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The Alien Invasion Survival Handbook: A Defense Manual for the Coming Extraterrestrial Apocalypse Paperback – May 13, 2009
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The best is how the author hides real alien facts in plain sight by disquising them as humor. Clearly he is quite experienced - and his statistical breakdown of how to detect alien intrusion from weeks up until 5 minutes before you are attacked....pristine! Bravo Mumfrey!
You have to give credit to the practicality of the book, as it can be used for multitasking defense for either the aliens who enter your house OR the burglers.
I read the whole book in 1 hour. I now feel prepared. However I do believe that he needs to add Britney Spears "Womanizer" to his list of IPod Alien Fighting Music.
Get this book you will not be disappointed!
The Alien Invasion book is one of the funniest books I have read in the last two years. Right up there with "Me Talk Pretty One Day" and "A Walk in the Woods".
Everyone asks the question.
But there are those who pursue the planning of eventualities and inevitabilities, and those who don't. Are you prepared? Or, if you are the type of person who shrinks and cowers at the prospect of meeting extra-terrestrial attack head-on, surely you have a protector.
This graphically beautiful book is an exhaustive compendium of what we know of alien invasion. It carefully winnows fact from fiction, and fortifies the intrepid with the knowledge tools to act, without hesitation, when the action is called for. Too often, encounters with aliens have turned into slapstick, or even tragedy. Say "no more!"
An excellent gift for any warrior or elder responsible for the education of young warriors.
In general I love sci-fi manuals, those "serious" ones and satirical alike, and this silly pamphlet would wish to fall in the second category, failing miserably.
I mean, I can understand that not everyone can write on a topic of fantastic nature treating it as if it was reality - as did Max Brooks in his The Zombie Survival Guide, a masterpiece of the genre - but also when one puts his mind to do it with satirical intent , it is necessary in my opinion to know what you want to achieve.
Well, this book is the most vulgar jumble of clichés and urban legends, seasoned with platitudes which do not absolutely make you laugh but most of all it does not say anything that would even remotely give a thickness to the script.
Who are the aliens? Boh!?
Where are they from? Who knows!?
What is their actual level of technology? It's anybody guess...
Why are they here and what do they want from us? Mah...!?
How do we fight them? I do not know ... indeed, no, I know this one: shooting blaring music from the 80s (in our ears, mind you, not in those of the aliens) risking deafness and getting on the nerves of the whole neighborhood, or fighting a guerrilla war Vietnam-style: hiding in tunnels and disused quarries and disseminating deadly traps throughout the territory... proceedings within easy reach of anyone, especially if you are constantly on the run chased by the terrible aliens.
The aliens, these strangers ...Read more ›
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A fun read. Author makes it so that there is a good chance that all of us have been abducted at least once. Read morePublished 7 months ago by E. E. Perry
As someone who has imagined being abducted by alien creatures all my life this is a very valuable guide. Read morePublished 9 months ago by Joseph J. Truncale
Bought this book to give to a coworker - Funny, actually written as serious!Published 9 months ago by C. Hazlitt
Are you worried about the impeding alien invasion? Do you wanted to be prepared for those little green men when they finally set foot on our planet to dominate our species? Read morePublished 12 months ago by Lance Bizzarro
I'm kinda afraid to aliens since I watched Signs in my childhood, part of it, because I didn't know anything about them. Read morePublished on January 21, 2014 by Isaac Meany
I agree with a previous reviewer who said this book would be great for teen boys, to encourage them to read. That would be a good target audience for this title. Read morePublished on August 27, 2013 by Amethyst
I love aliens and thought this was gonna be a great read. It's a good bathroom book, but not an engaging or really agreeable text. Read morePublished on June 16, 2013 by Rastacola
We know the truth is out there, and we are fortunate enough that this book is here to help us for the inevitable. Silly yet insightful, I will be ready for the ETs. Read morePublished on June 5, 2013 by Web Shopping Guy
As a connoisseur of manuals for dealing with non-existent problems I recommend this, but it never quite hits the sweet spot that Max Brooks or Roger Ma nails dead on.Published on January 6, 2013 by Amazon Customer