HAVE YOU EVER DATED AN IDIOT?While the characters and events in this book are fictitious, most people will point to at least one story and say, That happened to me or I dated that idiot.WHY BUY THE BOOK?Here are some sample lessons that the idiot dating person can learn: A rose may be a rose by any other name, but the name you have says a lot about you. More aptly stated, its better to be called Prince, then to be called Dopey. Use the telephone to give the news that you Just want to be friends. Handcuffs are rarely an appropriate accessory for a dinner affair. When you rent fake parents, always get their real names first. When you find a basement bargain, make sure that its not in the morgue. If youre not willing to train them, then dont get a puppy.If youve ever dated an idiot, then this book will hopefully provide some insight into the making of an idiot dating person and in the process provide some laughter.
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Dazed, Crazed, and Confused are relatively normal people, who have dated a few idiots.
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This a waste of paper and delivery charges.,
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The book is double printed. First 60 pages are repeated. The book is of no value as the humor is drivle and all advice is tounge in cheek. There is no real value of this book and I feel that the other similar titles will be the same.
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Jan Brett's book, "Goldilocks and the Three Bears", details the adventures of an expert DATER named Goldilocks. Read the first page Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
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Jan Brett's book, "Goldilocks and the Three Bears", details the adventures of an expert DATER named Goldilocks. Read the first page Key Phrases - Capitalized Phrases (CAPs): (learn more)
Lesson Learned, Snow White, Declaration of War, Webster's Dictionary New!
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- Tarzan of the Apes (Tarzan (Ballantine)) by Edgar Rice Burroughs on page 7, and Back Matter
- Goldilocks and the Three Bears by Jan Brett on page 5, and Back Matter
- The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Dover Thrift Editions) by Robert Louis Stevenson on page 7, and Back Matter
- Snow White by Jacob Ludwig Carl Grimm on page 6, and Back Matter
- Snow-White and the Seven Dwarfs (Sunburst Book) by Jacob Grimm on page 6, and Back Matter
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