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Accoutrements Llc Men's Handerpants
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Handerpants Handerpants are a fun idea which is a pair of pants for your hands! These fingerless gloves are made from 95% breathable cotton and also contain 5% spandex so they will stretch to fit most hands. They make brilliant mens novelty items as Birthday or Christmas presents and wonderfully unusual gifts for other occasions too! Ok, this poses the obvious question, “why would anyone want to wear pants on their hands?” Because it's cool. Well, kooky. OK, weird. These fingerless cotton gloves are actually quite handy (pardon the pun). They will absorb sweat, help prevent chafing when using tools and are great for wearing underneath normal gloves. So they are undergloves in a way. They will keep the bitter British weather from freezing your hands, and the fingerless part is great for when you're doing a fiddly job such as using your phone, typing, preparing food, etc. So go on, treat your hands to some underwear!
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before handerpants, my life was bleak and without meaning. Henceforth, upon the coming of said handerpants within the local parcel service, the meaning of life was revealed. Ipsofacto, my third eye has been opened.
Furthermore, my closest friend has been plagued with multiple diseases and afflictions. Once touched by the magic handerpants he has grown strong and found the courage to start a small school in Uganda.
In short, should you make your next purchase on this website, it should be handerpants without a doubt.
Underpants for your hands...
One day I fell asleep at work, in the lab, and a couple of the office knuckleheads decided to prank yours truly. Here's what went down. See, we had this dick in the freezer - some Japanese guy kicked off and donated it to us. It's in his will and everything. Pretty wild, right?
So, other than occasionally pulling it out of the fridge and sticking it in Benny's ear for a goof, it doesn't get much action.
Currently we're working on growing a thumb - it's pretty great because all the mice look like they're doing the Fonz's "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" as they have a big thumb sticking up on their backs.
Because we're so tied up with the thumb, we have no time to mess around with the freezer dick. Eventually we'll learn how to grow dicks, although more people need new thumbs than dicks, you know?
But, back to my story.
I passed out around noon after a particularly heavy Arby's beef and cheddar lunch. It was one of those five-for-five deals, and I put down the sandwiches in about seven minutes.
When I woke up, Carl was pointing at my hand and laughing. Those bozos has grafted the Japanese dick to my right palm!
Well, two weeks later and the dick's still attached. Apparently my body has "accepted" the dick, and if I have it removed, it'll die or something.
I know - totally bummed.
I reported Carl to HR - although, I did have to admit it was a pretty solid gag. But, walking around with a dick on my hand is a little inconvenient. Plus, it's embarrassing.Read more ›
These gloves withstand washing and are actually very comfortable, and just a little cute. ;)
All in all, we'll be back to buy more of these many times.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
First of all, I have sensitive skin and I'm very picky about which under things I wear - so great job on paying attention to materials! Read morePublished 8 days ago by Amazon Customer
I got these for a friend, intending that they be a gag gift, but she loved them (like, for real, not as a gag)! Read morePublished 1 month ago by KelliL
Recipients of them absolutely loved them. Wonderful gifts. no problem with shipping, seller or packaging. may buy more in futurePublished 2 months ago by bdmcdona