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Advanced Jazz Thetics [VHS]

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Traci is indeed a sight to behold. I enjoyed watching her make a fool out of herself on this tape. She looked great doing it. And for that I want all T.L. fans to pick this up for your collection.

This is the ultimate in cheese workout in a camel toe revealing body suit. If you like to see sweaty women stretch out into revealing poses, this is the one for you. Traci does about every pose you ever spanked off to in all those workout vids and her nips almost poke out your eye in the closeups. She really gets "it" about the sexiness of watching a woman work up a sweat while you dream about her doing you. This would also be great for the average girl that just wants a nice excercise routine to do in the privacy of her bedroom. That part gets you off "the hook" when nosy people sniff around your videos.

I bought this just because I can't find any of Traci's movies anywhere. She looks terrific in her yellow bathing suit and the camera loves her too. Lots of good angle and closeup shots. There is another girl and a guy on the tape too but not much of them. It's 90% Traci bouncing and flailing around looking hot and I don't mean sweaty hot, I mean soft porn hot. I am not induced to jump up and jazzercise along with her, I just watch. It does become somewhat boring after a while, watching her exercise and having to listen to the pumped up music. You can always turn down the sound and put on your own music, as I do. I might have put it on 6 or 7 times in the years I've had it. If it came up missing from my library I probably wouldn't miss it too much. Even so, if you are looking for Traci you won't be dissapointed with this. She is here and looking real good. Heck, maybe you could even exercise along with it...

Traci looks smashing in this video. She has the look of an angel. However,if you have already bought the other video called "Warm up with Traci Lords"(49 minutes), it is only worth buying this one (60 minutes) if you want 11 minutes extra in contents. Otherwise, they are exactly the same.

The movements are horribly paced, and just plain ridiculous! I just read in another review that she used to be a porn star, that explains her ridiculous head-banging, I guess... Complete waste of money, I don't see any benefits to this workout at all!

Yes it's Traci. The same Traci who was an underaged porn queen and switched careers to disco diva, actress, porn star again, and now exercise enthusiast. Who produces this no talent bimbo? She's like the Jill of all trades, but does nothing well. What's next? Broadway theater?

If you're a Traci fan, I guess this is a must for you too. Someone went through the trouble of filming her bouncing around in a bathing suit, so I guess you need to see it. Personally I'd rather give my money to the poor and hear Traci just once ask "Would you like me to Supersize that?"