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Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm
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on August 1, 2014
I'll rate this right in the middle. It smells *JUST* like bacon and kids love it. And it totally grosses me out. The only thing is that I see this as more of a boy's joke present (we got it as part of a bacon-themed gift basket for my bacon-loving son's 10th birthday), and it does leave a red tinge on their lips. Not bad enough for me to tell him, but there nonetheless.
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on March 20, 2015
When my lips were really dry, it really did feel like they were stuck together as one other reviewer mentioned, but that sensation improved as my lips were healing. I stopped using it during the day because normal balm now suffices to get me through the day. I layer this on thick at night and it feels much more slick in the morning probably from body warmth
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on December 27, 2012
Got this as a stocking stuffer and my daughter loves it! I used it as well just to see if it tasted like bacon and sure enough it does! Went on silky smooth....must be real bacon grease in that stick...LOL.
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on November 27, 2014
This stuff is horrible tasting, but it was a cheap gag gift, so I really don't care, but if you're thinking of buying it because you love bacon, think again...The person I bought it for is addicted to lip balm, but if he used it as much as he uses his regular stuff, the gift would have involved and entirely different "gag."
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on March 11, 2015
I got these as stocking stuffers and more of a novelty item so I didn't expect to really use them so for this it was fine. However, if you have any thought of actually putting this on your lips, the thought of it was risky. They laughed when they got and made the grossest face when they actually went to apply it.
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on December 30, 2014
OMG- so disgusting! I'd give it negative stars. Does not smell or taste like bacon in the least bit. Not even a hint. It's just gross. Don't buy. ..Please. It's a waste of your money. Should be called world's stinkest, putrid, rancid chapstick in the world. How is this even legal to sell. Yuck, yuck, yuck.
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on December 28, 2014
Well it isn't a maple bacon smell its more like smoked bacon...not hickory smoked..maybe apple or oak? I didnt try it but boys r 50/50 on it having flavor. R dogs like it too tho ;) followed the kids around thinking what the heck? Lol idk watch out for animals since the smell is on your lips yet no where else.
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7 of 11 people found the following review helpful
I purchased the Bacon balm thinking it would be a great idea to keep in my purse. I think this is more meant to be a gag gift than to be something that is actually useful. The Bacon balm literally smelled just like wax. The texture of it was akin to smearing bacon grease onto your lips and don't even think about licking your lips after applying. Literally after I purchased this and tried it...I tossed it into the trash. It was the worst chapstick I've ever experienced! You think some of those gel goopy chapsticks are bad? No this takes the gold medal on disgusting, useless and terrible chapstick scale. I have had some odd scented ones that were just for fun but this one...I was ready to puke. Trust me, unless your buying this as a poor joke for someone...don't get it. Its highly disappointing for the Bacon lover or anyone who has a thing for these scented chapsticks!
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful
on February 6, 2014
They say that confession is good for the soul. So here goes. I am a bacon addict.

I love it crisped with eggs for breakfast. I love it crisped and crumbled as a topping for potatoes or soup. I love it over burgers, I love it over franks. Bacon-pancakes? yes, please. Candied bacon? Give me more. Bacon-wrapped dates? Mmmm....

Think of Homer and the donuts. Substitute me for Homer, and bacon for the donuts. Now you're starting to get the picture.

I have lost friends to this addiction. Whole nights have elapsed with me passed out in a bacon-induced stupor. Tryptophine? No thank you. I'll take bactophine. Heck, I'll even take bacteria if it comes from a well prepared rasher of bacon.

It's difficult, however, to hold down a job, a relationship, a life when so totally engrossed in when your piggy pastime. When your entire day is spent wondering how to get your hands on that ham. But worry no more, dear friends. This lip balm has changed my life.

No longer do I have to worry about my next bacon binge. Whenever I feel lonely, or frightened, or sad, I simply lick my lips and smile. Of course, the constant lip licking doesn't exactly improve their chapped condition. In fact, I believe it exacerbates the problem. But what's two cracked lips when compared to the feeling of elation that fills you when you taste and smell that greasy goodness?

So to recap: as a chapstick, bad. Stick to actual - oh, I don't know - CHAPSTICK if you want soft, kissable lips. This bacon lip balm is for the most hardcore of us bacon addicts.

You know who you are.

And I'll see you all at the weekly meeting, working the steps back to sad, but bacon-free existence.
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on September 17, 2014
Bought this for my son--he adores bacon. This smells and tastes like smoked (imitation) bacon bits. Unfortunately he isn't a fan of this. He says it's like there's bacon plastered on his lips.
Still makes a good novelty item for stocking stuffers, gift bags, etc.
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