Alice in Blunderland [Paperback]

John Kendrick Bangs (Author)

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Publication Date: August 17, 2009

Purchase of this book includes free trial access to www.million-books.com where you can read more than a million books for free. This is an OCR edition with typos. Excerpt from book: CHAPTER III THE AROMATIC GAS PLANT AFTER the little party had descended from the marvellous trolley, concerning which the March Hare observed, most properly, that under private ownership nothing so safe and sane would ever have been thought of, they walked along a beautiful highway, bordered with rosebushes, oleanders and geraniums, until they came to a lovely little park at the entrance to which was a huge sign announcing that within was THE BLUNDERLAND GAS PLANT. To tell the truth Alice had not cared particularly to visit the Gas Works, because she had once been driven through what was known at home as the Gas- House district on her way to the ferry, and her recollections of it were not altogether pleasant. As she recalled it it was in a rather squalid neighbourhood, and the odours emanating from it were not pleasing to what she called her ' 'oil- factories." But here in Blunderland all was different. Instead of the huge ugly retorts rising up out of the ground, surrounded by a quality of air that one could not breathe with comfort, was as beautiful a garden as anyone could wish to wander through, and at its centre there stood a retort, but not one that looked like a great iron skull cap painted red. On the contrary the Municipally Owned retort had architecturally all the classic beauty of a Carnegie Library. "We call it the Retort Courteous," said the Hatter pridefully as he gazed at the structure, and smiled happily as he noted Alice's very evident admiration for it. " You see, in urban affairs, as a mere matter of fitness, we believe in cultivating urbanity, my child, and inconsequence everything we do is conceived in a spirit of courtesy. The gas- houses under private ownership have not been what you would call polite. They were almost invariably heavy, rud...

Product Details

• Paperback: 48 pages
• Publisher: General Books LLC (August 17, 2009)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0217771270
• ISBN-13: 978-0217771276
• Product Dimensions: 9 x 6 x 0.1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 3 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Funny and timely, August 30, 2010

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This review is from: Alice in Blunderland (Kindle Edition)

Hard to believe that a satire written in 1906 could still be funny and be just as pertinent as it was then, but it is. Not much has dated, and few of the jokes have dated out of recognition. And as a satire of government overreach it is a pin to prick the balloon of our overreaching government now.