365 Ways to Kiss Your Love [Hardcover]

Tomima L. Edmark (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: January 1998

How your and your love can continually discover new and exciting ways to kiss in this primer of pucker power.

--This text refers to an alternate Hardcover edition.

Product Details

• Hardcover: 127 pages
• Publisher: Fine Communications (January 1998)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1567312357
• ISBN-13: 978-1567312355
• Product Dimensions: 5.9 x 5.5 x 0.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 2.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (6 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,499,447 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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23 of 25 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Gag me!, January 12, 2002

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QueenEE "queen_ee" (Portland, OR United States) - See all my reviews

This review is from: 365 Ways to Kiss Your Love (Hardcover)

Please don't give this book to anyone who might be disgusted by the idea of a "Diaper Kiss", a "Sweat Kiss", or anything like that. The author's ideas of what is romantic are gaggingly, sickeningly saccharine and some border on the irritating and intrusive (ex. page 69: "Men: find her lingerie drawer and draw 'XXX' with her lip-liner pencil, on her undergarments.") Most of these ideas would probably anger the average man or woman. Proceed with caution.

15 of 16 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars This is the stupidest book ever!, June 14, 2002

By A Customer

This review is from: 365 Ways to Kiss Your Love: A Daily Guide to Creative Kissing (Hardcover)

Stupidly ignoring the other bad recomendations, I purchased this book. It has the dumbest ideas I have ever seen! Kissing should be intimate and romantic but all of these ideas are about as sensual as if a 6 year old had thought of them. Most of them are silly. So silly that if anyone did them to me I would probably burst out laughing at them rather than want to kiss them. For example, wear a badge that says kissing police and arrest your lover for a kiss? Some of them are completely uncreative. She names kisses the E kiss or the L kiss and then names body parts that you could kiss that start with those letters. The dumbest idea was to kiss your lover on a pile of dirty laundry. May I ask why anyone would enjoy this? This is a horrible, uncreative, stupid book. Please save your money and don't make the mistake of buying it.

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Kissing For The Mentally Challenged, October 28, 2011

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Mel - See all my reviews

This review is from: 365 Ways to Kiss Your Love (Hardcover)

If you need a book to help you with kissing your significant other, something has clearly gone wrong in your life. And this book doesn't even help with that! I don't know who in their right mind would consider any of the things in this book to be good ideas. At best, your spouse will laugh at you for trying them before leaving you. At worst, you could get arrested.

Here are a few "good" bits:

Cassette Kiss: Make a cassette of kissing noises and place it in your love's cassette player.

Bathroom Tissue Kiss: Plant a kiss on the first square of the bathroom tissue roll and include a love note. Have it ready and waiting for when he/she makes a trip to the bathroom.

Surprise Phone Call Kiss: Surprise you love with an unexpected phone call during the day. Don't say a word but let loose a long sloppy kissing sound.

The Unknown Kisser: Appear wearing a brown paper bag over your head with holes cut out for your eyes and mouth. Put your lips through the mouth hole, lipsmack your love and then dance away.

Obviously, this author is a very, very disturbed sicko.