Accoutrements Bacon Soap

by Accoutrements

Product Features

• BACON SOAP COMPOUNDED BY EXPERT CHEMISTS TO THE THE HIGHEST PERFECTION
• WAKE UP AND SMELL LIKE BREAKFAST
• SHOWER TILL THE PIGS COME HOME

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 2.5 x 4 x 1 inches ; 6.1 ounces
• Shipping Weight: 6.1 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• ASIN: B002OFW9YO
• Manufacturer recommended age: 3 years and up
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #13,785 in Toys & Games (See Top 100 in Toys & Games)
• Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)

Product Description

A DELIGHTFUL SOAP INFUSED WITH THE SWEET PERFUME OF BACON. YUMMY

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

79 of 86 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars I love bacon, March 15, 2010

By 

Alexander Heaton (NY, NYC) - See all my reviews
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= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:5.0 out of 5 stars 

I once considered myself to be an avid bacon aficionado.

I had the bacon bandages, bacon mints, bacon toothpicks, bacon floss. I even considered growing my own pigs so I didn't have to bother going to the grocery store. But the one thing I didn't have was bacon soap. I could surround myself with the sights and sounds of bacon, but I couldn't make the bacon smell come from me instead of around me. I forced with slathering my skin with bacon and bacon grease while saying "It rubs the bacon on its skin" to achieve the desired effect. Then I found bacon soap and this is a problem that I no longer have. I wake up early and jump in the hot shower and lather up, and it smells like a kitchen full of bacon.

Since great power comes with great responsibility, I must warn all future bacon aficionados of the side effect of bacon soap. First, when showering, you will try to eat the soap! Yes it looks and smells like bacon, but..understand this...it DOESN'T taste like bacon. Also my room mates now hate me because of they keep thinking I'm cooking breakfast when I'm really showering! My dog, while usually having a strong attraction to me has taken to a real liking to me. Actually all the neighborhood dogs now follow me around like I'm Ceasr Chazez! Lastly, fat guys have taken an unusual attraction to me. When I'm at the Golden Corral buffet they want to buy me dinner...when at Dunkin Donuts they ask me "If I come here often".

This is a solid must buy and the only way I think the product could be improved is by adding real pieces of bacon in the soap. But that doesn't stop ift from being a five star item!

12 of 13 people found the following review helpful:

2.0 out of 5 stars Mediocre gag gift, nothing more, January 14, 2011

By 

James Marquis - See all my reviews

= Durability:3.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:2.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:1.0 out of 5 stars 

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This review is from: Accoutrements Bacon Soap (Health and Beauty)

I bought this to package with other bacon products as a 'Very Bacon Christmas" gag gift. It turned out to be the weakest product in the bundle. The soap smells kinda chemically, not very bacony. The tin that it comes in smells more like bacon than the soap does. The red-pink-white marble color of the soap doesnt make it look like bacon, it looks more like bloody-beaten flesh. The name/concept is its only intriguing attribute.

5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars BACON!!, August 23, 2011

By 

Eelcla - See all my reviews

= Durability:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Fun:5.0 out of 5 stars  = Educational:4.0 out of 5 stars 

This review is from: Accoutrements Bacon Soap (Health and Beauty)

I got this as a gag gift for my 14 year old daughter. As an Invader Zim fan, she yells out randomly whenever she uses soap "WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!" Now there really is 'bacon' in the soap. The expression on my daughter's face was worth every penny.