The number one blonde jokes book, guaranteed to keep you laughing. More than 200 pages packed with hundreds of the best blonde jokes. Extra: Includes more than 150 celebrity blonde quotes. Sample jokes: There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Helloooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!" A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"
By education, I'm a computer scientist. It seems a long way from there to being a writer. How did this all happen?
More than 10 years ago, I was rather well known in the computing communities. I wrote articles which were read by many people and helped them out. I liked the writing, and wanted to do more with it.
Later I started to sell my own software products. In doing so, I had to learn how to get the software sold. If I ever wanted to get my book sold, this was an interesting experience. But it was still not exactly what I wanted to do.
Instead, in my free time, I started to work on the book "All Classic Blonde Jokes". Writing a book is a lot of work, but I enjoyed doing it. It took me about five years to get the book finished. and now, I'm proud to get it out!
