Customer Reviews

Accoutrements Bacon Soap

5 star:		(5)
4 star:		(2)
3 star:		(2)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

I once considered myself to be an avid bacon aficionado.

I had the bacon bandages, bacon mints, bacon toothpicks, bacon floss. I even considered growing my own pigs so I didn't have to bother going to the grocery store. But the one thing I didn't have was bacon soap. I could surround myself with the sights and sounds of bacon, but I couldn't make the bacon smell come from me instead of around me. I forced with slathering my skin with bacon and bacon grease while saying "It rubs the bacon on its skin" to achieve the desired effect. Then I found bacon soap and this is a problem that I no longer have. I wake up early and jump in the hot shower and lather up, and it smells like a kitchen full of bacon.

Since great power comes with great responsibility, I must warn all future bacon aficionados of the side effect of bacon soap. First, when showering, you will try to eat the soap! Yes it looks and smells like bacon, but..understand this...it DOESN'T taste like bacon. Also my room mates now hate me because of they keep thinking I'm cooking breakfast when I'm really showering! My dog, while usually having a strong attraction to me has taken to a real liking to me. Actually all the neighborhood dogs now follow me around like I'm Ceasr Chazez! Lastly, fat guys have taken an unusual attraction to me. When I'm at the Golden Corral buffet they want to buy me dinner...when at Dunkin Donuts they ask me "If I come here often".

This is a solid must buy and the only way I think the product could be improved is by adding real pieces of bacon in the soap. But that doesn't stop ift from being a five star item!

I bought this to package with other bacon products as a 'Very Bacon Christmas" gag gift. It turned out to be the weakest product in the bundle. The soap smells kinda chemically, not very bacony. The tin that it comes in smells more like bacon than the soap does. The red-pink-white marble color of the soap doesnt make it look like bacon, it looks more like bloody-beaten flesh. The name/concept is its only intriguing attribute.

I got this as a gag gift for my 14 year old daughter. As an Invader Zim fan, she yells out randomly whenever she uses soap "WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!?!" Now there really is 'bacon' in the soap. The expression on my daughter's face was worth every penny.

Do you love bacon? Do you love using a soap? Did you ever wish to the heavens that both things could be combined into one?

This product is all that you can only imagine it can be! What can I say, I love my bacon, and I always wanted to have that sweet sweet bacon smell on me the whole day, so others who weren't so lucky to eat this gift from the heavens could also enjoy it somehow.

Now I can. I smell like bacon all the time, my dogs love me, other dogs love me, and I love my bacon scent.

My husband loves bacon, the taste, the smell, the crunch of the first bite. I thought I would get him this as a gag gift. He loved it! The soap does smell like bacon but it does not leave the body bacon scented. That was a little disappointing to him at first but ti does make his shower more fun. DO NOT leave the metal case in the shower, it will rust.

Up close it smells like chemicals, but wet it and pull it about a foot away and it smells like frying bacon. Scent doesn't last on the body, but it is an ok gag gift.. I bought this in combination with "bacon mints" and a bacon wallet... A man loves bacon....

I had to throw this away in the middle of the night. I bought it for my boyfriend, as we are both bacon aficionados but it smells like dog food. He said he liked it but it ended up mysteriously disappearing when I just couldn't handle it anymore.

Looks kinda like raw bacon but smells smokey so it was a hit and a great stocking stuffer for a bacon lover!

I am giving this to my husband for a funny gift. We need some laughter this year and so I thought it would be fun. I wrapped it immediately so I haven't seen the actual soap yet but I can smell it through the package and it smells like bacon.

It actually seriously smells like bacon. My dad thought it was hilarious and the dogs kept trying to eat it. The tin it comes in is worth the price.