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USB Squirming Tentacle

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  • Tentacle wiggles and squirms when plugged into a computer
  • Uses power from your USB port to wiggle and squirm
  • Note: The USB Squirming Tentacle does not store any data
  • A fun toy to use at the office!
  • Realistic tentacle that really moves!
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Product Description

Show your love for Cthulhu (or just octopuses or kraken) with the USB Squirming Tentacle. Simply plug it into your USB port and it will fill your computer with unspeakable evils. Just kidding, it doesn't store any data. (Just evil.) The USB Squirming Tentacle will draw a small amount of power from your computer, enabling it to squirm and wiggle like an Elder God trying to escape your laptop.

Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 1 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces
  • ASIN: B00B3YKWQO
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
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36 of 36 people found the following review helpful By MissBert on September 5, 2013
My husband's sister bought me the squirming tentacle as a gift.

The tentacle is indeed a bit large and thick. And it does make grindy gear noises, as another reviewer indicated. But if you are listening to music or watching TV the grinding noise isn't that audible.

At first it was just a fun, rather useless toy (it would be awesome if it was a thumb drive! hint hint). Then my cats noticed it and the horror began.

Whenever the tentacle was plugged in and squirming my cats thought it was a toy, and started to swat at it and bite it. I left it out of its box once (just once!) when it wasn't in use and the cats carried it off.

I found the missing tentacle in the cabinet under the bathroom sink. Clearly the felines were using it as part of an arcane ritual to summon some kind of eldritch gods. They had constructed some sort of altar out of bars of soap, travel size toiletries, disposable razors, washcloths, and one dead mouse, presumably a sacrifice.

I retrieved the tentacle, dismantled the altar, said I was sorry to the mouse and threw it away. I plugged the tentacle back into my laptop and went back to watching horrible SYFY channel movies about impossible sharks.

So I thought all the loud water noises were related to the movies, some of which actually feature sharks in the water, as opposed to swimming through sand, or living in car wash buckets, or being ghosts, or traveling in snow, or flying and eating helicopters and planes, or being part of tornadoes.

By the time I realized that the watery noises were coming from outside, and that my TV does not have smell-o-vision and I don't live close enough to the ocean to smell low tide, it was too late.

The Deep Ones were at my door.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful By Joseph V on March 16, 2013
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I bought this item as it looked amusing and I had a gift certificate with enough remaining funds on it to cover the purchase. It also kept popping up in side-bar ads for the last month repeatedly, so I thought I'd give it a try.

First, it is BIG and THICK. My Mac Air book's USB port is so close to the desk, and the tentacle is so thick, that it makes the whole Mac want to wriggle, which is annoying. If you have a old, thick, clunky PC with a USB port more than 3/4rds of an inch off the desk, then this might work better for you.

Secondly, it is loud. The little gear motor inside the tentacle GRINDS away like some cheap toy you'd get for a child in the 70s, RRRarrrr RRRRarrrrr RRRarrrrrrr. Maybe if it was a squishing, or slimy organic sound to go along with a wriggling tentacle, but the grinding motor just broadcasts cheesy annoyance.

The motor's motion IS strong. It can move your mouse or coffee cup, it you put them too close to the wriggling tentacle.

The USB plug DOES Rotate, so you can put the suction cups down, up, or facing towards you or away from you. But even thought the plug end rotates, the wriggling motion is the same - the just put a rotary connector from the USB jack into the motor's power input.

Though I am not thrilled with it, the tentacle will make a nice re-gifting idea in the future.
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Who would want something like this? Easy answer is any male in college. One of these was a present in a Christmas stocking and now is happily amusing all the guys in the frat house. It was a big hit .... who knew?? Seems to be fairly useless except for its novelty. Right now it seems to be making the rounds as one after the other plugs this wiggling green tentacle into the associated girl friend's laptop. May be a bunch of guys who will soon be looking for new girl friends. Time will tell.
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Fun for computer geeks - and it has an extension cord so that you can have it wiggle away from you computer (like maybe coming out from under a stack of newspapers). It would have been better if it was also a storage stick, but it isn't advertised as that so people should be happy for what it is - just funny.
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