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3.0 out of 5 stars
Twisting in the wind, March 25, 2009
This review is from: The Accident Man: A Novel (Paperback)
Two assassins are independently hired, by the mysterious British "Consortium", and unknowingly cooperate to murder "Princess Diana" in Paris. Next, the Russian team is supposed to kill Samuel Carver (the British assassin) and then be killed by a bomb which Carter placed earlier. But Carver and Alix (a member of the Russian team) escape, and for some unclear reason, team up. Then they find themselves running from the "Consortium", British Intelligence, and the Russian Mob.
The mush-mouth British narrator of the audio version frequently pronounces "Carver" as "Kava". Through several chapters I wondered where the heck this new (presumably Russian) character, "Kava", had come from. Speaking of Carver, at some point Alix asks him how he managed to get to be a British officer, when such positions are reserved for the upper class. Carver answers that got to be a British officer because he was adopted into a poor family, which didn't want him, and sent him off to boarding school--Huh? In return, Alix explains that she was chosen to be part of the assassination team because she was a KGB "honeytrap" agent, who was never given "spy" training nor even basic firearms training--Huh? What do they have in common? They find themselves romantically bound together by their mutual love of money and crass materialism. Really--they actually say that. How romantic! Essentially, they are both prostitutes, by choice.
A French intelligence agent (originally asked by the British for assistance), instead sells the location of Carver and Alix (in Geneva)to the Russians (for $500,000), and (even brighter), then betrays the Russians to British Intelligence (for a price). The Russian gangsters kidnap the frog, extract the information, and kill him. Who coulda foreseen that unfortunate event? Carver eludes the Russians, but they rescue their agent, Alix--for whom the reunion should have been a happy event.
So Carver arranges to be smuggled on a sailboat into Britain to look for her----Huh? The sailboat belongs to a friend and former brother-in arms. He brings along their former commanding officer to help crew the boat, who unfortunately happens to run the "operations unit" of the "Consortium", and who tries to murder Carver. Talk about rotten luck! The commander's plan was to drug the boat's owner, then shoot Carver, with the boat wildly pitching in a gale, (and then manage the sailboat by himself). It would have been much simpler to drug Carver too and tie him up or throw him overboard to drown, but we can't let logic interfere with the story.
It seems to be implied that "the Consortium" was a very shadowy, secretive, organization created for the sole purpose of arranging the assassination. Therefore, I would expect them to disband or at least "lie low" for a while after sponsoring the assassination of the century. Instead, days afterward, "the Consortium" still has a secretary answering the phone! The "Consortium" is described as having limited funds and therefore, knowing that Carver will be killed, somehow manage for the Swiss bank to report to Carver that the funds were received, but they don't bother actually transferring the funds. How does a private, foreign, "consortium" put that much pressure on a Swiss Bank? But they do have the cash to send a hit team to brutally exterminate the Swiss banker and his family.
For action junkies, "The Accident Man" contains plenty of action, suspense, murder, torture, etc.. For more critical readers, the convoluted, contrived, far-fetched events are just too much to stomach. In the hands of Donald Westlake this story could have been a hilarious comedy, but as written, falls short.
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