to fundamentally understand that the true nature, the very essence of humankind will, whatever the circumstance, choose a toilet seat over a hole in the ground nine times out of ten.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Informative albeit full of it..
Statistically speaking the future of wooden toilet seat craftsmanship is at an all time low not only in China but in Tajikistan as well. Read more
Published 2 months ago by alexander erkiletian
5.0 out of 5 stars Dump Smoothly on Linux
Have you ever tried to install on Linux ? I have been running this Outlook version on my Debian-Based Wood Toilet Seat and i can dump while send e-mails to Nicolas Maduro. Read more
Published 3 months ago by A. Rodriguez
4.0 out of 5 stars No second edition?
Now that we have reached the end of 2014, I was hoping to see an update to this book - a version number two, if you will - comparing the forecasts of sales of wooden toilet seats... Read more
Published 6 months ago by Tim Miller
3.0 out of 5 stars Room for improvement.
This book would have been a lot better had they included 2008. What a year for Wooden Toilet Seats that was!!!
Published 7 months ago by Steve K
5.0 out of 5 stars If you're like me and you make your living off of knowing ...
I've been a trader in Pacific Rim toilet seat futures for the past decade and I don't think I've ever come across a more solidly researched book on the subject. Read more
Published 7 months ago by NotMe
3.0 out of 5 stars I laughed. I cried, I pulled splinters. ...
I laughed. I cried, I pulled splinters. This is a stark expose of luan on flesh horror. So many maimed gluteus maximii. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Kevin Simons
2.0 out of 5 stars Make sure you check where you are!
Maybe it's my fault but when I saw The 2009-2014 Outlook for Wood Toilet Seats in Greater China I was so excited that I immediately purchased it. Read more
Published 10 months ago by Thomas Paul
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent story for our times! Here be spoilers!
I was enthralled at first -- weaving an intricate story of lust, betrayal and murder, with characters you had genuine emotion for -- but then near the end, the author makes a... Read more
Published 10 months ago by J. Goebel
5.0 out of 5 stars Magnficent!!!
Why, oh why, has this magnificent opus not been made into a documentary? Hollywood, you have clearly lost your senses. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Collie Mom
4.0 out of 5 stars New drop in price allowed me to buy for the whole family!
Finally a drop in price makes this stunning literary work available for all!
Published 12 months ago by T. S. Perry
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