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All My Friends Are Dead [Kindle Edition]

Jory John , Avery Monsen
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (451 customer reviews)

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Book Description

If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.

Editorial Reviews


"What a charming way to introduce wee ones to all the downers in life." -

"Darkly comic. Funny." - Pop Candy, USA Today

"Finds humor in mortality." - Paste Magazine

"Hilariously morbid." - Laughing Squid

"Laugh out loud funny, and a tiny bit disturbing. In other words, perfect." - The Huffington Post

"One of the most reblogged things of all time (of all time!) on Tumblr." -

"This is a cartoon-with-captions book, about the size of your hand."--Harry C. Holloway, Psychiatry: Interpersonal and Biological Processes

About the Author

Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer.

Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist. They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet.

Product Details

  • File Size: 5191 KB
  • Print Length: 96 pages
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC (August 3, 2012)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
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  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #135,350 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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827 of 837 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent August 27, 2010
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
Everyone who comes to my apartment and reads this book dies laughing. Now all my friends are dead.
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64 of 70 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A perfect little dose of pleasure July 18, 2010
*This* was the book that caught my eye at BEA, the massive booksellers convention highlighting upcoming new works that publishers are previewing for booksellers. After stumbling across it with three colleagues as overwhelmed as I by the choas of the show and stopping to read and laugh from cover to cover, I ended up buying copies for them all as soon as it was available. Two were given at the office, and the book quickly got passed around and read out loud, inspiring if not gales of laughter then wide smiles and happy chuckles in every single reader. I also bought a copy for myself. After retrieving it from my 18-year-old son's room where it quickly had disappeared, I left in on the kitchen table. Everyone who enters picks it up and reliably reads to the last page, because every page turn promises fresh happiness. Lots of "Oh, no!"'s and "Oh, yes!"'s in recognition of the spot-on zing in every joke. Buy a stack and keep them in your drawer to give to co-workers or friends having a mildly grumpy day; it's the perfect cure.
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33 of 36 people found the following review helpful
OK, I concur fully with all the positive reviews here.
It's a short, hilarious read and one you want to make all your friends read while they still can!

But I have to address some of the complainers here:

- NO, "You could (NOT!) have written it"
The simple verse and equally simple drawings all create perfectly timed, paused and executed jokes.

- NO, "the preview is (NOT!) the best part"
I tell everyone to fight the urge to skip around the pages. Because it all builds up to a hilarious end of a running gag.

- NO, "it is (NOT!) a waste of money"
It is something to be shared with everyone you know, and is worth many times the price for all the laughs it gets!

- NO, it is NOT for everyone.
If you "floated it around to friends and family who also did not like it" - you consistently hang with people without much of a sense of (dark) humor!
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56 of 65 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars So entertaining, so sad, so wonderful. June 30, 2010
This little book is a gem of gallows humor. It's full of cute drawings, appropriately awkward pauses, and hilarious commentary. I left it on my kitchen table and now my roommate insists on reading the entire book to anyone who sets foot in the house. I highly recommend it.
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18 of 21 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hysterically Funny!!! May 10, 2011
When I read this, I laughed so hard I cried and bought it on the spot.

This book is droll humor presented in brief sentences with crude, simplistic drawings; a 5-minute must read that will keep you in stitches from page one. I loved it!

Caution: This is not the kind of book to buy for your next baby shower gift! The audience is definitely adults, especially those with a strangely developed, dark sense of humor.

This little book is sure to create laughs and conversation at your next get together.

If this is your kind of book, you might also enjoy "The Tribune Primer" by Eugene Field.
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13 of 15 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Short and funny June 25, 2011
First of all if you're looking at getting this for a young kid...don't. This is not a kids book, unless you're looking at introducing death to them in a humorous/unusual way.

What this book is, is a short, funny, dark look at how death can come to everyone and everything...even the inanimate. Each page features a different character with a short statement about how death has impacted them, including a sock bemoaning its missing mate and a plant asking you to stop buying its friends if you're just going to kill it. Its a quick read, but it will have you laughing quickly and cheer you up on those days that you're feeling down.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Semingly Simple, Yet Exceptionally Clever Dark Humor February 14, 2011
I think that some of the 1 or 2 star reviews of this book may be missing a bit of what makes this book so hilarious. And I feel that if you have to explain it, then you deflate the hilarity of the book.

It's a simple premise, many different people/things coming to the realization that they are obsolete. Thus the Dinosaur realizes that all of his friends are dead. The authors are quite clever and play on the assumptions, stereotypes and quirks of all sorts of types of people, animals and objects. It is a joke that builds with each page.
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21 of 26 people found the following review helpful
By $ko7
My wife brought this home the other day and left it in the bathroom. Which I read this morning and found it amusing.... and a very quick read.

This is a cute little book, aimed at adults old enough to "get it". Some reviews gave it low stars due to "it's not funny". As many people will realize, not everyone will agree as to what is funny... or Good for that matter... look at the cover, what in the world did these people expect?

Some people also pointed out the price tag, which for someone who's been around books their whole life, the price was reasonable for a book like this, as printing has become increasingly more expensive over the years.

It's a children's book after all, and parents know that this type of literature tends to be a very quick read and sometimes pricy... if ten bucks is gonna break you, then you shouldn't be buying books in the first place, try going to the library where they are free.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
3.0 out of 5 stars Bound incorrectly
Although I love the story because of its awesome dark humor, the book was bound upside down and backwards!
Published 8 days ago by Katherine Santine
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious book! Great birthday present.
Omg, I just love this book! I got it for my 40th birthday, and it was a hit at the party - everyone passed it around, reading and laughing. Read more
Published 10 days ago by Nicole Cunningham
5.0 out of 5 stars plus side i do have a nice collection of not for children childrens...
my husband ordered this for our 2 year old because it had a dinosaur...i think the husband needs to learn to read... Read more
Published 11 days ago by krista
5.0 out of 5 stars Beautiful
Consider it gloriously great,
Spectacular undefined,
absolute beauty,
Hardly awkward, yet metaphorically pleasant...... Read more
Published 12 days ago by Kindle Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars ... friend as a secret Santa gag gift and he loved it, thought it was...
Got this for a friend as a secret Santa gag gift and he loved it, thought it was very funny and cute as the same time. Read more
Published 13 days ago by Brian Chevalier
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Great! Riveting. Read cover to cover in one day. I couldn't put it down! An absolute must have!
Published 16 days ago by trophywife
5.0 out of 5 stars hilarious
I bought this for my sister for Christmas, and everyone loved it. The whole family wanted to read it. Read more
Published 24 days ago by Emily Cabello
5.0 out of 5 stars a fun addition to my coffee table display
very cleaver; a fun addition to my coffee table display
Published 26 days ago by Alexa O.
5.0 out of 5 stars Punny.
A gift for a friend as weird and silly as me.

People who love lame puns will love this book!
Published 26 days ago by Chinese Soup
5.0 out of 5 stars Will Definaltely be a classic in the Future
my friend told me about this book and I read the hard paper copy first. Afterwards I ordered the kindle version and it looks awesome on my Kindle! Can't go wrong with this book
Published 26 days ago by Lauren
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