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Accoutrements Magical Unicorn Mask
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As mentioned in other reviews, the mask is very durable. The latex holds up well against brush and other woodland undergrowth. However, I found that when I tried to spear some pineapple from a tree or defend myself from approaching predators, the rubbery material of the horn just didn't hold up as well as I needed it to. More times than I'd like to admit, I had to gallop away from an attacking bear instead of standing proud and defending my honor like an actual unicorn. The solution I came up with was to simply reinforce the hollow inside of the horn with steel rods welded in a cylindrical shape. I just gorilla glued the metal into place (making sure a longer, pointed rod stuck out of the end so that I can pierce the hearts of my enemies) and voila!
Now I have a sweet unicorn mask that lets me fulfill all of my unicornical fantasies. You will not be disappointed in this mask.
The issue for me, however, is durability. I've taken to wearing the mask along with a black PVC suit and crimson cape, and calling myself "Unicorn Man." Imagine my disappointment when, the first time i attempted to spear an evildoer with my horn, it crumpled rather flaccidly. Since then i've reinforced the horn mechanically, but really, you shouldn't have to apply after-market solutions or take over-the-counter medications to firm up a supposedly magical horn.
Once upon a St. Patricks Day in Chicago the rivers were dyed green and the streets scented with unicorn musk. Twas I responsible for purchasing the mask and introducing it to the most sacred of American celebrations.
The day began with libations, laughs, and group photos - harmless, wholesome fun. But as inhibitions decreased, the power of the mask grew and its purpose became clear.
Everyone around me began to change. Their eyes increasingly aggressive and suggestive... Men, women, and even my own best friend succumbed to the sexual magic and saw me as a delicious piece of unicorn flesh.
The streets were no longer safe to walk. Horn strokings, hind grabbings, and piggyback rides that turned out not to be piggyback rides at all were impossible fend off. Seeking reprieve I took shelter in a Wrigleyville bar - big mistake.
The spiraled horn sent vibrations of the bumping bar music directly into my brain. By the time the DJ played R Kelly's Bump N' Grind my body had become the eye of a dancing hurricane and the magic of the unicorn had impregnated every woman and man on the dance floor. That's where my memory fades...
Two days later I woke up in my bed clinging to the mask and to reality. Never again.
Gotta run now, someones is at the door...
Most Recent Customer Reviews
Three Halloweens later haven't gotten tired of scaring people with this mask. Bonus the horse moth is large enough to drink through as long as its a bottle not a can or cup.Published 3 days ago by Danzel
Bought this for a a gift exchange. Hard to find someone to appreciate this awesome-ness.Published 10 days ago by Mark Le
Pros: felt like splurging money on the internet while i was bored. Bought this for frat parties, people actually dig it. Read morePublished 1 month ago by theflexiblepig
One of my brother's silly Christmas gifts! He absolutely got a hoot out of it!Published 1 month ago by WhaddupItsLaura
I have had this mask for several years now and let me just say the quality is truely showing. Hasnt ripped,fadded,or lost any of the hair. Read morePublished 1 month ago by Ty
Good quality but very unnerving. Don't try to drive while wearing it, either, especially if you're drunk, which you definitely will be.Published 1 month ago by Michelle
I love my unicorn mask. It is proportional to human size and realistic looking for an imaginary creature.
This mask is durable. I have it in my trunk at all times. Read more
Life changing. I finally feel like I have reached the pinnacle of success.Published 1 month ago by Lunchbox Lama