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"as seen on front label"....ACME LEFT-HANDED WIDGET CORPORATION....ASSHOLE REPELLENT....GUARANTEED TO REPEL A COMPLETE TOTAL REPULSIVE ASSHOLE....Directions....When an Asshole is detected, aim atomizer at the Asshole and spray for one second....Chronic cases of being an Asshole may require the triple flubberblast
(three short sprays).
"as seen on back label ".... Let`s face it. The world`s full of Assholes. Whether they`re at the mall, behind the wheel, at the supermarket, or at the gas station, they`re everywhere. They`re Assholes, and you just can`t avoid them. Now you can stick it back to em` with Asshole Repellent. What is Asshole Repellent? It`s ordinary air that will refresh itself over and over again.The planet will run out of Assholes before you`ll run out of Asshole Repellent; and we both know that is not happening. You get our drift.Comes completely assembled.Whoever said Assholes live long and prosper,never had A can of Asshole Repellent.So the next time you run into an Asshole that you tried to avoid, let em` know that you know, that they know, that you know that they`re an ASSHOLE....with ASSHOLE REPELLENT....!!
"as seen on back label ".... Let`s face it. The world`s full of Assholes. Whether they`re at the mall, behind the wheel, at the supermarket, or at the gas station, they`re everywhere. They`re Assholes, and you just can`t avoid them. Now you can stick it back to em` with Asshole Repellent. What is Asshole Repellent? It`s ordinary air that will refresh itself over and over again.The planet will run out of Assholes before you`ll run out of Asshole Repellent; and we both know that is not happening. You get our drift.Comes completely assembled.Whoever said Assholes live long and prosper,never had A can of Asshole Repellent.So the next time you run into an Asshole that you tried to avoid, let em` know that you know, that they know, that you know that they`re an ASSHOLE....with ASSHOLE REPELLENT....!!
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Most Helpful Customer Reviews
14 of 14 people found the following review helpful
By Mary Hole
Amazon Verified Purchase
Durability:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Educational:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Fun:
5.0 out of 5 stars
This is an update to my last review. I bought a can as a Christmas gift and had a hard time letting it go because it was so much fun. The seller LOVES my home state, so we have that in common and I really appreciated the personal touch of the handwritten note enclosed. As I recall, I said all of this in the previous review. Just noticed that my user name still says I'm in TX... That was a brief stay, I'm back in my home state of NC now to stay forever.
Now for the fun part. The seller appreciated my comments so much, that she sent me another can. Trust me folks, in this day and age, that just doesn't happen very often. Believe me, when I opened that package today, my flabber was absolutely gasted. I have grinned all day, and that kind of appreciation and customer service deserves a shout out from the tops of the tallest buildings.
I can't tell you how thrilled I am to have my very own (free!) can of repellant for my desk at work.
2 thumbs, way, way up Sharon, there are no words to express what your gesture meant. If you ever get back to NC, come visit, I would LOVE to meet you and thank you in person.
Sincerely,
Mary
Now for the fun part. The seller appreciated my comments so much, that she sent me another can. Trust me folks, in this day and age, that just doesn't happen very often. Believe me, when I opened that package today, my flabber was absolutely gasted. I have grinned all day, and that kind of appreciation and customer service deserves a shout out from the tops of the tallest buildings.
I can't tell you how thrilled I am to have my very own (free!) can of repellant for my desk at work.
2 thumbs, way, way up Sharon, there are no words to express what your gesture meant. If you ever get back to NC, come visit, I would LOVE to meet you and thank you in person.
Sincerely,
Mary
8 of 8 people found the following review helpful
By I. Levine
Amazon Verified Purchase
Durability:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Educational:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Fun:
5.0 out of 5 stars
I work with many other people. The support crew comes by and hands us work. Each time one does, I break out this gag, and pump it at them, a few times. Never gets old. No need to use water, just the act of pushing the sprayer always does the trick. Really funny when a new guy or gal comes by, and jumps back.
5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
By Katie
Amazon Verified Purchase
Durability:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Educational:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Fun:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great service! Came right on time! Bought it for my friend for her 21st birthday and she loved it! They even wrote us a note thanking us for purchasing! Highly recommend!
Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars
If You Need A Gag.....
If you Need A Gag, as we did for a White Elephant party, the idea of this Amazon item did make people laugh, but no one took the item home with them. Read more
Published 6 days ago by joan c johnson
5.0 out of 5 stars
Good product
This stuff works whether you press the button and aim or not! The can by itself is enough to straighten most a------s
by just showing to them! Will reorder as needed. Read more
by just showing to them! Will reorder as needed. Read more
Published 18 days ago by MARGARET L ROBERTS
5.0 out of 5 stars
Hilarious, and very popular at the office
I purchased my first can and took to the office. SO many people have borrowed it for their own use that I had to buy my own permanent can! Read more
Published 20 days ago by Stella R.
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great funny product
I bought this product for my grandma because her son in law is ----------.
This helps protect my grandma against his pranks.
This helps protect my grandma against his pranks.
Published 1 month ago by Zach young
5.0 out of 5 stars
Ultimate Suggestion
Just having a can of this sitting out prominently when your least favorite visitors come calling is a great subliminal message.
Also a very funny one for everyone else.
Also a very funny one for everyone else.
Published 1 month ago by MIKE RYAN
5.0 out of 5 stars
HILARIOUS
This was a perfect gift for my husband, as it caused endless gales of laughter! My husband is always talking about "that" guy...You know... Read more
Published 3 months ago by julie dominguez
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great Gag gift
Super fast shipping. I recieved this super fast and thought it was the funniest thing. Got it for my husband who deals with interesting people at work and thought he could use... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Pumpkendall
5.0 out of 5 stars
Even after a couple months it gets laughs!
I bought this right after Christmas as a gift for my mom's boyfriend. To this day almost all of his co-workers and customers have had a great deal of laughter and always ask him... Read more
Published 3 months ago by Nick
5.0 out of 5 stars
Very Funny!
My purchase arrived sooner than I expected. I opened the package thinking it was something else that I had ordered. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Monica Fillmore
5.0 out of 5 stars
Really Works
Haven't seen any around my office since I purchased it, (They must know I have it). Thinking about sending this to Congress.
Published 4 months ago by 777-777 Steve S.
