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Accoutrements Emergency Underpants


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  • Great gag gift, useful as well
  • Safe, sanitary and secure
  • Fits most adults
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  • Product Dimensions: 3 x 1.5 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.8 ounces
  • Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
  • ASIN: B003DM3MN4
  • Item model number: 12041
  • Manufacturer recommended age: 12 - 15 years
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #9,277 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (73 customer reviews)
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Product Description

"Better safe than sorry" is what I always say. Carry these emergency underpants just in case an unwanted emergency comes up. Remember, no one wants to be walking in soiled pants. Just imagine all the embarassment. Emergency underpants are packaged in a small container so no one will know that you are carrying them.

From the Manufacturer

Oh, no. Spilled a Slushie in your lap and now your crotch is soaked to the skin. Just whip out your handy dandy Emergency Underpants and before you know it you are sitting high and dry again. These funny yet convenient underpants are a great gag gift to give someone and a great idea just to keep handy for yourself. The Emergency Underpants come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin and contain one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults.

Customer Reviews

Lots of laughs.
jb
Now they can come home with clean undies.
Maria Paroline
Was a great gag gift.
Ogiee08

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

124 of 151 people found the following review helpful By Timboliah PantsOnFiyah on December 18, 2010
As a rookie Emergency Medical Technician (EMT) I encounter my fair share of 'emergencies.' (Duh! The word "Emergency" is in my job title.)
During my first gear inspection, the Lieutenant asked me if I was wearing what he referred to as 'standard issue' emergency underpants under my uniform. I admitted that I was unaware of the requirement having only briefly skimmed the handbook the night before. He reached into his briefcase and pulled out several packets of these Emergency Underpants. Handing them to me, he instructed that prior to going on any calls, I was to put these on. All of my more senior peers nodded in agreement and acted like I was a bit dim witted for not knowing about them.

Pros: They keep the 'beans and the frank' from getting caught in the zipper at least, which is pretty much all
I ask out of my underbritches. Presumably they somehow help deal with emergencies.

Cons: They crinkle when I walk. They tend to ride up and give me a wedgie, and they have caused alot of chafing
in areas that I prefer remain unchafed.

As an interesting side note, I have found that in addition to emergencies, they'll provide all of the features listed above in grave situations, serious conditions, and even matters of mild concern.

Wear them in good health. And consider buying some Desitin cream to go with them.
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41 of 48 people found the following review helpful By Dr. Bojan Tunguz HALL OF FAMETOP 50 REVIEWER on December 2, 2011
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Even though I can envision many uncomfortable life situations when a pair of extra emergency underwear would come in handy, I don't recommend this little piece of apparel as an adequate solution. This is indeed a real pair of underwear, and it's stuffed in such a small package that you could almost put it in your wallet. The underwear is very flimsy though, and would not be of much real-world use. As a gag-gift, though, this item is priceless. This is exactly the purpose for which I bought it and it worked as a charm. It elicited a good dose of heartfelt laughter.
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446 of 559 people found the following review helpful By P. Spaceman on December 23, 2010
I cannot sing the praises of Emergency Underpants enough. These have quite literally saved my life on many an occasion, and I owe everything I have to them. It all started late 2002, as I had just gotten home from a long day of slaving away at my job. I had passed out cold on the couch, when the oven I had forgotten to turn off earlier suddenly filled the house with deadly gas! Luckily, I had a packet of Emergency Underpants in my pocket. The brave underpants dragged me from my home, my 2 cats, and even called 911 for help. But that's not all! On many separate occasions, Emergency Underpants have:
- Performed CPR on my mother
- Saved a school of orphans after their boat sank
- Rescued 235 stray dogs
- Brought my dead grandmother back to life for Christmas
- Single-handedly stopped a 5-alarm apartment fire using only 1 gallon of Tuscan Milk
- Saved the life of at least 3 Presidents from yacht accidents/pretzel mishaps
Need I say more?
Buy at least 45 packs of Emergency Underpants at once. You will never regret them, Trust Me!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By SILHOUETTE on August 19, 2014
The ad says, "Perfect if you spill a slushie," and then says, "Perfect gag gift." Is spilling a slushie funny? I don't see the connection. Spilling a slushie is a very serious thing. So is losing your underpants after being otherwise engaged in a very enjoyable activity out in the dark someplace, let's say. So, I like these.

P.S. Amazon also sells these used. If you want to buy one that's already had someone else's slushie spilled on it, who am I to judge?
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful By Jane on August 28, 2011
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I bought this for my dad for his birthday. It gave my whole family a good laugh. If you are looking for more quality underpants, I do not recommend it. The underpants are close to being see through.. but that wasn't an issue for me.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By .III on April 29, 2012
At work, I got this and the hilarious book How to Poo at Work for my birthday. Now thanks to my colleagues I don't let soiled underpants or a poo at work ruin my day! The size of these Accoutrements Emergency Underpants should fit most adults. Low quality.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Scott Broaddus on January 13, 2012
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If you want to get a good laugh, give this to someone with lots of people around. It gets better when they take it out and wear it on their head. Be sure to have a camera ready! I don't know if it has any practical purpose, if so, that's not why I bought it.
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9 of 12 people found the following review helpful By morganbaby on March 9, 2011
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great gift for the running joke of someone "pooping their pants." gave it to someone in their stocking. great laugh, don't think they've had to use it yet...
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