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Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm


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  • Heals Dry And Cracked Lips
  • Bacon Fresh
  • Wonderful Bacon Smell
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Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm + BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages + Accoutrements Bacon Air Freshener
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Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 4 x 3.8 x 0.8 inches ; 0.3 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 2.9 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
  • Origin: China
  • ASIN: B002SIFQUQ
  • Item model number: 11957
  • Manufacturer recommended age: 10 - 15 years
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,026 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (81 customer reviews)
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Product Description

From the Manufacturer

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can. Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips. Each tube is 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser. Illustrated blister card.

Product Description

Every time you eat bacon don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips. Each tube is 2-1/2" (6.4 cm) long with a twist bottom dispenser.

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Customer Reviews

Cute gag gift for a bacon lover.
SD
I recommend to everyone and everybody to not purchase this product!
Lucas R.
Doesn't smell or taste like bacon.
C. Kline

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

29 of 31 people found the following review helpful By Mike on June 21, 2013
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Wife was constantly kissing me while I was playing xbox. Now I no longer have this issue. It repels her nicely.
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34 of 40 people found the following review helpful By Phil Henderson on March 2, 2011
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I bought this for a friend who is a big fan of "all things bacon" and who has dry lips... We love the idea of bacon balm and had a lot of laughs talking about this product but we are totally let down by the flavor. It smells/tastes like liquid smoke, NOT bacon and rubbing liquid smoke on my lips isn't my idea of fun.
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41 of 50 people found the following review helpful By Jenn on December 24, 2010
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My Brother loves bacon and I thought this would be a great Christmas idea. I gave it to him tonight and was very curious to smell it. There is no smell except that of fumes. It does not smell like bacon at all. Do not purchase this item for the bacon lover in your life...they'll be disappointed just like we were!
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32 of 40 people found the following review helpful By Baker on February 23, 2013
Let's be clear at the outset that you should not purchase this product if you suffer from frequent chapped lips. It is not satisfactory for that purpose. In addition, while I LOVE bacon, Bacon Balm's taste and odor don't ring true. That's not the beauty of Bacon Balm. In reality, it is confidence in a tube. Let me share my story...

I am a shy and mild-mannered man who avoids parties and lacks confidence. I often felt sickly and under the weather. That all changed with I discovered Bacon Balm. I put it on before I went to my job at the public library. The first thing I noticed was how masculine I felt. It was like I'd just showered in testosterone. I left the house and instead of shuffling down the sidewalk with my head down, I held my head high and was amazed at the spring in my step. A pack of dogs fell in behind me (must have been that tantalizing bacon smell wafting behind me in the air) and it seemed like the sun was shining brighter.

My co-workers stared as I entered the library and I had one of my most productive days ever; I've never re-stocked that many books before. That afternoon an angry patron protesting his library fines threatened the head librarian; I picked him up by the scruff of his neck and the seat of his pants and tossed him out on the sidewalk. The cheers and adulation of my co-workers was intoxicating. I reapplied Bacon Balm after lunch and by the end of the day I had quit my job and opened my own business. I felt more vibrant and alive than I had ever felt before (the only time I remember feeling even close to this was in high school when I was elected president of the Chess Club and won the Dungeons and Dragons trivia contest).

I have changed my wardrobe and can do the P90X workouts in my sleep.
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28 of 37 people found the following review helpful By Amanda S. Michniewicz on June 22, 2011
This stuff is disgusting!!! I got some for my brother for his birthday, and it burned my lips and tongue. It was SO disgusting, tasted NOTHING like bacon. It was horrible. We threw it out that same night. I can't say enough bad things about it. It was greasy; felt like bacon fat going on, and smelled like nothing I've ever smelled before... maybe burning tires? I love bacon as much as the next guy, but Good Lord; whatever you do, skip this product.
Ingredients: Petroleum Jelly, Mineral Oil, Beeswax, Polybutene, Octyl Palmitate, Propylparaben, Fragrance.
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10 of 12 people found the following review helpful By Lauren on December 29, 2011
Bacon balm ruined my life. It makes everything it touches and is near smell like faux bacon!! Disgusting! Got it as a gift, tried it on, wasn't that bad at first then sconds later I needed to throw up!!! EW! Must have wasted a bottle of perfume and a tube of lotion to get rid of the smell:P
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By JKF on April 11, 2014
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This doesn't smell like bacon, and it definitely doesn't taste like bacon. It's disgusting. I would not recommend it to anyone.
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10 of 14 people found the following review helpful By Yabut95 on December 4, 2009
This product is gross. Me and my friend wanted to try it we looked at some with 5 stars and we wanted to get it, but it didnt ship to Alaska. So we had to get this. It smells like paints, tatses horribly. And when we first tryed it we wanted to throw up. Get the stuff with the 5 stars
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