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Accoutrements Emergency Underpants

4.2 out of 5 stars 132 customer reviews

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  • Fits most adults
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Product Description

Product Description

"Better safe than sorry" is what I always say. Carry these emergency underpants just in case an unwanted emergency comes up. Remember, no one wants to be walking in soiled pants. Just imagine all the embarassment. Emergency underpants are packaged in a small container so no one will know that you are carrying them.

From the Manufacturer

Oh, no. Spilled a Slushie in your lap and now your crotch is soaked to the skin. Just whip out your handy dandy Emergency Underpants and before you know it you are sitting high and dry again. These funny yet convenient underpants are a great gag gift to give someone and a great idea just to keep handy for yourself. The Emergency Underpants come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin and contain one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults.

Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 3 x 1.5 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 0.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Domestic Shipping: Item can be shipped within U.S.
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  • Origin: China
  • ASIN: B003DM3MN4
  • Item model number: 12041
  • Manufacturer recommended age: 12 - 15 years
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #6,951 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (132 customer reviews)

Customer Reviews

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As a rookie Emergency Medical Technician (EMT) I encounter my fair share of 'emergencies.' (Duh! The word "Emergency" is in my job title.)
During my first gear inspection, the Lieutenant asked me if I was wearing what he referred to as 'standard issue' emergency underpants under my uniform. I admitted that I was unaware of the requirement having only briefly skimmed the handbook the night before. He reached into his briefcase and pulled out several packets of these Emergency Underpants. Handing them to me, he instructed that prior to going on any calls, I was to put these on. All of my more senior peers nodded in agreement and acted like I was a bit dim witted for not knowing about them.

Pros: They keep the 'beans and the frank' from getting caught in the zipper at least, which is pretty much all
I ask out of my underbritches. Presumably they somehow help deal with emergencies.

Cons: They crinkle when I walk. They tend to ride up and give me a wedgie, and they have caused alot of chafing
in areas that I prefer remain unchafed.

As an interesting side note, I have found that in addition to emergencies, they'll provide all of the features listed above in grave situations, serious conditions, and even matters of mild concern.

Wear them in good health. And consider buying some Desitin cream to go with them.
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I cannot sing the praises of Emergency Underpants enough. These have quite literally saved my life on many an occasion, and I owe everything I have to them. It all started late 2002, as I had just gotten home from a long day of slaving away at my job. I had passed out cold on the couch, when the oven I had forgotten to turn off earlier suddenly filled the house with deadly gas! Luckily, I had a packet of Emergency Underpants in my pocket. The brave underpants dragged me from my home, my 2 cats, and even called 911 for help. But that's not all! On many separate occasions, Emergency Underpants have:
- Performed CPR on my mother
- Saved a school of orphans after their boat sank
- Rescued 235 stray dogs
- Brought my dead grandmother back to life for Christmas
- Single-handedly stopped a 5-alarm apartment fire using only 1 gallon of Tuscan Milk
- Saved the life of at least 3 Presidents from yacht accidents/pretzel mishaps
Need I say more?
Buy at least 45 packs of Emergency Underpants at once. You will never regret them, Trust Me!
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One never knows when a Code Brown will strike. Will it be in the supermarket? The line at the bank? or while stuck in traffic.... There was simply know way to know if or when a code brown might hit, causing me to just not want to leave home at all. I was stricken with the very real fear that I had no way to know or prepare myself for a catastrophic code brown. In fact, the last time I dared venture outside the porcelain palace at home - indeed - I riding shotgun and suddenly felt a little bubbly in the tummy. I had taken several precautionary privy visits while at home. So I felt pretty secure that this was just gas. So I let a little one squeak, to my total dismay - I realized I got more than I bargained for. I was horrified! What to do? We were on a bridge with no place in sight to pull over. So I did what anyone would do - I pulled my pants down and ripped off my stained and defiled underpants and flung them out the window. I cleaned up with the fast food wipes that KFC gives out and we continued on. After that incident, and it came on the heels of the cupcake incident - which we have vowed never to speak of again - only in sign language that my closest friends and I know, sealed with a slash across our throats lest we divulge that terrible day to an outsider. Anyway I digress.... So I was relegated to live my life as an outcast. A prisoner in her own pooper. Until these....my beacon in a fog of brown. EMERGENCY UNDERPANTS. Since I was given these, I have made sure to have a spare pair everywhere I go. I keep them in my desk at work, my purse, my care glove box and I make sure I pack them for trips. These have made living with unforeseeable code browns bearable. Never again will I walk around with a poop stain - so sir. I have my emergency underpants!
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The ad says, "Perfect if you spill a slushie," and then says, "Perfect gag gift." Is spilling a slushie funny? I don't see the connection. Spilling a slushie is a very serious thing. So is losing your underpants after being otherwise engaged in a very enjoyable activity out in the dark someplace, let's say. So, I like these.

P.S. Amazon also sells these used. If you want to buy one that's already had someone else's slushie spilled on it, who am I to judge?
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By Jane on August 28, 2011
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I bought this for my dad for his birthday. It gave my whole family a good laugh. If you are looking for more quality underpants, I do not recommend it. The underpants are close to being see through.. but that wasn't an issue for me.
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By .III on April 29, 2012
At work, I got this and the hilarious book How to Poo at Work for my birthday. Now thanks to my colleagues I don't let soiled underpants or a poo at work ruin my day! The size of these Accoutrements Emergency Underpants should fit most adults. Low quality.
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