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501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot [Paperback]

Justin Exner (Author)

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Publication Date: May 1, 2004 | Series: 501 Excuses

You can blame your job...
You can blame the course...
You can blame mother nature...
Or you can blame your equipment...
But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!

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But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!

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Anyone can hit a great shot and brag; the challenge is to shank a tee shot and still make your buddies laugh. This hilarious books is an absolute must for any golfer. And you need not be a golf enthuasist to enjoy this book. It makes a great gift for any golfer, and is a must for every golf bag! --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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This book was written for all the weekend hackers who are hopelessly addicted to chasing a little white ball all over God's green earth. These are just some of the best excuses that I have heard and used for terrible shots. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

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Paperback: 144 pages
Publisher: Sourcebooks Hysteria (May 1, 2004)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1402202547
ISBN-13: 978-1402202544
Product Dimensions: 6 x 6 x 0.4 inches
Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars See all reviews (12 customer reviews)

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1.0 out of 5 stars Wow, just wow, February 19, 2009

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This book is awful. I can't believe Amazon allowed one reviewer to consistently rate it 5 stars over several months and blatantly promote it as such.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Shaved strokes off my game, October 25, 1999

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This book mentions every single thing that you really shouldn't do with your golf game. Not just jokes in here, but real tips that you've heard from players and pros alike.

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1.0 out of 5 stars 501 Excuses for a Bad Golf Shot, February 18, 2005

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This book is a huge waste of money. It is so terribly simplistic I cannot even say it is funny at any time. The author must really be a poor writer and certainy is not very creative. What a waste of my time. Too bad.

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5.0 out of 5 stars FOR THOSE GOLFERS WHO CAN LAUGH AT THEMSELVES
Not all golfers can laugh at their own antics but they all have them. This book is filled with rip-roaring belly laughs! Read more

Published 5 months ago by KickingSixtyChick

1.0 out of 5 stars This book is terrible - the 5 star reviews are fixed by one person
Do yourself a favor. Read all of the non-5 star reviews here. Those are the genuine ones.

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Published 19 months ago by T. Kerber

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Fun if You're a Golfer or Not
I laughed my head off when I read this little book. I just couldn't put it down even though I had other things to do that "seemed" more important. Read more

Published on March 10, 2000

5.0 out of 5 stars Reader from New Jersey
This book is a lot of laughs.The author obviously has made or witnessed alot of questionable golf shots,and heard the words of wisdom that usually follow them.

Published on December 6, 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars A great read for the bathroom
Just make sure you're sitting down to read this. If you're standing and start laughing, you're in for a lot of problems.

Published on July 26, 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Gift!
My kids got me this for Fathers day and it is a great gift. (Thank God it wasn't a tie...) My friends and I laughed for hours with this little book. Read more

Published on June 30, 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars Very entertaining.
I have now figured out that it wasn't me who was the bad golfer, but the wierd and bizarre incidents that occur while on the course. Read more

Published on March 24, 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely Hilarious!!!
I got this book at the pro shop of my course and laughed the entire round. I'm glad I can finally give my dad a good fathers day present this year. Read more

Published on March 19, 1999

5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent book of golf humor - Hilarious
This is an excellent book of golf humor. It covers all aspects of humor heard on the golf course. I laughed at the excuses and saw myself and my friends throughout the book. Read more

Published on March 19, 1999

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