32 of 34 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Don't Order This Version!, May 19, 2004
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This review is from: Alien Files (DVD)
Don't make my mistake of ordering this version. The cover does not say whether it's R-rated or unrated, but it must have been heavily edited to take out all the good parts. I saw nothing but the back of the girls or quick, fuzzy glimpses of the front. Very frustrating & non-erotic. No comparison whatsoever to Femalien, Virtual Encounters, or Lolida 2000. Why would Amazon or MTI studio even want to sell this version thru internet is beyond me since it only hurts the sale & marketing of the unrated version. In any case, I'm glad I only paid $9.99 for it, but plan to ship it back to Amazon & ask for replacement in the unrated version. (By the way, the plots are silly & the acting is mechanical, but that's not what I'm complaining about.)
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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Really good softcore, X-Files parody., May 10, 2004
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This review is from: Alien Files (DVD)
Alien Files is a fun, sex filled, softcore parody of the X-Files television series and movies like Species. It's the way the stories for all softcore should be done, because basically, it's just an entertaining vehicle for an almost non-stop parade of sex scenes and hot looking women taking of their clothes and pleasuring themselves.
A spaceship finds an unknown fungus while on a mission. The fungus is actually an alien life form in a dormant state. It infects a female member of the spaceship's crew. The alien subsists on human sexual pleasure, so it makes the female get really horny. She tears off all her clothes, smears alien fungus goo all over her body and brings herself to orgasm. The alien creates a duplicate of her body, where it runs wild on the ship, having sex with the rest of the crew and taking the form of a couple of the other female crew members along the way. When the spaceship lands back on earth, the alien escapes and two FBI agents must track it down for the rest of the movie. During all this, the alien has sex and changes female form several more times.
There are twelve sex scenes. Three are girl solo, one is girl/girl, and eight are boy/girl. However, a couple of those are pretty short and the girls keep their clothes on during the lesbian scene. The rest of the sex scenes are all good though. All the women are beautiful, with A list stars like Kira Reed, Blake Pickett, Kim Yates, and Gabriella Hall. The sounds of the actors/actresses are all audible over the music.
This is easy to recommend.
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Great sci-fi softcore porn!, February 10, 2002
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This review is from: Alien Files (DVD)
Alien Files is a very, very sexy little flick. In the tradition of Lifeforce, Breeders, and Species it's basically got lots of nude women who sexually attack men. There's lots of sex in it, and for once, none of it is drowned out by the annoying background music. Most of the women in this one are really hot. The main exceptions are Kira Reed (she's okay-looking, but hardly supersexy, and she does get in a hot scene set in a kitchen) and Kim Yates. The best are Blake Pickett, Lauren Hays, and the single best scene must be when Delphine Pacific pleasures herself on a bed! Alien Files is one of the best softcore flicks I've ever seen and it's got about as much nudity as all those aforementioned movies combined!
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