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Alien Files

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Don't make my mistake of ordering this version. The cover does not say whether it's R-rated or unrated, but it must have been heavily edited to take out all the good parts. I saw nothing but the back of the girls or quick, fuzzy glimpses of the front. Very frustrating & non-erotic. No comparison whatsoever to Femalien, Virtual Encounters, or Lolida 2000. Why would Amazon or MTI studio even want to sell this version thru internet is beyond me since it only hurts the sale & marketing of the unrated version. In any case, I'm glad I only paid $9.99 for it, but plan to ship it back to Amazon & ask for replacement in the unrated version. (By the way, the plots are silly & the acting is mechanical, but that's not what I'm complaining about.)

Alien Files is a fun, sex filled, softcore parody of the X-Files television series and movies like Species. It's the way the stories for all softcore should be done, because basically, it's just an entertaining vehicle for an almost non-stop parade of sex scenes and hot looking women taking of their clothes and pleasuring themselves.

A spaceship finds an unknown fungus while on a mission. The fungus is actually an alien life form in a dormant state. It infects a female member of the spaceship's crew. The alien subsists on human sexual pleasure, so it makes the female get really horny. She tears off all her clothes, smears alien fungus goo all over her body and brings herself to orgasm. The alien creates a duplicate of her body, where it runs wild on the ship, having sex with the rest of the crew and taking the form of a couple of the other female crew members along the way. When the spaceship lands back on earth, the alien escapes and two FBI agents must track it down for the rest of the movie. During all this, the alien has sex and changes female form several more times.

There are twelve sex scenes. Three are girl solo, one is girl/girl, and eight are boy/girl. However, a couple of those are pretty short and the girls keep their clothes on during the lesbian scene. The rest of the sex scenes are all good though. All the women are beautiful, with A list stars like Kira Reed, Blake Pickett, Kim Yates, and Gabriella Hall. The sounds of the actors/actresses are all audible over the music.

This is easy to recommend.

Alien Files is a very, very sexy little flick. In the tradition of Lifeforce, Breeders, and Species it's basically got lots of nude women who sexually attack men. There's lots of sex in it, and for once, none of it is drowned out by the annoying background music. Most of the women in this one are really hot. The main exceptions are Kira Reed (she's okay-looking, but hardly supersexy, and she does get in a hot scene set in a kitchen) and Kim Yates. The best are Blake Pickett, Lauren Hays, and the single best scene must be when Delphine Pacific pleasures herself on a bed! Alien Files is one of the best softcore flicks I've ever seen and it's got about as much nudity as all those aforementioned movies combined!

The premise of Alien Files (Hot girls being exposed to an alien fungus that produces nymphomaniacal clones of them who infect other hot girls) is hokey, but that's ok because the plot is not exclusively what makes this movie good. There are numerous hot babes in this film that unabashedly and eagerly get naked, making the silly plot superfluous--but because of this the film is comical. All of these girls could be in the pages of Penthouse magazine and must all have at least 35D breasts: There's a hot blonde, brunette, auburn, and an asian, and all of them partake in different scenarios of seduction when they are exposed to the alien fungus. The funniest scene is when an uptight and square coke-bottle-lensed bespectacled asian girl playing the doctor on the spaceship is exposed to the fungus and lets down her hair and becomes a sex maniac who reveals her hot hardbody. It's interesting that she isn't wearing a bra or underwear beneath her otherwise nerdy attire, perhaps revealing that beneath the virginal exterior a vixen has been waiting to burst out.

During the opening credits one realizes that "Alien Files" is not really the title of this film. The real title has been edited over (I don't know if they were in conflict with a certain television series or a series of books from England). Two FBI agents have been brought in when a space mission returns from a tragic journey.

The astronauts encountered some space fungus and then were seduced by a shapechanging alien. Only one of the crew has managed to escape. But soon the agents find themselves chasing the alien across the country. They also learn a shocking secret about an earlier space mission.

Lots of sex fills out this erotic parody of a popular show. The story is good enough to stand separately from the sex and that is unusual. There si even mention of a coming sequel so if you like this one you might be able to see more. If you like erotic films with a good story backing it up you will probably like this one.

It's not Citizen Kane, but I'm sure you know that going in. That aside, Alien Files is enjoyable and highly erotic, featuring numerous lesbian scenes, love scenes, and lots of attractive women writhing and convulsing in ecstasy.
The plot concerns an sexually charged alien virus that clones every woman it infects. The clone seduces and makes love to as many people as it can, while the original girl, telepathically linked to the clone, spends most of her time squirming around and moaning. Its silly, but its all just an excuse to see a bunch of sex scenes intercut with the same actress, alone in a room somewhere, flopping and writhing around on the floor, half naked. And there alot of them. In fact, every actress in this movie has to perform some sort of gratuitous writhing act. Auditions must have been interesting.
All of this occurs in the unrated version. The r-rated version was butchered heavily, much of the sex, and just about all of the writhing gone.

OK, so it's NOT "Lord of the Rings". The acting is good, the people interesting, the naked bodies good to look upon, and everybody involved in the film seems to be having fun. I got exactly what I expected: a decent story, decently acted, and some utterly gorgeous undraped female eye candy, all of whom actually did some acting.

This one was a good hearted parody of the "X-files", and it's going into my permanent collection so when I'm in the mood for some good, well-filmed eye candy, it will be there.

Alien Files is one of my favorite softcore flicks. It's got lots of great sex scenes (the viewer below must have the seen R-rated version), lots of hot women, and a dumb but fun plot. Speaking of the hot women, the two best are Blake Pickett, who plays the blonde security guard, and Lauren Hays, the redhead in the restroom. My only complaint is that their girl/girl scene together is covered up by the stall door! Otherwise, this one's fun and very sexy.

This was an excellent movie. It was full of gratuitous sex with voluptuous vixens. Kira Reed should win the oscar for best "bent over wet look". I would like to thank the producers for abstaining from the super silcone, collagen lipped, tattoo tramps that seem to permeate the soft core scene. The film also utilized the many assets of the ladies to create a believable, yet fantastical feature. This allowed the ladies to exhibit all facets of their characters, and the audience to explore the many nuances of each scenario. Will you enjoy it? That's like you're drawers, it's up to ya. But rest assured if Kira makes a sequel, I'll be on it like a jelly doughnut.

Alien Files is fast and sexy. All the sex scenes are great, and unlike Surrender and Seduction cinema releases, the music doesn't drown out the love scenes. Cool cheesy plot, too. The redhead, Ravenelle Richardson, is hot!