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Doing for awkward teens what the
Spy Kids movies did for grade-schoolers,
Agent Cody Banks is a wish-fulfillment adventure for James Bond wannabes who are still too young to shave. Just in time for puberty's curtain call,
Malcolm in the Middle's Frankie Muniz stars in the title role as a 15-year-old recruit to the CIA's youth-agent program, who gets what millions of men desire: a face full of Angie Harmon's cleavage. (It's just for laughs; the sexy
Law & Order alumnus plays Cody's CIA handler, but you've got to admit this Bond Girl with a boy thing is a bit perverse.) Otherwise, the movie's a low-rent Bond clone from the director of
One Night at McCool's, with a pair of twisted villains (Ian McShane, Arnold Vosloo) threatening to unleash stolen "Nanobot" technology that can ruin everyone's day. It's
barely fun enough to be worthwhile, but the best gag (at 007's expense) is buried in the soundtrack, when a CIA receptionist announces, "Will the owner of a silver Aston Martin please report to security... you are parked in a handicapped zone." So much for respecting your elders!
--Jeff Shannon
M.G.M.'s new franchise (a sequel is already in the works) is more "Inspector Gadget" than "Spy Kids," but it's a sweet time just the same. Frankie Muniz (Malcolm of "Malcolm in the Middle") is adorable as the shy teen-age secret agent who woos a girl (Hilary Duff) while saving the world from an army of killer nanobots. The director Harald Zwart's spry direction and a set design straight out of the Sharper Image catalogue give the film a cheery tone, and seeing actual teen-age actors playing teen-agers is refreshing. -Bruce Diones
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