700 Sundays [BARGAIN PRICE] (Hardcover)

by Billy Crystal (Author) "We got a new car!..." (more)
Key Phrases: Long Beach, Uncle Milt, Big John (more...)

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Amazon.com Review
Actor and comedian Billy Crystal has forged a highly successful career by portraying other people in movies like When Harry Met Sally… and City Slickers. But in 700 Sundays, a memoir based on his one-man Broadway play of the same name, Crystal tells his own story, dissecting an often complex relationship with his father and how that relationship resonated in other aspects of his life. His father, Jack Crystal was an influential jazz concert promoter and operated an influential jazz record label, affording his son an opportunity to tell stories of being taken to his first movie by Billie Holliday and seeing his grandmother suggest that Louis Armstrong simply "try coughing it up." But Jack died when his son was fifteen years old, soon after a forever-unresolved argument between the two, leaving Billy to cope with crushing grief while simultaneously and perhaps ironically trying to launch a career in comedy. This lends 700 Sundays much needed gravity in a volume that is packed with zingy one-liners and whimsical observations that serve to illustrate the comedy career Crystal forged, while also providing some decent laughs. Interestingly, there is very little reference to the better known accomplishments of Crystal’s Hollywood career as the author chooses to focus instead on the seemingly mundane but highly entertaining aspects of his Long Island roots. Though 700 Sundays (the name comes from Crystal’s estimation of how many Sundays he got to spend with his father) is packaged here in book form, it reads like a piece of theater and, more specifically, like a selection of memories about a father, lovingly and touchingly re-told by his loving son. --John Moe --This text refers to the Hardcover edition.

From Publishers Weekly
Reading the book version of comedian Crystal's Broadway solo show can be initially off-putting. The jokes he uses to warm up his audience (on why Jews eat Chinese food on Sunday nights, his complaints about his circumcision, the nasal pronunciation of Jewish names, etc.) are distinctly unfunny on the page. But once Crystal is finished with shtick and on to the story of his marvelous Long Island family, readers will be glad they can savor it at their own pace. There's the story of Crystal's uncle Milt Gabler, who started the Commodore music label and recorded Billie Holiday singing "Strange Fruit" when no one else would. Then there's the Sunday afternoon when Holiday takes young Crystal to see his first movie at what later became the Fillmore East. There's even Louis Armstrong at the Crystal family seder, with Crystal's grandma telling the gravelly-voiced singer, "Louis, have you tried just coughing it up?" At the heart of these tales is Crystal's father, the man who bought his little boy a tape recorder when he announced he wanted to be a comedian and didn't scold when he recycled off-color borscht belt routines for family gatherings. Crystal's dad worked two jobs and died young, so they had maybe 700 Sundays together—but how dear they were. Photos.
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Product Details

• Hardcover: 192 pages
• Publisher: Amazon Remainders Account (October 31, 2005)
• ISBN-10: 0446578673
• ASIN: B000FL88XA
• Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.8 x 0.8 inches
• Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars See all reviews (50 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #747,107 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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31 of 32 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars I LOVED THE BOOK...THE CHARACTERS & THE STORIES!, November 20, 2005

By	Steve Nakamoto "Writer's Digest Award Winning... (Huntington Beach, California USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: 700 Sundays (Hardcover)

I bought this book at the Hudson News Stand in Grand Central Station on Saturday morning and finished it at home in Huntington Beach, California on Sunday night. My trip home across the country in 24 hours seemed like nothing compared to the sentimental journey in time that Billy Crystal took me through.

This is a book that a baby-boomer guy will enjoy with its references to the Beatles, the Yankees, the family cars of the 1950's, the first girl we fell in love with, and family outings every Sunday. While Billy took me through a Jewish version of growing up at this time, I could see some similarities with the way I went through my Japanese-American coming of age. Like Billy's family, our lives were built around the Sundays, the holidays, and summer vacations.

I've read a few negative reviews on this book which I'm sure have their place in criticizing this as a great literary piece. But this is Billy Freakin' Crystal! Mr. City Slicker and Harry of When Harry Met Sally. This is the guy who does the big award shows and Saturday Night Live. This is a regular guy of our time...one of us. This is not James Michener or Ernest Hemingway.

So read it because it's a joy to look back at our lives growing up in the 1950's and 1960's. When families didn't have much in terms of financial resources, but life was real,innocent, and darn good although lacking by today's material standards. But I'd never trade in those baby-boomer years for the shallowness that today's youth must deal with.

I hope that Billy does well as he takes his Broadway show across the country for the rest of America to enjoy. I'm glad he wrote this book and created the play. For me, it was a special adventure and one I'm so grateful for.

I hope that Billy continues to share himself with the public with his thoughts, humor, and candor.

13 of 13 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars The Broadway Show Revisited, and Almost as Good, November 4, 2005

By	Big D (Auburn, AL. USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: 700 Sundays (Hardcover)

The only thing that makes the Broadway performance better is the fact that Billy Crystal performed it in person on Broadway. Here, we read the script...but in reading the script, you can hear his voice, and his mannerisms come easily and readily to mind. This is a good book, true to the stage play, just as good, except we don't have Billy Crystal in person...All the pathos, joy, frustration and delight, the happiness and security of family. That's what this book is about, his family and our families, and Billy Crystal makes it come alive for all of us. Don't miss the Broadway show (now touring) and don't miss this book.

18 of 21 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Truly Heart Warming, Hysterically Funny, Really a Must Read! , November 9, 2005

By	Barbara Rose (BornToInspire.com) - See all my reviews (TOP 500 REVIEWER)    (REAL NAME)

This review is from: 700 Sundays (Hardcover)

Billy Crystal has a way with words, and a way to just make you roll in laughter, bring you into your heart by sharing memories, where you almost feel yourself getting chocked up, and then in a nanosecond, you're back to cracking up laughing at his humor, coupled with all-too-real life scenarios. This book is truly one to savor.

Crystal's humor is evident -here he writes:

"And men talk to their cars, just like they're women-"Come on girl, turn over baby, turn over."

And, the touching way Crystal shares about his Dad and family life: He writes:

"He worked so hard for us all the time. He held down two jobs, including weekend nights. The only day we really had alone with him was Sunday. Sunday was our day for my two brothers and I to put on a show and make them laugh.... And Dad would come in like three, four o'clock on a Sunday morning after working all weekend. Just as the sun came up, I would tiptoe over to their bedroom, which was right next to my room in the back, and I would quietly open the door just a little, and there they would be, Mom and Dad, lying there, looking so quiet, and so peaceful together. And I would sit in the doorway waiting for him to wake up, just to see what we were going to do together that day. I just couldn't wait for Sundays. I couldn't wait for Sundays. He died suddenly when I was fifteen. I once calculated that I had roughly 700 Sundays. That's it. 700 Sundays. Not a lot of time for a kid to have with his dad."

This book will bring you a lot more than I can describe. I haven't had the honor to see the show, but the book is an experience. Truly one to savor, and one that you'll always remember. An Outstanding read!

Barbara Rose, Ph.D. author of Stop Being the String Along: A Relationship Guide to Being THE ONE and Know Yourself
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