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Alien Blue [Kindle Edition]

DeAnna Knippling
3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)

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Bill Trout didn’t set out to get involved with aliens. He just wanted to run his damned brewery and heal up from being abandoned by his ex-wife. But that ain’t the way things worked out, and now he has some bodies to bury, an alien kid who’s wanted for murder—mass murder—to hide, and a planet to save. But Bill won't go down easy.

Fortunately, the aliens, who are a blue ooze that takes over your body and are real hard to kill, have no tolerance for alcohol. So now Bill has a new beer on tap: Alien Blue.

He just has to be careful who he serves it to.


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About the Author

Every summer as kids, we would host one group of cousins or another and jump off hay bales, create mazes by crawling the patterns through the tall grass, and steal green apples out of the garden. We also branded calves, killed chickens, and stole steak knives to threaten skunks with. But that’s growing up on a farm for you. Now I write fantasy, science fiction, and horror—and most of it comes from the worlds that I created as a farm kid, one way or another. Find me at: www.deannaknippling.com

Product Details

  • File Size: 1398 KB
  • Print Length: 362 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 1475005792
  • Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited
  • Publisher: Wonderland Press (February 20, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B007BICIRC
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • X-Ray: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #558,817 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
Format:Kindle Edition
For all you SF-beer aficionados, this is your wet dream (I didn't tell you to spill the beer). The setting in a small New Mexico town, close enough to Roswell to get lost tourist, is the perfect setting for conspiracy buffs looking for proof of the advanced alien scouting party. Come for the beer, stay for the invasion. Seriously, (slightly that is) this is a fun read for all those looking to learn of aliens, well-crafted boutique ale, and the mystery of why so many tourist seem to disappear in the backwoods of New Mexico. I heartily recommend this for those of you looking for something really new.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Rapid-Fire Science Fiction Farce Soaked in Suds March 6, 2012
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Science fiction, like all genres, has developed a number of sub-genres, and one of them is a humorous, farcical brand represented by books such as the Hitchhiker series by Douglas Adams, and the Callahan's Crosstime Saloon offerings by Spider Robinson. This same sub-genre is popular in sci-fi movies, too; notably flicks such as Men In Black, Mars Attacks, and more obscure films, such as The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai.

It's science fiction only in the sense that it features weird and exotic intergalactic aliens as props for gags and creating situation comedy, dark comedy or melodrama. Another feature of the genre is that characters confronting the aliens tend to be down-to-earth, small-town folksy types -- bartenders, mail men, nurses, cops, farmers - and they all favor swilling a lot of alcohol, which in turn inclines them to be cheerful, witty and bristling with funny quips, puns, lightning-fast repartee and pithy observations.

But there is almost another sub-sub-genre of these humorous brands of science fiction involving bars. The Hitchhiker books start off in a pub, but also features another kind of bar, The Restaurant at the Edge of the Universe. There's Callahan's, of course, but we can find any number of other science fiction tales centered around bars, such as Tales from Gavagan's Bar by L. Sprague de Camp and Fletcher Pratt; the anthology, After Hours: Tales from the Ur-Bar and quite a few more. (Even Edgar Allan Poe as a bar story with a speculative edge!)

ALIEN BLUE is solidly of this realm, and those readers who enjoy these kind of works will certainly enjoy this novel by DEANNA KNIPPLING.It is competently written, and is at least as clever, and speeds along as quickly as anything by Adams or Robinson.

As for me, I'm not a fan of this brand of science fiction. I know, I know, I'm not with the in crowd on this one. I'm probably the only person I know who did not like the Hitchhiker books, and I especially did not like the Callahan stories by Robinson. I found them tedious in the extreme.

Part of what bugs me is this mythos of happy, cheerful, clever, witty people who are lubricated by alcohol as a persistent theme in literature and film. Think of the bums in John Steinbeck's 1945 novel Cannery Row, or the gang in the bar of the TV show Cheers. Then there's the booze-soaked Arthur character of film, or how about the delightful sot, Elwood Dowd, and his giant invisible rabbit friend, Harvey? The more they all drink, the more cheerful, witty, clever and delightful they become. But in real life, we know that the more people drink, the more obnoxious, dull, depressive, angry, crude, dumb or even violent they become.

Yet, novelists, playwrights and film producers can't resist this "delightful drunks" motif, and so we get a steady stream of this kind of thing. (Hey, I'm no teetotaler myself - even my dad was the owner of a Minnesota small-town bar, "Mike's Tavern."). But one could argue that it's just not all that much of an original concept for literature - on the other hand, one might just as fairly say that this is a popular model for a particular sub-genre. It depends on how you look at it.

As for Alien Blue, an unkind reviewer might say the book lacks originality in ways additional to the pervasive delightful drunk syndrome- the author professes herself an ardent fan of Spider Robinson (of Callahan's Saloon fame) and Kurt Vonnegut. That she names her viewpoint character "Bill Trout" (who, incidentally, is from a small town in Minnesota like me) is certainly an homage to Vonnegut's character, Kilgore Trout. However, the author should not be overly surprised, then, if other readers suggest her work is just a tad too derivative of the likes of Vonnegut and Robinson - but more so Robinson, in this case.

It's not that I dislike science fiction humor. It's just that I like mine bitter and black, like my coffee. Vonnegut's "Breakfast of Champions" and "Sirens of Titan" are two of the funniest books of all time - but, significantly, these works defy genre and are highly original. And Jack Vance's "The Eyes of the Overworld" and its sequel, "Cugal's Saga" are so sublime (and so funny) as to be completely without peer - they're masterpieces.

I mention these because I think Knippling is an author capable of writing a masterpiece - I'm not kidding, she's really that good at rustling words. She's proven she can skillfully write within sub-genres of genre novels (she's also the author of a ZOMBIE BOOK) - and other works -- and, well, I'm waiting to see if she can produce a work of complete originality.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Aliens and Beer March 9, 2012
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Alien Blue is definitely a different story than I am used to reading. I read very little sci-fi and this one has all the makings of science fiction. I did laugh quite a bit in the beginning. Bill, the owner of the bar, had quite a few good one liners. In the beginning. However, as the story progressed he didn't seem as funny any more.

There were quite a few characters to keep track of. I found it difficult to keep Mel and Mimi straight. They were completely different (Mimi was a teenager and Mel was a secretary) but for me their lines blurred a lot. And once disaster strikes I found it even more troublesome keeping everyone straight.

The storyline which entailed turning blue alien goo into beer was a really unique idea. And through to 70% of the novel I was really enjoying it. I did find it to be quite convoluted in the end and I'm not really sure I'll read part two.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
2.0 out of 5 stars Suggested buy
I was suggested to buy this book.. I struggled through reading it and found it uninteresting. It wasn't the best short story I've ever read.
Published 10 days ago by nerida
5.0 out of 5 stars Free
It's hard to complain about a book I got for free. This one is a great read and very interesting. I recommend it.
Published 3 months ago by Alexandra Romanov
3.0 out of 5 stars It was ok
I do enjoy some sci fi stories and movies. I favor the likes of H.G. Wells in the sci fi department. This one is completely different from the genre that I like. Read more
Published 6 months ago by road warrior
4.0 out of 5 stars Risky approach paid off
This is a bit different for me as I don't usually read comedy SF. Because I like just a couple of examples in the genre, and some of the tropes annoy me, I really didn't expect to... Read more
Published 9 months ago by SpecFabFic
2.0 out of 5 stars Too Long
Cute premise, but it dragged on too long! I thought it could have ended much sooner but it didn't. I did enjoy it for awhile.
Published 9 months ago by bobrw
2.0 out of 5 stars Confusion
I liked the initial premise, and even though I was a little confused I kept thinking it would all be explained. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Domino
3.0 out of 5 stars Labatt... no Alien.
Into a small Nevada town comes an alien (inside a human surrogate). Anam is being hunted for presumed crimes against his own kind. Read more
Published 12 months ago by M. DeKalb
2.0 out of 5 stars Long and confusing
I have to say, the description of the book is very misleading. I expected a funny alien invasion story with an inventive twist, that they can be defeated by alcohol. Read more
Published 12 months ago by myrtleturtle
5.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining Read!
Clever use of banter, character development and interaction in a really good story. I'm looking forward to the next installment and more of these characters!
Published 12 months ago by Sara Smiles
3.0 out of 5 stars Blue used to be my favourite colour
If you're driving through the southwest and see a sign for Haley, just press on the accelerator a little harder and get that place in your rear view mirror. Read more
Published 12 months ago by Anthony McFadden
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More About the Author

Every summer as kids, we would host one group of cousins or another and jump off hay bales, create mazes by crawling the patterns through the tall grass, and steal green apples out of the garden. We also branded calves, killed chickens, and stole steak knives to threaten skunks with. But that's growing up on a farm for you.

Now I write fantasy, science fiction, and horror--and most of it comes from the worlds that I created as a farm kid, one way or another.

My first novel, Choose Your Doom: Zombie Apocalypse, lets you choose how you're going to fight a zombie invasion. Warning: you die. Sometimes, you turn into a zombie and then you die. But can you save the world before you kick the bucket? See any major bookstore in order to buy a copy.

"This is how I like my zombies: fast and funny. Choose this book, and you won't be choosing your doom. You'll be choosing hours of gooey, gory hilarity."
- Steve Hockensmith, New York Times best-selling author of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Dawn of the Dreadfuls


Website and blog: www.deannaknippling.com.

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