The Absolutely Awful Alphabet [Paperback]

Mordicai Gerstein (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: October 1, 2001 | Age Level: 3 and up | Grade Level: P and up

The alphabet never looked this way before. These letters have drippy noses, scratchy hair, and green teeth. They belch and drool, and stick out their tongues. Zany art gives each letter a spectacular new personality, and the humorous, alliterative text is sure to stretch young readers’ vocabularies.

Editorial Reviews

Amazon.com Review

Suppose each letter in the alphabet were some ghoulish creep. ("A is an awfully arrogant Amphibian...") And suppose each ensuing letter, nastier than the last, was about to attack, or get attacked by, one of its neighbors. ("P, a particularly putrid Predator ... plans to pulverize Q, a quivering, quizzical Quacker...") You'd have the delightfully spooky and suspenseful version of the alphabet that is Mordicai Gerstein's The Absolutely Awful Alphabet. Alphabet lessons have never been so slimy, ugly, nasty, or just plain weird, and Gerstein's illustrations strike just the right tone. With their blue tongues, frizzy black nose hairs, pointy fangs, and slit eyes, these letters are wonderfully terrible to behold. The best of the worst? V, a "voracious vegetable vampire who is viciously vile." Warning: You'll never look at an ear of corn the same way again. (Ages 5 and older) --Jean Lenihan --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

From Publishers Weekly

"With each letter more hideous and mean than the last, this alphabet will supply kids with an abundance of insults. Gerstein panders to the baser impulses with gleeful good cheer. The bright oil portraits of the vile characters may well fire young imaginations," wrote PW. Ages 3-7.

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Product Details

• Reading level: Ages 3 and up
  
• Paperback: 32 pages
• Publisher: Sandpiper (October 1, 2001)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0152163433
• ISBN-13: 978-0152163433
• Product Dimensions: 10 x 7.6 x 0.1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 4.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #416,923 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Very Amusing, January 30, 2002

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This review is from: The Absolutely Awful Alphabet (Hardcover)

I chose to read this book for a Children's Lit. class in college. It was one of the most amusing alphabet books I found. The pictures are absolutely great. The book contains tons of volcabulary words (ie. ferocious, jabbering, and quizzical) for those who already know their ABCs. It could be used in the classroom by having kids make up their own monsters using letters assigned to them. Then they could all be compiled to make an alphabet book written and illustrated by the whole class.

Overall, I loved this book. Kids will have a lot of fun with this one!

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars OMG I LOVE THIS, September 5, 2009

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Ulyyf "Connie" (NYC) - See all my reviews

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This review is from: The Absolutely Awful Alphabet (Paperback)

Many alphabet books are aggressively "real". They feel they have to be in order to illustrate what the letter stands for. That's cool.

This is different. The author decided to make each individual letter its own character. It's own VILE character, that is. (V is a vegetable vampire, obviously our favorite!) Each letter is in some way influenced by the one next in line... often picking on that one, but sometimes annoyed by it.

The illustrations are suitably "awful", full of teeth and glares (while still being recognizeably letters). And the vocabulary...! A far cry from apples and balls and cats, here the action is all in the adjectives (and sometimes verbs). We get arrogant, voracious, envious, grotesque, cantankerous... well! If this doesn't improve your child's vocabulary, I'll personally send you your money back! (No, no I won't.)

Every library needs this book. I think I'll even buy a few more copies for my niece to give to her pre-k class this year, or her kindergarten class next year!

Edit: Still adore this book, just wanted to mention something I noticed on re-read. All the K- words for K (a Knave) are Kn- words. So maybe that's a little bit confusing for the younger set.

1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Better than what I thought it would be, February 20, 2010

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CLP "C" (Minnesota) - See all my reviews

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This review is from: The Absolutely Awful Alphabet (Paperback)

So far this book seems pretty fun to read...even for me :) I like the way each letter ties into the next and hope that my daughter catches on quicker while learning the alphabet.