Customer Reviews

3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long

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When we found cracks in the containment structure, we used to have to shut the whole plant down; then there was a lot of hassle with the nuclear regulatory agency about structural integrity and environmental contamination. With this quality duct tape, that's all in the past. Now, when we see a cracked or crumbling wall, we just bring out the tape. The slate blue blends right in. I do recommend that you use use double layers for openings near the reactor core.

When I'm flying my Type 40 across the universe, sometimes cracks start appearing in time. Just slap some Nuclear Grade duct tape on there and it'll patch it right up. It's also great for reversing the neutron polarity flow, but I can't say it helped fix up the Chameleon Circuit. My Type 40 is stuck as a blue police box now. Sometimes my Time Vortex acts up, but I just slap on some more Nuclear Grade Performance Plus 3M Duct Tape, and the sexy thing just fires back into life. It also helps protect against Dalek and Cybermen attacks.

Sexy never complains when I patch her up with 3M Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape. The Slate Blue blends right into the police box. I had to buy my second roll when the Master stole my last roll.

This stuff is so amazing, sometimes I think it's made out of wibbley, wobbley, timey, whimey...stuff.

Delivery was quick no matter where I was in space and time.

After a long night of beer and hot wings, I decided to overnight this tape to my house, as I knew what was going to happen.

After the epic birthing of a giant brown monster, I used 3M's performance plus nuclear tape to seal around the bathroom's door into the bedroom. To my surprise, my wife and children never did smell what I had to endure.

After 5 months, 29 days, I removed the tape, and I was happy to find no sticky residue left on the door frame.

I do see Amazon is now selling this for [...] I wish I would have waited, as I did pay full price.

As I do most Sundays, I was working in the back yard on the grill. Because the dude next door is an Al Qaeda operative and he doesn't lock his shed, I figured, hey, what the hell, let's beef up the grill with some bomb grade plutonium. Because I didn't have anything handy to hold it in place, I stuck it down with this 3M nuclear duct tape. After all, I don't want my burgers exposed directly to radiation!

That seemed like a good idea at the time, but when I threw a steak on the grill, not only was the steak cooked way too quickly, but the gamma rays jumped right through the tape and caused the steak to start glowing. It also tasted funny, so I can't say I recommend this product at all!

At first I believed my professor when he said that I couldn't get anything better than an A+. Now I know the truth. There is a secret nuclear grade to which I must aspire.

When using this product-FOR PEACEFUL PURPOSES ONLY- I found that the tape is not nuclear or radioactive, and thus cannot be refined into WARHEADS FOR MISSILES TO PUSH ZION- I mean, for peaceful happy fun reactors. This made in useless in my, um, backyard's nuclear... um, grilling program. As a loyal American from the state of... Cleveland, I demand that my so called "nuclear" products can actually be used for nuclear purposes. I suspect that the blame lies WITH THE ZIONIS- I mean, goodbye!

-Bob "American" McNotIranianpresident

Cityville, Cleveland, Great Sa- I mean, USA

It is with the profoundest regret that I report that the Nuclear Grade duct tape does not . . . and I mean definitely not . . . eliminate the seepage of the unique form of energy created by cold fusion.

The languorous but potent Sigma waves emanated by cold fusion have escaped slowly but inevitably from our hitherto secret research facility. They have begun with a grim, inescapable determination to deactivate the electromagnetic bonds that unite all matter in the universe.

In short, the Mayan calendar should be taken very, very seriously.

Our staff has already dismantled the containment chamber from our facility, discarded the Nuclear Grade duct tape, and sold the magnesium-titanium-kryptonite intercorbite dicrumupulator tubing to a scrap dealer and used the proceeds for a case of 18-year old Scotch.

In the face of this impending universal catastrophe, we recommend not only to the human race but also to any other sentient creatures in the universe to follow our example with the utmost expedition.

If they're out of 18-year old Scotch, just do what you must do.

"Some say the world may end in fire,
Others say in ice.
We know cold fusion's released its ire,
So please take our advice"

If you're a nuclear technician and a Democrat, there's no better high-performace duct tape for your facility than the SLATE BLUE nuclear duct tape. I was happy to see the new administration give this product its endorsement, after so many years of having to make do with the previous administration's insistence that only the RED "nucular" duct tape (http://www.amazon.com/3M-Performance-Nuclear-48-Millimeter-54-8-Meter/dp/B000NG61G8/ref=pd_sxp_grid_pt_0_0) was approved for use in vital reactor locations. The safety advantages of the SLATE BLUE nuclear tape are obvious to even the lowest-level tech; in tests we found that a liberal use of the SLATE BLUE nuclear tape met or exceeded the standards set by the NRC, compared to the conservative applications of RED tape recommended under the guidelines furnished by the previous administration. With the SLATE BLUE tape, we can radiate confidence that our repairs will hold.

Besides the obvious ball shrinkage, a pseudo calm spread like warm Tuscan Whole Milk through my body upon hearing from John W. Trimmer that the universe had ten minutes left. I didn't doubt for a second the accuracy of his Zenith Men's 96.0529.4035/51.M Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch. If that watch said the universe was ending in 10 minutes, then we had 10 minutes left in this universe.

Questions filled me like a pregnant pause in an awkward conversation. There was so much I needed to ask John W. Trimmer, and yet the most important question that needed answering had nothing to do with my quest for vengeance of the past 30 years against the No-armed man, who had killed my parents, my wife, my ex-wife, my dog, Skippy, and who, up until about 15 minutes ago, I thought John W. Trimmer as well. Sitting in that clearing in the wild forest by the lake at the base of the cliff in the forests of Johanngeorgenstadt, Germany, having just followed the No-armed man from a David Hasselhoff concert and battled him at the top of that cliff, I pushed back all those questions like the incessant questions of the public going unanswered by government officials to focus on the matter at hand, saving the universe.

"Is there anything we can do to stop the universe from ending?" I asked John W. Trimmer, mesmerized by the play of fire light on his astounding beard. He glanced again at his watch, and if my estimations were accurate, there were about 7 minutes left on that countdown. The look of despair that floated across that warm fire chilled me. "What about that 3M 8979N Performance Plus Nuclear Duct Tape, Slate Blue 48mm Wide x 54.8M Long," I asked, looking at what had spilled from his backpack. Is that any help?"

He looked up at me, his piercing, green eyes firing through to my very soul. "No," his voice, once filled with life and fervor, was now a hollow echo of loneliness and death. "Not by itself. Unless you just happened to have a Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife, some Uranium Ore and an UZI-TACPEN1-GM Tactical Defender with DNA Catcher."

I smiled then. Perhaps the universe had a little more than 6 minutes and 44 seconds left to exist after all.

It seems everyone reviewing this tape is writing their audition for comedy central. I bought two rolls September 2009. It still works without leaving residue and is as sticky as the day I received it two years ago. Meanwhile similarly aged grey stuff delaminates as I take it off the roll. This is expensive stuff but the roll is huge and performs for years.