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Adventures of the Artificial Woman: A Novel [Deckle Edge] [Hardcover]

Thomas Berger (Author)
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April 27, 2004

Fed up with the sarcastic, opinionated, and disrespectful women he comes across, Ellery Pierce decides his only choice is to build the perfect woman. A technician at an animatronics firm, Ellery has the experience and tools ready at his fingertips. After years of experiments and fine-tuning, Ellery feels he finally has created an artificial woman who can pass as real -- Phyllis. According to Ellery, Phyllis is the perfect wife, fulfilling his every wish, from gourmet meals to sexual pleasure. Unfortunately for Ellery, he may have made her too closely in his image for his own good.

Yearning to make it big in show business, Phyllis leaves Ellery with dreams of Hollywood. She works her way up from a strip club, a phone sex operation, a pornography website, and a small town playhouse to a gig in the movies. Soon she's a bona fide box office sensation.

Eventually, Phyllis sets her sights on the ultimate goal -- presidency of the United States. By now, after completely falling apart upon Phyllis's departure, Ellery has pulled himself together and is back with Phyllis to steer her along her course, or so he thinks. It's no surprise when Phyllis wins the election, but it's too late when Ellery begins to wonder if this time she's gone too far.

Adventures of the Artificial Woman is another scathingly hilarious and sinister novel from Thomas Berger, this time about a beautiful creation gone completely haywire.


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Prolific novelist Berger (The Feud, Little Big Man) updates the Pygmalion myth with this witty, dark comedy: instead of a lovely Galatea, the protagonist's manufactured dream girl becomes a Frankenstein's monster through her ambition. Ellery Pierce, a twice-divorced animatronics technician, can't find a woman devoid of sarcasm and opinion, so he builds a companion from synthetic skin, batteries and bolts. But Phyllis, his near-perfect female replica, learns quickly and, absorbing the mass media ideal for beautiful young women, runs off to pursue a career in show business. Rising quickly above a stint as a stripper, a phone sex operator and a smalltown actress, Phyllis evolves into a cinema superstar. But when the action movieâ€"going public tires of Phyllis, and the depressed Ellery comes back into her life, she sets her sights on international fame through another venue: the presidency of the United States. With her alternately colloquial and overly formal diction, and her too-faithful adherence to society's ideals, Phyllis makes for an amusing critique of contemporary American society. In his 23rd novel, Berger skewers modern foibles from reality and daytime television to the cult of celebrity and presidents with voracious sexual appetites. But the brilliance of Berger's critique is in its levity, and his fanciful plot will keep readers laughing throughout. With few weaknesses, such as the unexplained existence of other robots, this book is the literary equivalent of cotton candy: not filling but fun to digest.
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In his twenty-third novel, Berger (Little Big Man, 1964) crafts a satirical look at the American pursuit of perfection. Technician Ellery Pierce, unable to sustain a long-lasting relationship, puts his skills to use building a robot to be his perfect wife. However, Phyllis quickly outruns Ellery's limited ambitions, taking all of a day to become a gourmet cook. She leaves him for a job as a phone sex operator, where her literal-mindedness is her undoing. She then lands a starring role in a nude version of Macbeth, which launches her career in mainstream action films. Meanwhile, Ellery, bereft at her desertion, tracks her down, and the two engineer a plan for her to run for the White House. Berger is technically adept here and quite amusing, even scathing, in spots, about the hypocrisy of male-female relations and Hollywood avarice, but his story is overly familiar, echoing the plot of The Stepford Wives and both the real life and the film roles of Arnold Schwarzenegger. A hit-and-miss affair, but Berger's name will draw some interest. Joanne Wilkinson
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 208 pages
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster; 1ST edition (April 27, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0743257405
  • ISBN-13: 978-0743257404
  • Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 6.2 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,037,167 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing, July 13, 2006
The initial premise for the book is great - a man cannot find the perfect woman, so he creates an artifical woman to meet his standards of perfection, and he falls in love with her. This could have been a brilliant novel about a man's unrealistic expectations of women, about gender roles, about what (if anything) really separates humans from machines, about creators and the created... but instead, it ends up being a rather tedious and pointless story.
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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Another Classic from America's Finest Writer, May 13, 2004
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This review is from: Adventures of the Artificial Woman: A Novel (Hardcover)
Having read each of Mr. Berger's 22 previous novels at least once, I now feel compelled to write a few lines of loving praise for this, his 23rd. From opening sentence to extraordinary final line, ADVENTURES OF THE ARTIFICIAL WOMAN is a wonderful read. Mr. Berger's wit and sense of irony are as sharp as ever, his ear for language dead on.

It would be a mistake, however, to read ADVENTURES as just a social/ political satire. Berger's work has never been concerned with melioration, and ADVENTURES is no different. It is instead a riotous meditation on the nature of power and creation. Berger's insightful observations and storytelling are captivating, and I had to laugh to keep from crying.

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars The Girl's Gotta Have It -- Thomas Berger Style, May 11, 2004
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Thomas Berger's latest novel features a man, the female robot he builds, and some of the best satire written in recent days. I am not going to mention anything about the plot since knowing little (as I did when I read the book) is the best way to approach this novel. Suffice it to say that the plot floats along with the logic of a fable and you will find yourself laughing out loud often.

I am also not going to speak of Berger's prose style. I did when I reviewed Best Friends last year (as does most anyone who reviews his work). His style remains a marvel of precision and grace. 'Nuf said.

I will say that this novel is a beautiful, sharp, and poignant satire. This is not a mean book. Berger's use of satire illuminates the often paradoxical nature of being human without ever stooping to ridicule or encouraging readers to feel superior to the characters. Berger celebrates humanity, while at the same time shaking his head in disbelief and wonder. He raises questions you can think and argue about for months, but never breaks a sweat or makes you feel "lectured at."

I recommend this book even more highly than Best Friends which I thought was terrific. Berger accomplishes in fewer than 200 pages what other writers cannot begin to do in 500 or more.

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Never having found a real woman with whom he could sustain a more than temporary connection, Ellery Pierce, a technician at a firm that made animatronic creatures for movie studios and theme parks, decided to fabricate one from scratch. Read the first page
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Secret Service, William Shakespeare, First Lady, Tyler Hallstrom, Joe Sloan, President Sloan, Lady Macbeth, Howell Fairchild, White House, Amber Sloan, Governor Ransome, Chief Executive, Ellery Pierce, Phyllis Pierce, President of the United States, Scottish Play, Doug Bigelow, The Lady of the Camellias, Cliff Pulsifer, Election Day, Hasbeen House, Howard Kidd, Jane Wilhelm, Scene Two, Supreme Court
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