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365 Ways to Kiss Your Love

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Please don't give this book to anyone who might be disgusted by the idea of a "Diaper Kiss", a "Sweat Kiss", or anything like that. The author's ideas of what is romantic are gaggingly, sickeningly saccharine and some border on the irritating and intrusive (ex. page 69: "Men: find her lingerie drawer and draw 'XXX' with her lip-liner pencil, on her undergarments.") Most of these ideas would probably anger the average man or woman. Proceed with caution.

Stupidly ignoring the other bad recomendations, I purchased this book. It has the dumbest ideas I have ever seen! Kissing should be intimate and romantic but all of these ideas are about as sensual as if a 6 year old had thought of them. Most of them are silly. So silly that if anyone did them to me I would probably burst out laughing at them rather than want to kiss them. For example, wear a badge that says kissing police and arrest your lover for a kiss? Some of them are completely uncreative. She names kisses the E kiss or the L kiss and then names body parts that you could kiss that start with those letters. The dumbest idea was to kiss your lover on a pile of dirty laundry. May I ask why anyone would enjoy this? This is a horrible, uncreative, stupid book. Please save your money and don't make the mistake of buying it.

If you need a book to help you with kissing your significant other, something has clearly gone wrong in your life. And this book doesn't even help with that! I don't know who in their right mind would consider any of the things in this book to be good ideas. At best, your spouse will laugh at you for trying them before leaving you. At worst, you could get arrested.

Here are a few "good" bits:

Cassette Kiss: Make a cassette of kissing noises and place it in your love's cassette player.

Bathroom Tissue Kiss: Plant a kiss on the first square of the bathroom tissue roll and include a love note. Have it ready and waiting for when he/she makes a trip to the bathroom.

Surprise Phone Call Kiss: Surprise you love with an unexpected phone call during the day. Don't say a word but let loose a long sloppy kissing sound.

The Unknown Kisser: Appear wearing a brown paper bag over your head with holes cut out for your eyes and mouth. Put your lips through the mouth hole, lipsmack your love and then dance away.

Obviously, this author is a very, very disturbed sicko.

I actually found this book at the Goodwill initially, and I was pleasantly surprised and got it as a wedding gift to a friend. After flipping through it I decided to order a copy for my husband and I. Yes, there are cheesy kisses, many we laughed at hysterically and tried out, while laughing. It brings fun, light hearted, silly laughter into your day. I suggest this book to anyone who wants to have fun and smile!

365 WAYS TO KISS YOUR LOVE is a refreshing, clever gift book for everyone who kisses, has been kissed or wants someone else to think about kissing. And it is a great gift any time of the year. I highly recommend this book to kissers of all ages. Jill

I enjoyed the novels candid look at the simple act of kissing. Society seems to overlokk kissing and just hop into bed first. The problem that I had with this book, is that instead of a new kiss everyday for 365 days, I used all the kisses in one day. I hope this is the abridged version, because I need some more ideas.