If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
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"What a charming way to introduce wee ones to all the downers in life." - crushable.com
"Darkly comic. Funny." - Pop Candy, USA Today
"Finds humor in mortality." - Paste Magazine
"Hilariously morbid." - Laughing Squid
"Laugh out loud funny, and a tiny bit disturbing. In other words, perfect." - The Huffington Post
"One of the most reblogged things of all time (of all time!) on Tumblr." - urlesque.com
"This is a cartoon-with-captions book, about the size of your hand."--Harry C. Holloway, Psychiatry: Interpersonal and Biological Processes
"Darkly comic. Funny." - Pop Candy, USA Today
"Finds humor in mortality." - Paste Magazine
"Hilariously morbid." - Laughing Squid
"Laugh out loud funny, and a tiny bit disturbing. In other words, perfect." - The Huffington Post
"One of the most reblogged things of all time (of all time!) on Tumblr." - urlesque.com
"This is a cartoon-with-captions book, about the size of your hand."--Harry C. Holloway, Psychiatry: Interpersonal and Biological Processes
About the Author
Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer.
Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist. They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet.
Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist. They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet.
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653 of 662 people found the following review helpful
By KT
Format:Hardcover|Amazon Verified Purchase
Everyone who comes to my apartment and reads this book dies laughing. Now all my friends are dead.
51 of 56 people found the following review helpful
Format:Hardcover
*This* was the book that caught my eye at BEA, the massive booksellers convention highlighting upcoming new works that publishers are previewing for booksellers. After stumbling across it with three colleagues as overwhelmed as I by the choas of the show and stopping to read and laugh from cover to cover, I ended up buying copies for them all as soon as it was available. Two were given at the office, and the book quickly got passed around and read out loud, inspiring if not gales of laughter then wide smiles and happy chuckles in every single reader. I also bought a copy for myself. After retrieving it from my 18-year-old son's room where it quickly had disappeared, I left in on the kitchen table. Everyone who enters picks it up and reliably reads to the last page, because every page turn promises fresh happiness. Lots of "Oh, no!"'s and "Oh, yes!"'s in recognition of the spot-on zing in every joke. Buy a stack and keep them in your drawer to give to co-workers or friends having a mildly grumpy day; it's the perfect cure.
42 of 47 people found the following review helpful
By VMcC
Format:Hardcover
This little book is a gem of gallows humor. It's full of cute drawings, appropriately awkward pauses, and hilarious commentary. I left it on my kitchen table and now my roommate insists on reading the entire book to anyone who sets foot in the house. I highly recommend it.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars
AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL
This book (& I use that term loosely) is a joke on who ever actually pays money for it! Even at .99 it is over priced!!!! Save your money & if it is free save your time !!!!!
Published 4 days ago by Kimberly Smith
5.0 out of 5 stars
Even kids enjoy this
I saw this book in a gift shop and read it with my 13 year old daughter. It made us both laugh and she asked me to order it on amazon. Read more
Published 6 days ago by Shauna Fox
5.0 out of 5 stars
i loved it
i loved this book so much it is depressing yet funny and very enjoyable for anyone that reads it. buy it
Published 8 days ago by Brian Anderson
5.0 out of 5 stars
So funny
Bought as a gift and my friend loved it. Highly suggest if you have a jacked up sense of humor.
Published 10 days ago by llamaluver
5.0 out of 5 stars
It's a hoot!
It is a hoot. Quick read that will have you laughing out loud- a nice little piece of satire that you'll enjoy.
Published 11 days ago by C. Johnson
4.0 out of 5 stars
Clever and funny
This book is not for everybody but its pretty funny. It's pretty much a novelty that you will read one time.
Published 16 days ago by shocktech
4.0 out of 5 stars
If Billy Crystal Wrote Kids Books ...
If Billy Crystal wrote kids books, this would be one of them.
Here's a run amok fatalist with a penchant for taking notes.
Here's a run amok fatalist with a penchant for taking notes.
Published 17 days ago by psbbrown
5.0 out of 5 stars
truly brilliant
the cover image and title alone are worth the price. set it up in your office or home to instigate the conversation about affecting positive change and innovation
Published 19 days ago by MilesColtrane
3.0 out of 5 stars
Good book
This book is well written and funny but I do not think it will be one that we read over and over again. Read more
Published 21 days ago by Ryan
5.0 out of 5 stars
Love it
Call me simple, but this book makes me laugh out loud every time I read it. So you had a bad day at least you aren't an end table.
Published 26 days ago by Anne
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