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After Dark

FabioAudio CD
3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)


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  • Audio CD (June 22, 1993)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Scotti Bros.
  • ASIN: B000000U79
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (23 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #275,531 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

1. About Romance
2. Suddenly - Billy Ocean
3. On Inner Beauty
4. Tender Love - The Force MDs
5. On Films
6. Reservations For Two - Dionne Warwick and Kashif
7. On Tropical Islands
8. Can't Wait Another Minute - Hi-Five
9. When Somebody Loves Somebody
10. On Humor
11. Let's Put It All Together - The Stylistics
12. On Surprises
13. Maldive Sunset - N/A
14. On Slow Dancing
15. Songbird - N/A
16. I Like You, You Like Me - Barry White
17. Ciao

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42 of 43 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Oh God please make it stop April 8, 2003
Format:Audio CD
You will laugh until you cry.
Fabio (yes, *THAT* Fabio) stumbles through breathy soliloquies on romance, over an über-schmaltzy soft-porn beat that does not change throughout the entire CD. As if you hadn't guessed, his musings delve deep into the uncharted realms of corniness. No, seriously. However corny you're imagining it to be right now, think cornier. Nope, cornier than that. Nope, keep going. Now you're getting close.
Fabio's vision of romance sounds like the, uh, shower fantasies of the naïve, overweight girl in high school that everyone threw food at in the cafeteria. Am I cruel for laughing at this? I hope not, because how can you NOT laugh at something like this excerpt from "Fabio on Films":
(don't forget the accent and the generic porn music, and the fact that Fabio takes a full minute and a half to luxuriously hamfist his way through these four sentences):
"I lahk to take a special lady to de cinema, where we can hold hands in the dark, and whisper very quietly about what we see. I wonder, would she kiss me like that? Will I always be the hero of her life? I wish there were more romantic films, because romantic films can lead to beautiful adventures ahfter we leef de theatre."
It's all such a ghastly car-accident of an album that it transcends into genius. It would make a great ironic gift for someone who appreciates that sort of thing.
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars I hear a solo, and I theenk of a duet. December 7, 2001
Format:Audio CD
This is positively the WORST record ever produced. The album hovers between soft-core porn and, well, let's just say I would try to stay out of the, um, "photo spread" in the booklet. It is probably the world's greatest mix-tape record, when used to horrify and bewilder your unfortunate subject. I myself like to play it at parties, where it is the source of much amusement to all attendees. Remember when Fabio got hit in the face with a bird on the rollercoaster? After suffering through this record, you will want to be the next in line. Instant classic.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars i can't belive it's butter February 29, 2000
Format:Audio Cassette
if ever there were signs that the world was coming to an end, this is it. how bad can a record get? Fabio doesn't sing (so it could be worse), but he does heave in a heavy voice that sounds like he's making obscene phone calls. Romance? Play this record for a girl and she will bolt for the door. Fabio is good as a model for the cover of romance books, yet he is no singer. Now Will Shatner...there's a talent.
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10 of 12 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Ol I wont too doo is totcher November 20, 2001
Format:Audio CD
I wont to hisser for a lung lung lung tyme. This guy is amazing.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Unintentional Comedy March 6, 2003
Format:Audio CD
This has to be one of the funniest CDs I have ever heard. The best part is that Fabio and his handlers have produced this with a completely straight face.
It's Fabio saying silly things about romance on top of early-80's drum machine sounds. There are literally TWO music tracks used over and over for all the Fabio skits.
"Sometimes, there is no place I'd rather be than on a tropical island."
"I like to take my special lady to the cinema...I wonder, will I always be the hero of her dreams?"
Great for parties. Skip the music, play the commentaries.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Ooo Ah January 5, 2012
Format:Audio CD|Verified Purchase
Funny cd. I really get a kick out of this when I'm having a down day. I bought this to make copies for every white elephant gift party that I'll attend for the rest of my life.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I WOULD DIE 4 U FABIO November 1, 2008
Format:Audio CD
Thank God you were here Fabio! I could have had this CD many many years ago, but I thank God that I found you when I was at my most lonely and desperate!

I have put each and every one of your brilliant masterpieces on my ipod. When I am having a rough day at work, I take it into the bathroom, go into a stall, and whisper very gently to myself along with the words. I know EVERY WORD YOU SAY. Most people at work don't talk to me now and tend to walk the other direction if I get too close to them or try to talk to them. But it doesn't matter! I don't care, as long as I have, as you would say, your Lawf.

When I saw that piegon fly into your face, and your nose explode like Gallagher malloting a watermelon, I wanted to be your Florence Nightingale and nurse you back to health slowly. O, Fabio! Even your now deviated septum fills me deeply with desire.

After Dark is the single greatest masterpiece on Earth. To be honest, I con't believe iss not botter either! Oh Fabio, hero of my life, I am waiting for you with my bikini and my toothbrush!
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7 of 10 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Is strange how I feel! March 15, 2005
Format:Audio CD
Buon giorno! I'm Johnny. And I'm reviewing this CD. I want to share with you my feelings about this CD. A CD for desperate women. When I hear this CD, I laugh at how stupid it is. The music is very cheesy. When I play this CD, I get bored to tears. This CD is so bad, I cannot put my feelings into words. I listen to it so low that I can't hear it. When it's dark, turn off the music. Put out the candles. There is no time for this. A nightmare that Fabio made come true.

But seriously, folks, the song here by the Stylistics is actually good. And there are a few other songs that aren't too unbearable. But you have to put up with Fabio talking about romance throughout this CD. Who wants romantic advice from an Italian girly man? As if that wasn't enough, there is actually one song here by Fabio. It's called "When Somebody Loves Somebody". Fabio speaks most of the lyrics, rather than singing, the only part he actually sings is the "when somebody loves somebody" part. Lord, is that bad! The people that made this CD were real cheapskates, too. The Kenny G instrumental hit "Songbird" is here, but it's not the Kenny G version. They recorded their own soundalike version of the tune, so they could save money. I think that is all I have to say about this album.

Ciao, bellissima!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Life Changing
This Album has brought great joy to my friends and myself. If you are looking for an album that will bring hours of belly laughs and never ending quotes...then look no further.
Published on February 11, 2011 by Krista Alvarez
5.0 out of 5 stars So awful it's brilliant!
"I weesh there were more romantic feelms."

hahahaha. I bought this as a Christmas present for my boyfriend because it's the type of crazy, perfect thing we would get... Read more
Published on June 15, 2010 by Lisa Frasse
5.0 out of 5 stars A Night with the Italian Stallion
"Fabio After Dark" is worth listening to today, since it is the Romance Novel Coverboy's birthday. It's a cheese classic of the muscular Italian's intonations on romance,... Read more
Published on March 15, 2010 by Amaranth
5.0 out of 5 stars 5 Star laff-a-thon to play at your next slumber party
Great entertainment value.
Invite your girlfriends over for a Martini fest and laugh your @zzes off.

By the way ladies...... Read more
Published on November 16, 2009 by GW™
5.0 out of 5 stars Best CD ever, for a lonely single female friend!!
This CD is great for your single female friends that complain about their dating life. This will make them appreciate what they don't have. Read more
Published on January 1, 2008 by JenniferPT
5.0 out of 5 stars Fabbbbulous!!!
Fabio makes the most seductive music in the world! He is the Master of Seduction!

The cover featuring his chiseled shirtlessness makes me happy to be a woman! Read more
Published on May 26, 2006 by SouthernGal
5.0 out of 5 stars A toothbrush, a plane ticket, and your Bikini
That is all you will need, according to Fabio, when he whisks you away to some island somewhere where it is sunny and beach-y. Read more
Published on January 7, 2006 by James Beverly Slade
5.0 out of 5 stars Fabio is the greatest!!!!
Fabio, where for art thou Fabio. How I love your musical creations, many a time have I played your CD when my sister has left for the grocers, only then can I truly appreciate the... Read more
Published on September 20, 2005 by Agnes Mayhippenworth
4.0 out of 5 stars the voice of an angel
This is the best cd by a male model since Truman Capote's nobel prize - winning album, 'Merciful heavens, my glasses fell off. Read more
Published on February 3, 2004 by Anthony Goodman
1.0 out of 5 stars Dear lord this is horrid.
This CD is amazing.
If Only Fabio had come into my life at an earlier time, My marriage might have been saved, and I might spend countless lonely nights while my husband shot... Read more
Published on August 24, 2003 by Kate Gryn
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