Accoutrements Handerpants

by Accoutrements

• Stylish for any occasion
• Fits most adult hands
• Hundreds of uses
• Wonderful gift

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 7.7 x 7.1 x 2 inches
• Shipping Weight: 0.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
• Origin: China
• ASIN: B002Q0L6UK
• Item model number: 11951
• Manufacturer recommended age: 8 - 12 years
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #15,826 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
• Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (46 customer reviews)

Product Description

From the Manufacturer

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants. These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs. Slip them on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chafing. Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement. Hundreds of uses. Fits most adult hands.

Product Description

On your way you'll navigate through Mustard Marsh, cross the eerie expanse of the Weiner Wasteland, and sail the Sausage Sea. If you avoid getting stuck in Gristle Grotto and make it past Vegan Alley you might just be the first to make it to the final destination-the frying pan. The first one to make it to the end of the trail first wins! Good luck on your meaty journey! Ages 8+. Includes game board with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, twenty-four game cards. Comes with alternate rules that turn the game into a gluttonous meat feast!

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

105 of 112 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars OMG, so great October 3, 2009

By Robert D. Walton

I mean, I always wanted my crotch and my hands to have more in common, now they do!

47 of 52 people found the following review helpful

4.0 out of 5 stars Works great! Your little one will love it! July 9, 2010

By Supermo

I loved this product when I got it in the mail, I mean, they come in pairs! The white cotton is breathable and durable. Everything you'd want in underpants. I've been looking for these for a long time. These underpants come with all the necessary holes pre-sewn to accomodate 4 legs and a tail. It was tough to get them on Mittens at first but soon with a few staples and some duct tape, he's doing fine. No more unsightly furry male cat genitalia for upstanding citizens to have to be affronted by. Thanks, Handerpants!

87 of 106 people found the following review helpful

5.0 out of 5 stars Perfect If Your Coworkers Grafted a Dick On Your Hand! February 17, 2011

By DELFIN J PARIS III

As a genetic bio-engineer, I am working on architecting the growth of organs and appendages via biological induction grafting. For you dummies, that means I do things like grow human ears on mice. It's super cool.

One day I fell asleep at work, in the lab, and a couple of the office knuckleheads decided to prank yours truly. Here's what went down. See, we had this dick in the freezer - some Japanese guy kicked off and donated it to us. It's in his will and everything. Pretty wild, right?

So, other than occasionally pulling it out of the fridge and sticking it in Benny's ear for a goof, it doesn't get much action.

Currently we're working on growing a thumb - it's pretty great because all the mice look like they're doing the Fonz's "Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" as they have a big thumb sticking up on their backs.

Because we're so tied up with the thumb, we have no time to mess around with the freezer dick. Eventually we'll learn how to grow dicks, although more people need new thumbs than dicks, you know?

But, back to my story.

I passed out around noon after a particularly heavy Arby's beef and cheddar lunch. It was one of those five-for-five deals, and I put down the sandwiches in about seven minutes.

When I woke up, Carl was pointing at my hand and laughing. Those bozos has grafted the Japanese dick to my right palm!

Well, two weeks later and the dick's still attached. Apparently my body has "accepted" the dick, and if I have it removed, it'll die or something.

I know - totally bummed.

I reported Carl to HR - although, I did have to admit it was a pretty solid gag. But, walking around with a dick on my hand is a little inconvenient. Plus, it's embarrassing.

Most people don't like seeing dicks in public - there's actually a lot of trouble you can get in showing you dick around town. It's a big deal to the law.

I found the Handerpants on Amazon. It sucks to type with a dick on your hand, as I'm always hitting the "/" key accidentally.

I can now go out into public with ALL of me. My real dick and my palm-dick are both out of sight. And the gloves are fingerless, so I have a little hipster fashion thing going on.

Thank you Handerpants!

Attention public - if you see me walking around, do NOT give me a high five. That really hurts!