Customer Reviews

Accoutrements Bacon Wallet

5 star:		(19)
4 star:		(7)
3 star:		(10)
2 star:		(0)
1 star:		(2)

 

 

You can tell by my incredibly witty review title that I know what I'm talkin' about.

The second I heard there was such a thing as a bacon wallet, I ran not walked, and purchased one. As everyone knows, ALL THINGS are better wrapped in bacon so why not ID cards, credit cards, awards club cards, pictures of my child and wife, and of course the metaphorical bacon?

I've received tons of comments - none negative - from beautiful, intelligent, moral, ethical, and really really sexy people.

Get yourself a bacon wallet or punch yourself repeatedly in the face. Your choice.

For the price, it's about the quality I expected. I've gotten a lot of compliments on this unique wallet, but after just over a week of regular use, the card slots have started to tear a little. Still, I have to recommend it for the freak factor.

i have mixed feelings about the bacon wallet.

on one hand, i can't help but feel a bit cheated, due to the fact that THE BACON WALLET WAS MY IDEA. you see, for the past 17 years i have invested countless hours of blood, sweat and tears into the development of the perfect bacon wallet. it all began with the notion that money, happiness, and bacon go hand in hand. from there i began experimenting with different types of raw bacon. it was tough for a while. getting the right combination of bacon type and wallet style was the hardest thing i've ever done in my life. i went through about infinity prototypes: trifold maple cured, bifold hickory smoked, the list goes on. the seemingly insurmountable problem, which became the bane of my existence for a solid 3 years, was that, regardless of flavor, dollar bills would always stick to the raw bacon. what good is a wallet that you can't take your money out of? in a fury of frustration and self-pity over my failure, i took all of my bacon wallet prototypes and cooked them up for breakfast one morning. i thought i was throwing in the towel on all of my hopes and dreams. instead, i was stepping into chapter 2 of my life. a chapter like no other. so, as i stood over the frying pan, sobbing, the joyful aroma of bacon fat began to permeate my tortured soul. then, in an instant, everything changed. BACON WALLET 2.0 was born. the quandry had been solved! with bacon wallet 2.0 dollar bills would glide effortlessly free, like a newborn baby exiting the womb. all that was left for me to do was to go into mass production of bacon wallet asap. i was a little worried that i was going to make more money off the bacon wallet than i could fit in the bacon wallet itself, forcing me to upsize to some sort of clutch purse or fanny pack, thereby betraying the very thing i stood for. well, this fear was soon put to rest as soon as i got on the internet and found this product. what more is there to say.

on the other hand, after ordering a few of these bacon wallets for myself (after all, they always say "keep your friends close and your enemies closer"), i have come to admire one clever feature that i admit never crossed my mind. this bacon wallet, is in fact not made of REAL bacon, but an exact replica of bacon in synthetic form. impossible you say? well, that's exactly what i would say were i not holding such a wonder in my hand at this very moment. what this company has done is take my idea and evolve it to meet the expectations of today's ipod generation. why put bacon in your pocket when you can put it in your mouth? that is the age old question that we as human beings can now consider answered.

i just got the wallet. all my friend are jealous. it is the funniest and best wallet everrrrrrrr. I LOVE IT.

The item was delivered quickly enough. I got this bacon wallet as a gag gift, and it served its purpose. However, The wallet was made very poorly and one of the credit card sleeves began tearing after a week or two. Clearly this was made as cheaply as possible with no intent that anyone would actually use it.

Cool wallet, but cheap quality. Not worth the $12 I paid. Gave it as a gift and they loved it, but after about three months of use, it was getting really worn. Shouldn't be priced over $7.

quickish shipping, good product. was bought as "gag" gift, probaly wouldnt ever get used, not the best quailty...but a 15$ wallet is a 15$ wallet.

Great for Gag gifts for use as stocking stuffers, Secret Santa, office partys. Gets lots of funny looks and laughs.

This wallet is a gag gift for a family member who is constantly teased about his love of bacon and other salted meats. This wallet makes a creative way to give a gift card or certificate - instead of the usual boring greeting card.

I love this wallet. It's pretty big, but fits in most of my pants pockets(the back ones.) It's more of a picture of bacon rather than a drawing so be warned if you were thinking that. It's also soft which is a pleasant touch.