The 2,320 Funniest Quotes: The Most Hilarious Quips and One-Liners from allgreatquotes.com [Paperback]

Tom Corr (Compiler)

Book Description

Publication Date: August 16, 2011

ENJOY THE MOST HILARIOUS QUOTES OF ALL TIME
Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. Bringing together clever remarks from celebrities, politicians, thinkers, comedians and generally funny people, this collection of snappy quotes will leave you in hysterics.

• God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time.
— Robin Williams
• Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
— Spike Milligan
• Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
— Oscar Wilde
• The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!
— Homer Simpson
• When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his fi rst name was “Always.”
— Rita Rudner
• Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
— George Burns

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About the Author

Tom Corr is a web publisher, journalist and former regional newspaper editor living in Ireland. He has worked for Ireland's Independent News & Media and UK-based Johnston Press. He operates one of the world's most visited quotes sites, www.allgreatquotes.com, which inspires 3 million visitors monthly.

Product Details

• Paperback: 384 pages
• Publisher: Ulysses Press (August 16, 2011)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1569759758
• ISBN-13: 978-1569759752
• Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.5 x 1.1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 15.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #904,061 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Great collection of quotes, November 19, 2011

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Dr Tina van Leuven "InnerDelight" - See all my reviews

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I just received "The 2320 Funniest Quotes" by Tom Corr and had to put it down after a while to recover from laughing so much! What a fabulous collection on so many different topics and nationalities!! Ranging from Hollywood, Forgiveness,Fashion, Health and Sickness to Proverbs, Televison, Weather and History... to mention just a few. What an accomplishment to find so many quotes about so many different areas of life. It's also a great reference guide to select some quotes for anyone who likes to share laughter through social media;)Plus a great gift! Thank you Tom.

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Humor to Brighten Your Day, October 30, 2011

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Elinor Stutz "Smooth Sale LLC" (Petaluma CA) - See all my reviews
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I found the quotes a wonderful way to escape the woes of the world to instead, relax, enjoy what I was reading, and reminisce about the comedic greats. Additionally I found thought provoking quotes from known politicians and well known authors. Tom Corr's book, "The 2,320 Funniest Quotes" added much enjoyment to my Sunday!

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect Addition to Your Quotes Library, October 8, 2011

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Tara West - See all my reviews
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As a quotes junkie, I have a ton of scribbled quotes all over the house; but unfortunately some are lost forever. So it's nice to have a published compilation I won't lose and that I can delve into, time and time again. Tom Corr has done an excellent job in what would have been a mammoth task in collecting, verifying, and categorizing more than 2,320 humorous quotes - in diverse areas such as animals, chocolate, education, happiness, life, music, pessimists, friends, and everything else in between; even country-specific quips. If you like to use quotes in your speeches or written works, you'll appreciate the diverse categories where you can quickly source a quote and have peace of mind that the quote is correctly referenced; and that it will make your audience or reader laugh! And if you're after a quick shot of laughter, then this is the perfect book to pick up and get lost between the pages for awhile.