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A Proper Charlie [Kindle Edition]

Louise Wise
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)

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Book Description

She's losing her job.
She's losing her boyfriend.
She can only afford to eat spaghetti hoops on toast.

She's called Charlie... or Charlotte, or ginger, ginge, Duracell,
carrot.


Yet with all these odds against her, she pushes forward to
take the lead story on her paper at London Core.


Shame no one knows. Shame she's the office general assistant and not a real journalist.
Shame
it's on missing prostitutes and Charlie thinks pretending to be a 'tart
with a heart' will get her that story.


She doesn't just get a story.


She becomes the starring role.

Excerpt
Charlie watched as he fell back onto her settee, and then straddled his lap. Oh my God! What was she doing! She was having an out-of-body-experience, she thought. Only she wasn't dead. She was alive. Very much so. She wriggled against him wonderingly and excitement flared in her body as his own rose to her teasing.
His lips parted on a groan, and his Cadbury eyes blazed. She was rocking on Ben Middleton's lap like she was in a third-rate porn movie. Rocking on the man of her dreams' hardening lap.
A criminal's lap.
She had recognised him the instant he pulled up beside her in the Audi. The hair curling around the ears, the way he held the angle of his head, the slight slip-up on the stupid Scottish accent. Oh, yes, here at her disposal was Ben Middleton. And boy, was she going to see justice done!
But then he kissed her.
She felt her body relax, as if she had been steeling herself against this passion but had now given up. His tongue entered her mouth, and when she met it with her own she knew she was lost. The kiss was explosive and volatile, and suddenly she was lying on the settee and he was on top. His hands were in her hair, as his tongue explored the moist softness of her mouth.
She wasn't setting him up in a honey-trap, he wasn't an abductor or even Ben Middleton. She wasn't a pretend prostitute, a journalist, or Charlotte Wallis. They weren't even people anymore. They'd melted and fused in a tangle of passionate chaos.
She felt his hand mould around her breast; her jacket was open at the front revealing the plain white T-shirt. He pulled it up, clumsy and impatient in his desire, and this power she had over him drove her wild! Her flimsy bra was no barrier as her breast came alive under his inquisitive fingers. She moaned and arched towards him. That she'd hate herself afterwards, that he'd hate her, didn't seem to figure in her enflamed, glazed mind.
Their unchecked passion was frightening. And all at once, he was on the floor and she on top, mouths still together, hands pulling at one another's clothes.
The telephone rang.
Charlie froze. Then all her senses came flooding back. She scrambled up and, ignoring the phone, patted her jacket pockets for the knife.
'What's the matter?' Ben croaked. He didn't appear to hear the phone. He looked as soppy as she felt. He held out a hand to her. 'Come back.'
'Condom,' she said, and forced a smile. She felt sick. Sick that she'd lost control so easily. He's a criminal, she reminded herself. He abducted Sally Readman.
She pointed the knife at him. 'I'm armed.'
'Charlie...?' Ben lowered his hand. He stared from the knife to her. 'Is this a joke?'


Editorial Reviews

Review

A thoroughly enjoyable read that made me very late to bed. Once I started reading I was desperate to know what would happen to the very believable and chaotic Charlie. The story is compelling with enough twists to make it much better than average chick-lit stories. -RJK

From the Inside Flap

This book is for anyone as long as you're not ginger.

Product Details

  • File Size: 469 KB
  • Print Length: 452 pages
  • Publisher: FAR Publishing; 2 edition (February 14, 2011)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004NSV6NK
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #311,359 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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The characters are fun and funny. Patricia A. Rockwell  |  11 reviewers made a similar statement
The characters were well developed and the dialogue great. Lady ReadsaLot  |  8 reviewers made a similar statement
The short-ish chapters also made it a great book to pick up and put down again. M. J. Diack  |  3 reviewers made a similar statement
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
11 of 12 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars A Proper Charlie August 28, 2011
Format:Paperback
Charlie Wallis is hoping to luck out and finally land her dream job as a journalist, and lucky for her, best friend Melvin secured her a position at the London Core- a British tabloid newspaper. But not as a journalist, oh no, Charlie is simply the "clerk," running mundane tasks for others in the office. But when the Core is bought out by Donald Middleton, things around the office begin to change. For starters, Donald's son is brought in as the corporate manager, and Charlie is immediately gob smacked by him. Handsome, charismatic, rich, but Ben is dealing with some very personal issues. He has just lost his mother, his father is ill, and his sister cannot be found after a very hard family discovery. Charlie and Ben are brought together in the oddest way- both trying to track down the "Gentleman Abductor," a kidnapper that is targeting prostitutes. But while they don't realize they are both on the case-Ben searching for his sister and Charlie in hopes of being able to write an article on the kidnappings- their wires get crossed. Soon, Ben thinks Charlie is a prostitute, and Charlie thinks Ben is the Gentleman Abductor! While their budding romance has taken enough hits- Ben being from a well to do family, Charlie being an orphan from the opposite end of the totem pole is the biggest issue- now this latest development causes even more strife. Can Charlie and Ben find love together?

I had a lot of fun reading A Proper Charlie by Louise Wise. It almost reminds me of Prince William/Kate Middleton, with the backgrounds being so different yet they are obviously in love. Charlie is so likeable, sometimes a little dense, especially when it comes to her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend, Andy. There is one hilarious sex scene in the book with Charlie and Andy that absolutely had me cracking up! I like that the book focused so much on Ben and his family issues- and there are a lot of them! I enjoyed the mystery aspect of the book, trying to hunt down the Gentleman Abductor and also Ben trying to locate his sister. There were times where I really didn't like Melvin's character, who was Charlie's best friend and foster home comrade. He seemed really down on Charlie all the time, about her dreams of being a journalist and about falling in love with Ben. And when it came to Andy and his disgusting self-absorbed attitude, I really didn't understand how Charlie could be so naďve to look past it all. Luckily, she gets to redeem herself in the end with that situation. Overall, I really liked this book and thought it was super funny- chick lit fans are sure to love!
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15 of 18 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A fun, enjoyable read March 23, 2011
By Casey
Format:Paperback
Being in the newspaper business, I was immediately hooked on the plot about the London Core being sold and its employees in limbo. When the second chapter introduces a whole new batch of characters at a funeral, I was anxious to read on and see how the storylines came together. There were times I had an inkling about what might happen but still knew a surprise was coming. I wasn't disappointed.

The author creates a number of memorable and enjoyable characters. You can't help but fall for Charlie and want to see the best happen for her. You can see the vulnerability in Ben and sense a goodness in him. Melvin is a hoot but also deep down, a good guy. Andy is loathsome and makes you wonder how low does he go in his self-absorbed world. You even get drawn into and feel concern for the prostitutes stuck in a dark and dangerous existence.

Between the wonderful characters, some great creative, witty and humourous writing and a well-developed plot, this was a fun and enjoyable book to read. Once you pick it up and start reading, you won't be able to put it down.
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14 of 17 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Charmaine Gordon March 5, 2011
Format:Paperback
Charlie Wallis is a Rock Star of the quirky, impulsive, deliciously comical variety. Maybe a one-of-a-kind girl. Author Louise Wise has written one of the most delightful fast paced books I've read in a long while. The cast of office characters at the London Core- a small newspaper-made me laugh. And her best friend Melvin is a right hand man no woman should be without. Add a batch of prostitutes just trying to make a living while Charlie is after a story on the abductor terrifying the mean streets; throw in a sensitive Ben Middleton whose tyrant of a father bought up the newspaper; and add to the mix sister Camilla, now a runaway to complicate matters. A fun- must read book.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable chick-lit
Charlie Wallis is a mess - her boyfriend is a loser, her job is a dead end, and despite growing up in an orphanage, she has zero street smarts. Read more
Published 2 months ago by mountainmama
3.0 out of 5 stars recommend
It was cool just gotta keep up with the characters. It is interesting though a great read.its about a girl wanting to get her position at work to get higher she goes far lengths... Read more
Published 4 months ago by cristina
5.0 out of 5 stars A cracking read
This is a really enjoyable, well written and engaging read. The main protagonist is the very likeable Charlotte, a clerk working for a newspaper who wants to be a journalist. Read more
Published 5 months ago by M. J. Diack
3.0 out of 5 stars A Proper Charlie by Louise Wise
This review was originally posted on Big Al's Books and Pals review blog on Tuesday, 08/07/ 2012

Charlie is a mess; she is cute, good natured, witty and terribly... Read more
Published 9 months ago by ?wazithinkin
4.0 out of 5 stars Fun and laughable
This is a fun book, addressing class division - and romance across class lines. However, as stale as that might seem it's a really fun book, with a lovable character who we all... Read more
Published 9 months ago by runruby
4.0 out of 5 stars good read - not incredible, but enjoyable.
At first I wasn't very into this story but it quickly became very, very suspenseful and humorous. Definitely worth the read. Read more
Published 9 months ago by JenC
1.0 out of 5 stars Who is reviewing this book?
The storyline sounds fun and the reviews have been great. With a free download, that's win-win-win. Until I tried to actually read the thing. Read more
Published 13 months ago by Kara A. Patterson
4.0 out of 5 stars good-quick read
I thought this was a fun little book! charlie was charming and annoying at times. a good read for a rainy afternoon-i will re-read it. thumbs up from me!
Published 14 months ago by jeanne keithley
4.0 out of 5 stars Quick, fun read
This romantic comedy was a fun read. The characters were great, and Charlie made me laugh the whole way through. The situations she put herself in! Read more
Published 14 months ago by WritersBlockNZ
4.0 out of 5 stars Luvley except the end....
This book was funny!! I found myself empathizing with Charlie the woman who doesn't want to be alone, so she settles for subpar relationships.... Read more
Published 15 months ago by Nela
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More About the Author

Louise Wise lives in England with her husband and four children - all boys. So is it any wonder she took to writing fiction and blogging? Her habit has reduced her to living in a small room at the back of the house, tapping out romantic fiction on her pink (something had to be pink!) laptop and spotlighting/interviewing other authors on her blog.

She emerges for coffee at regular intervals during the day, and slopes off to Real Work at a busy pharmacy several days a week which helps pay for her addiction to writing.

She rarely washes. And doesn't like to be disturbed. But she'll make allowances if you come bearing gifts of vodka and chocolate.

Links:
@louise_wise
www.louisewise.com
Email: louisewise3@ntlworld.com


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