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  • Mass Market Paperback: 384 pages
  • Publisher: HQN Books (May 1, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0373772076
  • ISBN-13: 978-0373772070
  • Product Dimensions: 6.6 x 4.1 x 1.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (17 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,406,955 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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It finally happened.

I, Evie Parish, snapped.

At an audition no less. Me, the ultimate professional. In front of several peers and a table of entertainment and marketing executives.

Bad enough I even had to audition.

I'd performed in this casino on a number of occasions throughout the years as a singer, an emcee, a dance motivator and a character actress. Not just this casino, but every casino in Atlantic City. I was known as the poor man's Tracy Ullman. I had versatility out the wazoo. A stellar reputation. A kickbutt résumé. I had more experience in entertainment than any one of the six stony-faced executives who'd insisted upon this live demonstration.

I also had sequined bras older than any of the people deciding my fate.

It wasn't their youth I resented. Okay. That's a lie. It was their inability to afford the performer their respect and attention. In between memorizing the script that I'd been handed on arrival and checking for the umpteenth time to make sure my blush and lipstick hadn't faded, I peeked out from the wings to gauge the reaction of the powers-thatbe to the actress on deck. I watched those suits yawn, mumble and fidget through five seamless auditions. The only time they showed interest was during a giggly, stilted presentation from a bigbreasted twentysomething-year-old. Granted, Britney was young, stacked and beautiful, but she was as green as the bagel I'd found this morning in the back of my fridge.

I traded a disgusted, knowing look with two friends who were also auditioning for this gig, both in their late thirties. Talented, experienced and equally ignored by the Gen-X execs. Nicole and Jayne were already slipping into day clothes and trading their heels for flats.

I should have cut my losses then and there and followed suit. I should have collected my purple fake fur coat and I Love Lucy travel tote and vacated the showroom in a dignified manner. But no. I was stubborn, desperate and, dammit, hopeful. Hopeful that they'd see something in me that they didn't see in my friends. Hopeful that talent and experience would win out.

Talk about idealistic.

When my time came I strode onstage with confidence and grace wearing a turquoise bikini top, flowered sarong, three-inch heels and a dazzling smile. I hit my mark and launched into the poorly written promotion intended to wow casino patrons. Me, Evie Parish, a mild-mannered, small-breasted, fortysomething.

Normally I excel when reciting monologues and pitches. I can sell camp like Liza Minelli. Unfortunately, I was distracted by an overly loud conversation from the vicinity of the "judges" panel. I stopped midsentence. Did I mention that instead of reading off of the page like Britney, I'd memorized the copy? But I digress. No one instructed me to continue, so I didn't. Instead, I shielded my eyes from the bright wash of the spotlight in order to pinpoint the commotion.

I'd endured a lot of humiliation in my twentyfive year career—including a crotchety patron yelling, "You suck!" three inches from my face while I was performing—but this took the cake. Instead of watching me, the executives were scanning a menu, arguing over what to order for lunch. Three of them, anyway. Another yapped on his cell phone, while the remaining two studied me with bored expressions.

For crying out loud!

Seething, I tugged at the hem of my midthigh sarong. Michael, my agent, who also happens to be my ex-husband—don't ask—had told me the theme was tropical. Show some skin, he'd said. Then again he always says that.

"Should I wait?" I asked. "Start over? Pick up where I left off?" Go tell it on the mountain? "Are you wearing bikini bottoms under that skirt?" This from the bored, clean-shaven man who looked young enough to be my!younger brother.

Certain I knew where this was leading, I shifted on my strappy heels and cocked a recently waxed, perfectly shaped eyebrow. "Yes."

"Would you mind losing the sarong?" This from the bored woman sitting next to him. At least she knew it was a sarong.

My heart pounded with fury. The last several months, months of being rejected solely on my advancing age, weighed on my shoulders like an unlucky slot machine. "Yes, I mind."

I heard a collective gasp from the wings. I knew without looking that Nicole and Jayne stood side by side, shocked by my defiance. I didn't cause scenes. I was the calm one, the logical one, the one who sucked it up and took the high road no matter how low the blow.

Up until now, that is.

Now this final injustice compelled me to raise a verbal sword in defense of belittled entertainers everywhere!

I stepped out of the spotlight, allowed my eyes to adjust to the low-lighted house and gave thanks that this was a closed audition. No casino patrons to witness this humiliating debacle. No bartenders, cocktail waitresses, dealers or slot attendants to instigate gossip. Just the six executives and two stage technicians. Oh, and seven performers, including my two closest friends. I glanced toward the left wing and sure enough, Nicole, the rabble-rouser of our clique, was giving me a thumbs-up while Jayne's horrified expression shouted, Are you mad?

"Mad as hell," I thought, my inner voice mimicking the deranged anchorman from Network, "and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

In that same instant, the woman who'd asked me to remove my sarong said, "Thank you for your time, Mrs. Parish."

Since a gigantic vaudevillian hook didn't emerge from the sidelines to yank me off stage, I stood my ground. Hands trembling, I tucked my processed blond hair behind my ears and faced the enemy. "Look, I'm auditioning for the role of an emcee, not a beach bunny." Amazingly, my tone did not betray my inner frustration. Then again, I am a damn good actress. Too bad I seemed to be the only one aware of that.

The entertainment coordinator—was she even twenty?—crossed her arms over her chest and angled her head. She didn't look happy. "As an emcee you'd be representing this property, Mrs. Parish."

She might as well have called me ma'am. I curled my French-manicured nails into my sweaty palms. "It's Ms. Parish and I realize that, but—"

"What does specialty performer mean?" This from one of the marketing dudes.

My left eye twitched. I tried to wet my lips, but anxiety had robbed me of saliva. I clasped my trembling hands and twirled my funky chrysoprase ring—a gift from Jayne—around my middle finger. She claimed that the mint-green stone would ease emotional tension and stress. I'm beginning to think she bought me a clunker. Even though I knew full well that, for the sake of my untainted reputation, I should swallow my anger, sarcasm tripped off of my fat, bone-dry tongue. "Excuse me?"

"On your résumé it says specialty performer. What, like an exotic dancer?"

They snickered, turned to one another and traded unfunny quips like the local news reporters at the end of a broadcast. What's up with that? Laughing heartily over something that wasn't clever or funny to begin with.

As I stood there, white noise roaring in my ears, I flashed back on all of the times I—and a slew of other entertainers—had lost a gig because of an unenlightened directive from a higher-up bean counter. A person with no background whatsoever in entertainment. A person who hired and fired acts based on personal taste.

I know amazing female singers who've been passed over because a casino president deemed their hips too big. One even cited a vocalist's ankles too thick. Can you imagine? Never mind that she sang her butt off. Did you even notice that the audience, your patrons, were thoroughly enjoying themselves, Mr. President? If the ankles bothered you that badly, what about suggesting she wear pants instead of a dress? Wouldn't that be a simple, creative solution? But wait, you're not creative. You're not a visionary. And neither, I concluded sadly, were the execs seated in front of me.

Heart pumping, I hopped off the stage and approached the long table, demanding everyone's attention with a shrill whistle. Career suicide, my logical self warned. Only I wasn't listening to my logical self. I was listening to the injured woman who'd endured a particularly rough year, personally and professionally. There comes a time when a person needs to speak up, to demand common courtesy, respect, no matter the cost, and for me that time was now. Why I hadn't felt this righteous urge when Michael had dumped me for another woman, I couldn't say. Maybe I'd been too stunned, too hurt to speak up. But now I was angry. Angry and insulted and really, really pissed.

I climbed up on my soapbox. If this were a TV sitcom, patriotic music would swell in the background.

"Listen up, kids. On behalf of all the other women who auditioned today, we are professionals and expect to be treated as such. Secondly, although the harem girl and French maid costumes stored in my closet might be considered exotic and although I do dance, I am not, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. Those costumes, by the way, hang right alongside my fuzzy bumblebee fat-suit and mad scientist lab coat. It's all part and parcel of being a character actress. Translation—an actress with excellent improvisational skills who can represent any given character on any given day at any given private or corporate themed party. And that's just one of my God-given talents. I also sing and dance. Hence the term specialty performer."

"Thank you, Ms. Parish. We'll be in touch." That was it? That was the payoff to my heartfelt tirade? An expressionless don't-call-us-we'll-callyou?

I nodded. "Got it."

Actually, I hadn't. It was the second time I'd been dismissed and yet there I stood, trembling with fury!and fear. Life as I'd known it was fast swirling...

More About the Author

Storytelling comes naturally to award-winning author Beth Ciotta. Dubbed "fun and sexy" by Publisher's Weekly, Beth specializes in writing Romantic Comedy with a Twist of Suspense and is published in contemporary, historical, steampunk, and paranormal romantic fiction. "I can't think of anything more fulfilling than writing stories where everyone (except the villain, of course) gets a happy ending!"

Beth lives in NJ with her husband, two zany dogs, and a crazy cat. A retired professional performer, Beth now pours her artistic passion into her writing. To learn more about her colorful life, visit her website at

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Yeah...she can do that.
Kristi Ahlers
I can't wait to read the next in the series to find out what happens!
A wonderful zany contemporary romance riddled with light suspense!
D. Merrimon Crawford

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30 of 32 people found the following review helpful By Love2Read on May 17, 2007
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Having embarrassed herself by losing her professional cool at an audition in Atlantic City, Evie desperately jumps at the next job offered to her by her manager/ex-husband. Now she's got a gig on a cruise ship, but it's not what this actress was expecting. She's playing "Sugar" a ditzy, former Vegas showgirl and the husband of wealthy novelist Arch, and she doesn't know all the rules (or any of the players) as "Sugar" and Arch play their own game of "To Catch a Thief."

Evie is an endearing character that I rooted for from page one and the book is a fun, sexy page-turner. I can't wait to read the next in the series to find out what happens!
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24 of 25 people found the following review helpful By Kristi Ahlers on May 15, 2007
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Evie Parish is sick and tired of being rejected due to her age. So what she's a little over forty. It doesn't mean she can't sing, dance, and act with the best of them. She's a darn good character actress and she needs a job! But, when she goes on her latest audition and it doesn't net her a job offer...but does allow her to step momentarily out of her safe boundary, she knows something is going to have to give. So...she goes to her ex-husband who is her manager needing to explain why she probably didn't get the job while at the same time wrangle another call from him when fate steps in the way. Someone needs a character actress to play the role of Sugar Dupont. A retired Vegas showgirl now married to a doting, rich older husband Charles Dupont. She has to set sail (no problem Dramamine will fix any issues) on a cruise ship and have fun. Yeah...she can do that.

What she isn't counting on is her "husband" is far from old and unattractive when not in costume and there is just something about him that makes her heart go crazy. Arch, who has the yummiest match the droolable body makes Evie wonder if maybe she can't mix business with pleasure. After all he's her roommate and all the PDA they're participating as Charles and Sugar is building to explosive proportions. In the end she needs to be professional, a lot is weighing on the success of this gig. What she's not sure of...but she knows it's important. After all she's not there to fall in lust. Is she?

First off I am not one to enjoy a story told in 1st person. I'm nosy and I want to know what everyone is thinking and feeling. I don't like to be left out. Ms.
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16 of 16 people found the following review helpful By Harriet Klausner #1 HALL OF FAME on May 2, 2007
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Fortyish actress Evie Parish knows she is at the breaking point of her career as she is getting fewer parts since most casting directors prefer younger women. Adding to her feeling that she is getting old is being dumped by her now former husband for a younger female.

Evie is desperate as even the few parts she was offered seem to have dried up. Knowing how low she has gone, Evie accepts a job she would not have considered just a couple of years ago. On a cruise ship, she is to assist novelist Arch Reese by pretending to be Sugar Dupont, a former ditzy Vegas showgirl who he just married. The objective is to con a con artist. However, neither the writer nor the actress expected that their performance would be real.

ALL ABOUT EVIE is a terrific contemporary romance starring two interesting protagonists. Readers will cherish the "discussions" between the actress and the author as their exchanges are humorous and often filled with double entendres whether they are themselves of in character. Beth Ciotta provides an amusing romantic suspense with the emphasis on a sea cruise romance that will continue if Evie has her way long after the ship docks.

Harriet Klausner
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30 of 33 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on May 6, 2007
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You should get this book right away. I fell in love with Evie and Arch. I found myself really rooting for her. I can't wait for book 2 of the series. I can tell Evie also has some chemistry with Milo. What a cool spin!!!! This book really made me smile. I had a great time reading it and highly recommend it to ALL romantic fiction readers!
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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful By Cathleen A. Cody on May 28, 2007
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This book had everything I like in a book, a spunky heroine who has real life flaws and endearing quirks. A mysterious, sexy hero who knows how to treat a lady--and a Scottish accent to boot, yum! And a plot that kept me entertained until the very last page.

What could be better than that? It looks like there will be another book in the series next year! Yay!

This one is staying on my keeper shelf.
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14 of 14 people found the following review helpful By Spikewriter on June 11, 2007
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The word I would use to describe Beth Ciotta's books is "charming." They're light bits of entertaining froth that entice the reader to go along with the often madcap antics. Like all really good screwball comedies, credulity is sometimes strained but never broken as the reader is invited along on the roller coaster ride.

Evie Parish has made a career working as an entertainer in the casinos of Atlantic City. Onstage, she's bright, perky and bubbly, but she's also pushing forty, which makes her over the hill as far as the casino bosses are concerned. After an...unfortunate audition, Evie's convinced her career in Atlantic City is over, which is why she jumps at a job her agent offers without bothering to check the details, except for the fact it's on a cruise ship.

Arch Reece is one of the details. Part of an agency on the trail of con artists, Arch is going undercover as "Charles Dupont" and needs an actress to play his bride, ditzy former Vegas singer Sugar Dupont. Taking on a civillian as his partner, especially one that doesn't know the full score, is a dangerous thing. The two of them form a sizzling combination as they combat growing feelings for one another as they track their mark.

Arch is suitably charming, brusque and Alpha male-ish without tumbling over the line into jerkhood (though there is clearly some jerkish behavior in his past). Evie is not as bubbly as her onstage persona, struggling to make a new life post-divorce and dealing with the fact that not matter how vibrant an image she presents, she's still too old for her chosen profession. There were some moments when I wondered if Evie's worrying about her age would get a little old, but it's part of her journey and she emerges from the other end the stronger for it. Nor is everything solved by the end of the book; this is the first volume of The Chameleon Chronicles and I think it's definitely going to be worth coming along for the ride.
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