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Accoutrements Emergency Underpants

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4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)

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  • Great gag gift, useful as well
  • Safe, sanitary and secure
  • Fits most adults
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Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 3 x 1.5 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
  • Origin: China
  • ASIN: B003DM3MN4
  • Item model number: 12041
  • Manufacturer recommended age: 12 - 15 years
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #9,728 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
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Product Description

From the Manufacturer

Oh, no. Spilled a Slushie in your lap and now your crotch is soaked to the skin. Just whip out your handy dandy Emergency Underpants and before you know it you are sitting high and dry again. These funny yet convenient underpants are a great gag gift to give someone and a great idea just to keep handy for yourself. The Emergency Underpants come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin and contain one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most adults.

Product Description

Nacho cheese is perhaps the finest pumpable condiment ever created. We're still not sure exactly what's in it, but perhaps it's best not to pry. These Nacho Mints may not be warm and gooey, but they do offer a burst of flavor reminiscent of processed cheese and spices. Each 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) round tin contains about one hundred mints.

Customer Reviews

Great gag gift. Rosemary C. Patterson  |  4 reviewers made a similar statement
If you want to get a good laugh, give this to someone with lots of people around. Scott Broaddus  |  5 reviewers made a similar statement
Great for a purse size too! Stacy E.     
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
21 of 24 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Not Actually Meant for Real Emergencies December 2, 2011
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Durability: 2.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 1.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 4.0 out of 5 stars   
Even though I can envision many uncomfortable life situations when a pair of extra emergency underwear would come in handy, I don't recommend this little piece of apparel as an adequate solution. This is indeed a real pair of underwear, and it's stuffed in such a small package that you could almost put it in your wallet. The underwear is very flimsy though, and would not be of much real-world use. As a gag-gift, though, this item is priceless. This is exactly the purpose for which I bought it and it worked as a charm. It elicited a good dose of heartfelt laughter.
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345 of 447 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Emergency Underpants Is My Best Friend December 23, 2010
Durability: 5.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 5.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 5.0 out of 5 stars   
I cannot sing the praises of Emergency Underpants enough. These have quite literally saved my life on many an occasion, and I owe everything I have to them. It all started late 2002, as I had just gotten home from a long day of slaving away at my job. I had passed out cold on the couch, when the oven I had forgotten to turn off earlier suddenly filled the house with deadly gas! Luckily, I had a packet of Emergency Underpants in my pocket. The brave underpants dragged me from my home, my 2 cats, and even called 911 for help. But that's not all! On many separate occasions, Emergency Underpants have:
- Performed CPR on my mother
- Saved a school of orphans after their boat sank
- Rescued 235 stray dogs
- Brought my dead grandmother back to life for Christmas
- Single-handedly stopped a 5-alarm apartment fire using only 1 gallon of Tuscan Milk
- Saved the life of at least 3 Presidents from yacht accidents/pretzel mishaps
Need I say more?
Buy at least 45 packs of Emergency Underpants at once. You will never regret them, Trust Me!
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82 of 104 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Wear them to your next emergency! December 18, 2010
Durability: 5.0 out of 5 stars    Educational: 5.0 out of 5 stars    Fun: 5.0 out of 5 stars   
As a rookie Emergency Medical Technician (EMT) I encounter my fair share of 'emergencies.' (Duh! The word "Emergency" is in my job title.)
During my first gear inspection, the Lieutenant asked me if I was wearing what he referred to as 'standard issue' emergency underpants under my uniform. I admitted that I was unaware of the requirement having only briefly skimmed the handbook the night before. He reached into his briefcase and pulled out several packets of these Emergency Underpants. Handing them to me, he instructed that prior to going on any calls, I was to put these on. All of my more senior peers nodded in agreement and acted like I was a bit dim witted for not knowing about them.

Pros: They keep the 'beans and the frank' from getting caught in the zipper at least, which is pretty much all
I ask out of my underbritches. Presumably they somehow help deal with emergencies.

Cons: They crinkle when I walk. They tend to ride up and give me a wedgie, and they have caused alot of chafing
in areas that I prefer remain unchafed.

As an interesting side note, I have found that in addition to emergencies, they'll provide all of the features listed above in grave situations, serious conditions, and even matters of mild concern.

Wear them in good health. And consider buying some Desitin cream to go with them.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Brothers loved this!
Very good for teenage boys. We paired it with the bacon wallet and Handerpants products. All arrived on time for christmas.
Published 2 months ago by Katie Norris
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Gag Gift!
It is a wonderful gag gift for that person you know that always has to pull over on long drives. And they actually work too. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Pat Hatt
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gag gift!
Got this as a part of a gag gift and I'll say, it delivered! Pretty hilarious, if you ask me!
Published 4 months ago by L. Howard
5.0 out of 5 stars Great gift
GREAT GIFT FOR WHITE ELEPHANT.

The package shipped quickly. It was exactly as it was discribed. Perfert for an white elepahant.
Published 4 months ago by JOANNA
5.0 out of 5 stars A Must-have
These have saved me more times that I can count! Emergency underpants are a must-have for any woman on-the-go. Good gift, too.
Published 4 months ago by margo strucker
5.0 out of 5 stars Great
This was a gag gift and went over quite well - I would recommend this product and the packaging was perfect :)
Published 4 months ago by lrjhg
5.0 out of 5 stars Purse size gag gift
Great for those who can relate to "not sue you can hold it" moments.

Great great great gag gift !!!!
Published 5 months ago by Roberta Wolfe
5.0 out of 5 stars funny gag gift
This was a great gag gift. Especially for those that stay out overnight on a drinking binge. Now they can come home with clean undies.
Published 5 months ago by Maria Paroline
5.0 out of 5 stars really?
This was too funny! I couldn't belive it when I saw it. I bought it as a gag gift for a stocking stuffer and couldnt' be happier with the product.
Published 5 months ago by jbrooks
4.0 out of 5 stars Another gift for a laugh
This was another gift that I purchased for my brother's gag gift bag. Obviously he has not tried these out, but if you're looking for a funny gift -- this is a winner!
Published 5 months ago by christy williams
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