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99 Reasons to Hate Cats: Cartoons for Cat Lovers [Kindle Edition]

Tom Briscoe
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (232 customer reviews)

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Book Description

99 Reasons to Hate Cats is for cat lovers.

Find yourself and your cat (or cats!) in the pages of this fun, funny cartoon book and you will be smiling and laughing all the way. Here are a few of the lovingly documented reasons to hate cats:

Reason 12: Waking up in the morning before you do
Reason 19: Thinking every can is full of tuna
Reason 33: If you were small enough, they’d eat you.
Reason 56: Throwing up in just the wrong spot
Reason 91: Every chair is the cat’s chair

Each of the 99 reasons are amusingly illustrated with original cartoon art. Short biographies of the cats who inspired the art are included in the back of the book. Illustrations are shown in color on Kindle apps (on iPhone, iPad and Android) and on the Kindle Fire.

For cat lovers, 99 Reasons the perfect gift to yourself. Cat loving friends and family (or those who tolerate cats well for their own loved ones) will appreciate the book as well.


Editorial Reviews

From the Author

Readers of 99 Reasons to Hate Cats will accuse me of not actually hating cats. Ok, you got me. But others go as far as saying I like or even love them. That allegation I will strongly deny even if I happen to be married to you.

About the Author

Cartoonist Tom Briscoe got married. Now he will spend the rest of his life with his sweetheart and her cats. His book, 99 Reasons to Hate Cats, is how he copes with his hopeless situation. Tom's cartoon work has also appeared in the Birmingham News, Birmingham Weekly, Black & White, The Southern Times, Funny Times and Universal uClick's GoComics.com.

Product Details

  • File Size: 2574 KB
  • Print Length: 114 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 061566329X
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0085HN8N6
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #391,969 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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23 of 25 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny book for cats haters AND cat lovers :-) June 1, 2012
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With a title such as "99 Reasons to HATE Cats," you might think the market for this humorous little book would be limited to members of the local kennel club or their canine friends. Instead, it's something for anybody with strong feelings about cats. Even if you love them as much as I do, you'll find yourself grinning at the minor irritations that come from life with our feline friends. It's well worth the paltry $2.99. That's less than most drinks at Starbucks and it'll stay with you considerably longer. I highly recommend it.

Also, I'd like to point out that you don't need to own Kindle hardware to read the book. You can download software for most computers and smartphones from Amazon. If you prefer, you can even read it in your web browser. It's really easy.
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
2.0 out of 5 stars Mostly lame one-liners September 28, 2012
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As a cat-lover, I was happy to see this one show up as a free title a while back. On the plus side, it is a quick read. On the negative, it is mostly lame one-liners with poor illustrations. Some of the "reasons" repeat with different words and some of them are reasons to love your cats, not hate them. It's just not funny enough to get past the title.
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Got to love them. May 27, 2012
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A joyful reminder of why we shouldn't share our homes with cats but why we always will. The author must have an incredibly loving wife!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Cute cartoon hate September 3, 2013
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There are indeed many reasons to hate cats. But somehow we love them anyhow. This short book of cartoon cat "hate" is adorable.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 99 Reasons to Hate Cats September 3, 2013
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This book was fun to read anyone who knows cats will relate. This author knows cats and put it together well.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars 99 reasons to hate cats September 3, 2013
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I love any books that are about cats . I have three of my own. I'd be lost without them.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Love it! June 29, 2013
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I'm an animal lover by nature but cats are the one animal I couldn't live without being in my life! This book had my daughter and I cracking up at every page, everything written about cats is so true it had my belly aching! It's true for any cat lover, these are the reasons we love to hate our cats!! An absolute must buy unless you actually do despise cats then buy it anyway because at least then you'll feel like you've got somebody with legitimate reasons on your feelings about cats! Lol! :)
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9 of 13 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Very true! Book needs page formatting July 30, 2012
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Loved the book. Had difficulty reading it on Amazon's Cloud Reader because it splits up the pages in such a way that the text for one graphic appears with the previous page's graphic. So you see a picture that was explained on the last page, and read a line that explains the next page. Makes for far too much backward-forward flipping. Perhaps on a Kindle this looks better. I'm just sharing my experience.
Women DO think cats are people (reason 17). Ha!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Don't Pass Up a Good Chuckle If a Cat Owns You!
I laughed out loud over these Reasons. But I kept looking for MY reason: I have a calico, who is a superb mouser. Only one problem. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Not Dead Yet
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious
Funny, Every cat lover should read.
Published 1 month ago by Christy Glaze
4.0 out of 5 stars funny, but most of true
Humorist, fun, hits home. A must read for cat lovers. Anyone who owns cats can relate to everything in the book
Published 2 months ago by Jean Jones
3.0 out of 5 stars As expected
About what you would expect from the title. Amusing, but neither great nor horrible.
Published 2 months ago by Michael Hoadley
3.0 out of 5 stars Three Stars
boring
Published 2 months ago by Kathy Irish
5.0 out of 5 stars Reasonable surprising, Very Entertaining!
As a fellow cat hater, this book was hilarious. It was short and to the point, but very enjoyable. I don't actually hate cats I just don't allow them in my home. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Dora Barnes
2.0 out of 5 stars cute but meh
Enjoyable but I almost fell asleep and it's only 50 pages long. No real depth or anything really funny either. Good for a 5 minute distraction while your nails dry...
Published 4 months ago by A. Byrum
5.0 out of 5 stars very cute book
Being a cat lover and owner, I had to read this book. Mr. Briscoe describes everything cats do with a bit of humor and, dare I say it, love. Good cartoons and descriptions.
Published 4 months ago by road warrior
3.0 out of 5 stars great sarcastic humor re cats
An opportunity to laugh at cats, and ones own negative feelings a towards them. Although one can take medicine for allergies, cats are best just left alone in my opinion.
Published 4 months ago by Beth Wright
1.0 out of 5 stars I thought it was stupid.
Not enjoyable.
I thought it was stupid.
Published 4 months ago by Rose Baune
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More About the Author

Tom Briscoe is the creator of Small World. His cartooning career began in the 5th grade, drawing in the idle moments between classes. Since that time, he has served as cartoonist for a number of community and alternative newspapers. He currently works as the freelance editorial cartoonist for the Birmingham News. Tom's comic strip, Small World, has been published in print and online for more than ten years.

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