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Tony Ruggiero (Author)
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November 1, 2005
Do you think its easy being an alien, a satanic creature or anything else not considered part of the Homo sapiens only club? They have tough days just like humans do and their frustration is growing. Don't believe it? Well, what about Lucifer, the prince of darkness, who runs a car dealership--what about his feelings when he is faced with that impossible sale and he can't get that signature on form 666, the standard soul contract? Or maybe you wondered about how an extremely vain alien copes with having a bad hair day as he tries to alter the future of Earth? Will his cosmetic problems be our problems in other ways? Perhaps you heard about the opposite vampire who loves to give blood, hates the darkness and has a fetish for garlic-how does he get through a bad relationship? How about a DNA altered cat that has been given the personality of one of the world's most fearsome criminals? Will its human owners understand or will it be a less then purr-fect arrangement? What's the common thread do all this discontent, you ask? What is it about most stories that stay the same? It's the human! These aliens and demonic creatures are sick and tired of being the second fiddle in the story. They want what everybody wants: to be the center of attention of the stories instead of the pesky humans for a change...and now they finally get their wish. In Aliens and Satanic Creatures Wanted: Humans Need Not Apply, they finally get top billing and they exploit it as far as they can.

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"...Ruggiero's an unstoppable speculative fiction talent and wields his skills with the deftness of a reaper's rake." -- John Patrick Schmitz, The Door to Worlds Imagined Ezine

"There's a stark honesty in Tony's work that could be considered more terrifying than any alien or demon." -- Tee Morris, co-author of MOREVI: The Chronicles of Rafe and Askana --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 300 pages
  • Publisher: Hard Shell Word Factory (November 1, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0759935351
  • ISBN-13: 978-0759935358
  • Product Dimensions: 5 x 8 x 0.7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #10,006,734 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Tony Ruggiero retired from the United States Navy in 2001 after twenty-three years of service. While continuing to write, Tony teaches at Old Dominion University in Norfolk, Virginia. His published novels include:

Operation Immortal Servitude: Book I of the Declassified Files of the Team of Darkness: The US military has developed a new weapon to be added to its arsenal--the creatures known as vampires. Tony uses his Naval experience to write this dark fantasy thriller about a group of vampires that are discovered in Kosovo, captured and brought back to the United States to be used by the Navy SEALs as an elite hit squad. Ground breaking and fast paced, the novel is a characteristic mixture of the vampire lore of Anne Rice and the clandestine secrets of the military found in Tom Clancy novels.

Operation Save the Innocent: Book II of the Declassified files of the Team of Darkness: General Stone, the commander of the Special Operations forces is murdered. His assassin is a vampire who has been controlled and used by a U.S. secret government organization to murder selected targets since her arrival in the United States over sixty years ago. Meanwhile, the vampires from the Team of Darkness operation discover the existence of two young vampire girls being held captive in their own former prison and set out to free them while eluding both the military and the Agency.

Operation Face the Fear: Book III of the Declassified Files of the Team of Darkness: As John Reese attempts to find the missing vampire girls, he uncovers information that leads him to join forces the remaining vampires from the Team of Darkness. This collaboration will likely result in his own death if discovered by the secret government agency that seeks to use the vampires for their own idealistic goals of reshaping the world. However finding the vampires yet leads to another discovery--one very close to the heart of John Reese and makes him have to face his own fear that he has been hiding from.

Alien Deception: Something to keep in mind with the upcoming presidential election: Nothing is as it appears???nothing. Your whole life you think you understand who and what you are and then one day you learn that it is all a lie. So what do you do? You have lunch with the leading candidate for President of the United States???you and your alien friends.

Alien Revelation: The exciting conclusion to Alien Deception. Death has many meanings. For some it is an end, while for others it is a beginning. Yet, for one human/alien hybrid, it is a way to have one final chance to try and save his home, Earth, a son he has never seen, and find an enemy that just won't stay dead.


Other Works:

Aliens and Satanic Creatures Wanted: Humans Need Not Apply. A collection of short stories by Tony Ruggiero


Work in Anthologies

No Longer Dreams. Poetry: "Waiting in the Garden."

Writers for Relief. Poetry: "A Meeting with Destiny," "Buried Treasures of Life," "Celebration," "Guard Them Well," "Hello," "Is There Anyone There," "Pursuit," "The Last Visit," Up Another Step," "Wind of Life" and "Yet It Did."

Writers for Relief Volume II. Short story: "The Importance of Undergarments at Science Fiction Conventions."

Breach the Hull. Short story: "Perspective."

So It Begins. Short story: "Looking for a Good Time."


Short Stories

"Lucky Lucifer's Car Emporium"
"Electronic Bliss"
"Operator"
"Cat With A Past"
"Inhuman or Inhumane"
"Something's Cooking"
"Invasion or Subversion"
"Endangered Species"
"The Gift That Keeps on Giving"
"Reap What You Sow"
"Forgiveness"
"An A-museing Tale"
"Teacher's Pet"
"Have A Nice Flight"
"To Protect and Serve"
"Going Up?"
"Games People Play"
"Cow Song"
"Please Make Up My Mind"
"Satisfaction"
"Inoculation of a Culture"
"We Are What We Have Become"
"Differences"
"The Gift Of Christmas"
"How Blind Is Justice"
"Burning Bridges"
"Wild and Wonderful Earth"
"It's A Garden Out There"
"Pull!"
"Cerebral Recyclers"
"Normalcy Sucks"
"Just My Job"
"Antiques"
"Human Nature"
"Faith"
"The End"
"Freddy"
"Fulfillment"

The official webpage of Tony Ruggiero can be found at www.tonyruggiero.com.



 

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5.0 out of 5 stars A Must Read!, March 6, 2005
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I loved all of the stories. It's refreshing to see things from a different perspective. Each story opens the readers imagination to so many possibilitiies. There's something for everyone in the pages of this Book. I'm waiting for more.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Great Book!, October 17, 2003
With a title like this, I didn't know what to expect but I was pleasantly surprised. This book is filled with incredible stories from amuseing to somewhat of a darker side. But the best part is that they show an amazing array in talent in the genres of science fiction, fantasy and horror. Whatever your likes are, there is something in here for everyone.
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