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All I Could Bare: My Life in the Strip Clubs of Gay Washington, D.C. [Paperback]

Craig Seymour
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Book Description

August 4, 2009

Now in paperback, the frank, funny, explicit, and inspiring memoir about how dancing naked in gay clubs in the nation’s capital helped a college professor discover his true self.

All I Could Bare is the story of a mild-mannered graduate student who “took the road less clothed,” a decision that would change his life forever. In the 1990s, when Washington, D.C.’s gay club scene was notoriously no-holds-barred, Craig Seymour embarked on his incredible journey, all the while trying to keep his newfound vocation a secret from his parents and maintain a relationship with his boyfriend, Seth. Along the way he met some unforgettable characters: the fifty-year-old divorced man who’s obsessed with a twenty-one-year-old dancer; the celebrated drag diva who hailed from a small town in rural Virginia; and the many straight guys who were “gay for pay.” Seymour gives readers both the highs (money, adoration, camaraderie) and the lows (an ill-fated attempt at prostitution, a humiliating porn audition). Ultimately coming clean about his secret identity, Seymour breaks through taboos and makes his way from booty-baring stripper to Ph.D.-bearing academic, taking a detour into celebrity journalism and memorably crossing paths with Janet Jackson, Mariah Carey, and Mary J. Blige along the way. Hilarious, insightful, and touching, All I Could Bare proves that sometimes the “wrong decision” can lead to the right place.


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From Publishers Weekly

If an account of one's tour of duty as a stripper and sometimes prostitute in seedy downtown Washington, D.C. gay clubs could ever be called "breezy," Seymour's achieved it. Sure to please the hedonistic gay man in (almost) all of us, Seymour is frank and entirely explicit as he chronicles his journey from diligent Masters' candidate (developing a thesis on gay strip clubs) to onstage talent working every night to make a living. Unafraid to bare it all, in person and in prose, Seymour details his brief foray into prostitution as well as the (very) personal stories of his fellow dancers. Seymour can dissemble, first pinning his stripping career on low self-esteem, but later admitting to some early success with more traditional dancing and acting; it becomes clear that the author is a bit of a narcissist, but a charming one. The last fifty pages, accounting for his subsequent work as a celebrity interviewer, are pure filler; when he sticks to the clubs, though, readers will feel they're in the hands of an expert.
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"Part sexy parable, part witty reminiscence, part informative history lesson, All I Could Bare is a captivating introspective into a world we all have pondered. Unflinchingly honest, Seymour shows that there's far more to being naked than taking off one's clothes." -- Josh Kilmer-Purcell, author of the New York Times bestseller I Am Not Myself These Days and Candy Everybody Wants

"A clever and candid look into the world of gay male stripping that is infectious, irreverent, and ultimately inspiring." -- Stewart Lewis, author of Rockstarlet

"Witty, humorous, and filled with the guilty indulgence of an unadulterated insider's view...a cunning memoir of what most gay men search for -- to be desired, and hot boys." -- Terrance Dean, author of Hiding in Hip Hop

Product Details

  • Paperback: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Atria Books; Reprint edition (August 4, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 141654206X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1416542063
  • Product Dimensions: 5.5 x 0.7 x 8.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (33 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #363,748 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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25 of 27 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
In this unique and engaging memoir, Craig Seymour attributes his childhood fascination with street hookers, glimpsed as his parents drove through his native D.C. at night, as the likely motivation to do his master's thesis on the social interaction of male strippers and their customers in the "hands on" D.C. gay clubs of the late '80's and early '90's. When one of his interviewees at the clubs suggested he'd get a much better perspective by actually working as a stripper, he agreed, with much trepidation yet excitement at no longer being an "outsider" in that world. For a period of years that reached through his doctoral studies, Seymour became a regular performer at several of these clubs located in the seedy S.E. section of downtown, ironically a short distance from the White House and Pentagon. Throughout these years, he returned home each night to his longtime (and first) lover, Seth, who didn't really understand his need to dance naked in front of strangers instead of teaching (as he did) to finance his graduate studies, but nevertheless tolerated it as something Craig needed to do.

The "memoir" section of most gay book stores has no shortage of books by former strippers, escorts or porn stars, doing a "tell-all" about their exploits for a willing audience of readers. Seymour's book is refreshingly different from this crowd, not just because he "drew the line" at stripping, but because he recognizes and reflects on the reasons why he needed to do it, and how it has helped and shaped his personality and future career aspirations, which included a stint as a music critic, celebrity journalist/photographer, and now as a professor of English.
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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny, raunchy and inspirational June 3, 2008
By VJBoyd
Format:Hardcover
When this book first came across my desk, I wondered if I'd be able to relate to some gay guy who fantasizes about stripping, and then makes that fantasy come true. But this book is about more than that. Sure, that's Craig Seymour's story, and he's sticking to it, but he also makes the book about so much more: about following your dreams and passions, about facing down your fears, about being who you really are. And to top it all off, Seymour accomplishes all this with a page-turning narrative that somehow manages to be raunchy, inspirational and hilarious, all at the same time. If you can only read one book this summer, this one is it.
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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great writer, juicy story and a great read June 26, 2008
Format:Hardcover
LOVED THIS BOOK! It's easy to read and entertaining and deep all at the same time. Seymour goes from being a guy who wanted his epitaph to say "He Never Embarrassed His Parents" to a stripper who takes all his clothes off so men could fondle him for money. Craig comes across as a guy you'd hope to meet and not just for his body. As only someone who's participated in the system can describe, he grasps the nuances and complexities of sex work.

He seems to have a great spirit with observations like the following:

"It was easy to think of the customers as just dirty old men, but many, like Dave, had led lives that had been full of secrets and compromise. That made their time at the clubs seem less like a hedonistic indulgence and more like a taste of hard-worn freedom."

He also pays tribute to Frank Kameny, an often-overlooked brave pioneer in the days of pre-Stonewall gay equality and exposes the hypocritical Matt Drudge.

Thanks for baring your soul, Craig!

Rich Merritt, author of Code of Conductand Secrets Of A Gay Marine Porn Star
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A Summer Must Read :) June 12, 2008
Format:Hardcover
Funny, charming, brutally honest, and at times downright addicting; Seymour creates a vivid picture of how one simple research assignment can lead to a journey of self discovery. Seymour's story is both relatable and inspiring as he takes his audience on a whirlwind trip from eager customer to behind the scenes stripper; while exposing the highs and lows of his struggle to feel comfortable in his own...G-string. Stripper or not this tale of love, loss, and ultimate sacrifice shows that no dream is too big to achieve once you step outside of your comfort zone and expose (no pun intended...well maybe a little) yourself to the world.
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10 of 12 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars A Passive and Naive Look at Stripping in DC June 2, 2009
Format:Hardcover
All I Could Bare by Craig Seymour is really two stories in one. The first is how Craig became obsessed with the gay strip clubs of DC and fueled his obsession by writing a thesis about strippers and the people who go to these clubs. Craig ends up experiencing the life first hand by eventually becoming a stripper himself.

What follows is bar gossip about Craig's regular customers and the antics he participated in to make a buck. This eventually leads to sexual favors in exchange for money. The story becomes less and less about Craig exploring the culture behind stripping, and more and more about the money he made doing it and the sexual satisfaction he got from having numerous strangers fondle his goods.

Craig dedicates the book to Seth, a young man who he was dating at the time. Craig says this is just as much Seth's story as it is his. Unfortunately, we don't see much of Seth in the book or get his side of the story. One can predict that's because Seth wasn't too happy about Craig's choices, especially when Craig wanted to experience sex with other people, but he knew he didn't have much of a say so because Craig was stubborn and was going to do whatever he wanted. Seth even tells him "I feel like you're going to do what you want to do."

It's nice to finally see Seth grow a pair on page 168 when Craig tells him about a sexual experience he just had with someone else. At this point in the story, Craig has stopped stripping and is working for a sex clinic and passing out condoms in bars and bathhouses. Imagine someone in a stable relationship and getting paid to promote safe sex, but wanting to sleep around on their partner! Geez, Craig, are you really that stupid? Seth asks him to move out. Here's Craig's reply...

"His request shocked me.
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4.0 out of 5 stars A very fun read!
This is an easy breezy read and it's a lot of fun. There's enough "backstage dish" to satisfy anyone who has wanted to know what goes on behind-the-scenes at male strip... Read more
Published 7 months ago by mtaabq
5.0 out of 5 stars LOVED IT
I don't know what else to say other than BUY THIS BOOK. It was very entertaining as well as informative about the history of strip clubs in D.C. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Rigaud
5.0 out of 5 stars "An Extraordinary Life"
I just finished reading Craig Seymour's touching autobiography called "All I Could Bare: My Life in the Strip Clubs of Gay Washington, D.C.". Read more
Published 11 months ago by Terry Richard
3.0 out of 5 stars Decent but Light
Don't take my 3 stars to mean this book sucks. It doesn't. It's decent. It's just not amazing.

It's a fun, light read. Read more
Published on March 13, 2010 by John Miller
5.0 out of 5 stars reparation and redemption.
I read some of the reviews for the book during and after I read the book. One thing about the negative comments: I read memoirs for the experience, enjoyment and recreation. Read more
Published on December 3, 2009 by Thomas Marino
3.0 out of 5 stars Good, as far as it goes
I picked this book up with great interest, because I wanted to know what "really" goes on in the world of strippers. Read more
Published on October 31, 2009 by Popeye
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book
This was a great book. Engaging from first page to last. I hope he continues writing books.
Published on September 12, 2009 by PTR
5.0 out of 5 stars well crafted, vivid, funny, and a little heartbreaking
I thoroughly loved this book on a variety of levels.

The Prurient: I am not a gay man, so the world of gay strip clubs is one of the parts of the sex industry I'll never... Read more
Published on July 19, 2009 by Audacia Ray
5.0 out of 5 stars The Man in the Full Length Mirror
It is easy to urge you now to go out and buy this, download it to your Kindle, wait for the paperback (available soon) and make it a must-for any summer reading you plan on doing. Read more
Published on June 27, 2009 by D. A. Krolak
5.0 out of 5 stars Insightful, riveting, smart and fun
I wasn't quite sure what to expect when I bought All I Could Bare, but Seymour's depiction of strip clubs in our nation's Capitol was amazing. Read more
Published on January 27, 2009 by Drew D. Ferguson
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