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Accoutrements Bacon Body Wash


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  • Plastic bottle
  • 5.1 fl. oz. (150 mL) of clear, meaty liquid soap
  • Your dog will love you even more after you shower with this
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WARNING:
CHOKING HAZARD -- Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Product Description

You love bacon, but you couldn't shower with it until now. This Bacon Body Wash brings the exhilarating aroma of bacon to yet another part of your morning routine. The friendly Mr. Bacon on the label wants you to smell like he does. Each plastic bottle holds 5.1 fl. oz. (150 mL) of clear, meaty liquid soap.

Product Details

  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 2.5 x 1.5 inches ; 5.1 ounces
  • Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Domestic Shipping: Item can be shipped within U.S.
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  • ASIN: B00GBPB9US
  • Item model number: 12416
  • Manufacturer recommended age: 13 - 15 years
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #26,675 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (77 customer reviews)
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138 of 151 people found the following review helpful By Trail Rider on July 20, 2014
I was tired of bear hunting. Oh sure, it sounds exciting. But, in reality, it's the same thing every time. We go out into the woods and wander around looking for something to shoot at.

With Accoutrements Bacon Body Wash everything has changed! Now bear hunting is a family affair!!! I Simply have the wife and kids shower with it, toss them in the truck and drive to the woods. "Go play!" I say as I follow along as if I'm Father of the Year... all while the lovely odor of bacon wafts off my bait... er.. my family. In no time at all the bears come a runnin'!

My only problem is my license only allows one bear hence the 4-star rating.

Next time I'll have to bring a hunting buddy... which is probably a good thing since my wife is pretty tore-up over losing little Billy.
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86 of 99 people found the following review helpful By B F on July 20, 2014
After using this, my Jewish wife said I was no longer kosher, meaning no more oral for me. Also the neighborhood dogs keep chasing me.
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61 of 71 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on July 20, 2014
At first I was confused I was skeptical
Kept thinking I could never use a product so unacceptable
But I spent so many showers
Thinking how I was so wrong
The Bacon smell was so strong
And That smell is where it Belongs

At my local Store
I just walked in to get some more
I should have changed my mind
I should have ignored Archie McPhee
If I've known his product would have such an Affect on me

Here I go now, walk in the store
Just turn down the isle
Cause your the product that I adore
Even when it hurts me to get you in my eye
Did you think I'd stumble
Did you think I'd lay down and cry

Oh no, not I. I will buy
Oh as long as I know how to rinse
I know I'll stay and won't decry
It's all that Bacon smell
I've got all my money to give and I will buy
I will buy, Hey Hey
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51 of 62 people found the following review helpful By space chickens on July 20, 2014
I was sitting at my desk Friday morning of last. The sun was shining beautifully through the open window. The sound of majestically singing bluebirds filled my ears. I sipped my lukewarm cappuccino and smiled. All was well with the world.

Then in walked my boss behind me. His face reddened, he lifted a hand to his nose.

"My god, what is that unholy stench?" he asked to the room. I pretended to ignore him. "It smells like a warm bag of turds in here!"

I continued to ignore him. But he was having none of it. He approached my desk with the look of someone who has years of practice in sneaking up behind unsuspecting prone men. I continued to ignore him as he drew his shnozz closer to my sweaty armpits and took a great big sniff.

"Dear mother of christ!" he exclaimed. "Have you been rubbing six-day-old clam chowder into your shirts?"

Needless to say I was fired on the spot. I was rendered homeless at once. Unemployable due to my sullied reputation - and pit stains.
It was with the very last of my money I booked a PC in an internet cafe and turned to Amazon in the hope to save myself from the gutter. It was then I stumbled across this very product. Not thinking straight I hit the PayPal button. I began perspiring at the very thought of being able to cure my unholy stench problem.

The product arrived the very next day, and without any further ado I began applying it to my body. I even gave the bottle a swig just to be sure (not recommended). The fire of optimism burned in my naive eyes.

Days passed.
Weeks passed.
Months passed.

I would love to say that your product saved me from my predicament and I am now back in a lucrative office job, sipping a fine mocaccino, waiting to return home to my beautiful wife.

The reality is this:
Every day I am chased down Main Street by a hundred dogs while obese men offer me $10 bills to lick my back.
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25 of 29 people found the following review helpful By Jhayde Andrea on July 20, 2014
My opinion had always been, the only thing better than bacon, is more bacon, so when I saw this, I was all "Shut up, and take my money!!". The package came, and my nightmare began after the first use. I stepped out of the shower to find my dog had opened the bathroom door, and was just sitting there watching me, and licking his chops. At first I thought he just missed me, because I had just gotten home, but the next day, the cat joined him. Any other time, this would not have bothered me, but I don't own a cat. Yesterday, when I got home from work, there was a package at my door, with a card which read, "Hungry for you." The card was not signed, but I did see my neighbor quickly close his blinds as I looked around. The box contained a bread, lettuce, and tomato print dress. I don't like it. I was almost asleep last night, but I swear I heard a voice say, "If we wait until she's asleep, she won't struggle." I opened my eyes, and my dog, and that cat were sitting next to me...just staring. I'm staying at a hotel until the smell fades. It won't wash off. I do not recommend this product to anyone, and I would give it negative five stars if I could.
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27 of 32 people found the following review helpful By Ricky Sanftner on July 20, 2014
Sometimes Squealing like a pig ISN'T enough...
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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful By John Collins on March 2, 2014
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I got this for my brother in law. Thank God it hasn't replaced his other shampoo. This stuff smalls absolutely awful.
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36 of 45 people found the following review helpful By Darrell Brooks on July 20, 2014
The perfect gift for Ramadan or Yom Kippur.
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