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Almost Perfect Moment, An: A Novel [Hardcover]

Binnie Kirshenbaum (Author)
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February 3, 2004

On the cusp of the great age of disco, and in a part of Brooklyn a million miles away from Manhattan, livesfifteen-year-old Valentine Kessler and her long-suffering mother, Miriam.

Valentine -- Jewish, pretty, and a touch flaky -- is an unremarkable teenager except for two things: she is a dead ringer for the Virgin Mary as she appeared to Bernadette at Lourdes, and her very being, through some inexplicable conspiracy of fate, seems to shatter the dreams and hopes of people around her.

John Wosileski, Valentine's lonely math teacher who adores her from afar, embraces the martyrdom wrought by his unconditional and unrequited love. Joanne Clarke, the bitter and sad biology teacher who schemes to be John's wife, reviles Valentine to eventual self-destruction. Valentine's best friend, a former figure-skating champion, humiliates her for the crime of being "different."

But Miriam Kessler -- betrayed and anguished by the husband she once worshipped -- —loves Valentine only the way a mother could -- deeply, yet without knowing. Transposing one sensual appetite for another, Miriam eats and eats and seeks solace in a daily game of mah-jongg with her three girlfriends. The Girls, a cross between a Greek Chorus anda Brooklyn rendition of the Three Wise Men, dispense advice, predictions, and care in the form of extravagant gifts and homemade strudels. When Miriam's greatest fear for Valentine is realized, she takes comfort in the thought that it couldn't get any worse. But then something even stranger happens, and Valentine's mysterious presence becomes an even more mysterious absence.

Written in a naturalistic voice that echoes that of the characters, An Almost Perfect Moment is a dark and sharply comic novel about star-crossed lovers, mothers and daughters, doctrines of the divine, and a colorful Jewish community that once defined Brooklyn. Sagacious, sorrowful, and hilarious, it raises questions of faith and plays with the possibility of miracles with one eye on the caution: Be careful what you wish for.


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Columbia University fiction professor Kirshenbaum (Hester Among the Ruins) mixes biblical lore with Brooklyn culture in her latest novel, a tragicomic tale of mah-jongg, thwarted love and the mysteries of faith in 1970s Carnarsie. Valentine Kessler, a lovely, slightly spacey Jewish teenager who's "the spitting image of the Blessed Virgin Mary as she appeared to Bernadette at Lourdes," is the book's enigmatic center. Around her swirl the shifting allegiances of high school friendships, the neighbors ("The Girls") with whom her mother trades gossip and mah-jongg tiles, and the increasingly desperate lives of two of her high school teachers, John Wosileski and Joanne Clarke. While cold, disappointed Joanne, who's got her eye on John, sabotages her chances at love, ?ohn, who privately aches for Valentine, succumbs to inertia, exhausted by the "thought of rallying" against life's challenges. Kirshenbaum's rendering of these two allows for painfully funny insights, but tenderhearted readers may wish their lives were a little less miserable. Much more fun are "The Girls," four middle-aged housewives. From Judy Weinstein, the queen of gold lamé, to Valentine's obese mother, Miriam, who substitutes food for passion, they are vibrant and warm ("Girls. Girls. Are we gabbing or are we playing?"). Kirshenbaum's narrative style is a little restless, relying more on clever snapshots than fleshed out scenes, as she jumps from one character's perspective to the next. But she gracefully mixes comic takes on familiar domestic scenes with the poignant story of Valentine, who wants to be the Blessed Virgin but also to experience sexual pleasure. Complications and heartache abound, but they're mitigated by Kirshenbaum's humane humor and sly wit.
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Kirshenbaum's novels are smart, funny, and provocative. Her last book, Hester among the Ruins [BKL Ja 1 & 15 02], is a spiky inquiry into the aftermath of the Holocaust. Her latest, set in a Jewish enclave in Brooklyn, is a quicksilver fable that manages to be at once ironic and mystical, tender and edgy, loaded with shtick and downright subversive. Miriam, once voluptuous, now enormous, has lovingly raised her daughter, Valentine, solo after her adored scamp of a husband scampered away. Miriam finds solidarity and kinship with the Girls, her immaculately groomed, perpetually chattering, kindhearted, mah-jongg-playing friends, but none of them knows what to make of Valentine, a serenely beautiful yet severely klutzy teenage recluse. Of course, still waters run deep--Valentine has developed two secret and life-altering obsessions: one with her nerdy math teacher and the other with the Virgin Mary, whom she eerily resembles and eventually emulates. Writing with diamondlike clarity, high imagination, mischievous wit, and a whole lot of chutzpah, Kirshenbaum ingeniously and daringly inverts biblical tales and social mores to tell an exhilarating story of a living deity in an attempt to illuminate the obdurate mysteries of the human heart and the truly cosmic dimensions of love. Donna Seaman
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Ecco; 1 edition (February 3, 2004)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0060520868
  • ISBN-13: 978-0060520861
  • Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.8 x 1.4 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1.2 pounds
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #826,523 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars A Tour de Force, March 5, 2004
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What an engaging hoot this book is! The characters, the language, and the braiding of the narrative voice with both challenges comparison. The two funniest books I've read until this one have been Buckley's "Thank You for Smoking" and Bing's "Lloyd: What Happened." But these two were satires by journeymen writers. Kirshenbaum's book is comedic literature that masterfully captures personalities and behaviors way beyond what the other two, delights though they are, even attempt. Moreover, I found it full of surprises. Everything that I knew was going to happen didn't. So much for my insightful forecasting. And for those who become as captivated by this book as I am, let me urge you to also read Kirshenbaum's "Hester Among the Ruins" and Myla Goldberg's "Bee Season."
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars An Almost Perfect Moment is a truly perfect book!, March 4, 2004
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This book grabbed me on page one and never let go. With rich characters and an intriguing plot that can be taken on different levels, Kirshenbaum has created a world that you will be thinking about long after you've turned the last page. Get your hands on this beautiful, funny, and flawless book!
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars An almost perfect novel, January 28, 2005
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This is an almost perfect novel that reminds me of the Beatle's song, "All the lonely people.." The author allows herself inside each character, and captures them rejecting intimacy and friendship even as they long for it. The mah jong players love and support for one another is real sisterhood in the days just before women's lib hit Brooklyn. The anthropologists view of the 70's in Canarsie is humorous. Poingant and uplifting at the same time. Much better than her last novel, Hester Among the Ruins, which was also quite good.
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In Brooklyn, in part of Brooklyn that was the last stop on the LL train and a million miles from Manhattan, a part of Brooklyn-an enclave, almost-composed of modest homes and two family houses set on lawns the size of postage stamps, out front the occasional plaster-of-paris saint or a birdbath, a short bus ride away from the new paradise known as the Kings County Mall, a part of Brooklyn where the turbulent sixties never quite touched down, but at this point in time, on the cusp of the great age of disco, when this part of Brooklyn would come into its own, as if during the years before it had been aestivating like a mudfish, lying in wait for a blast, for the glitter, the platform shoes, Gloria Gaynor, for doing the hustle, for its day in the sun, this part of Brooklyn was home to Miriam Kessler and her daughter Valentine, who was fifteen and three quarter years old, which is to be neither here nor yet there as far as life is concerned. Read the first page
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John Wosileski, Joanne Clarke, Valentine Kessler, Beth Sandler, Judy Weinstein, Edith Zuckerman, Sunny Shapiro, Angela Sabatini, Miriam Kessler, Miss Marks, Miss Clarke, Marcia Finkelstein, Valentine's Day, Joey Rappaport, Blessed Virgin, Lucille Fiacco, Canarsie High School, Ronald Kessler, Virgin Mary, Ice Palace, Sweet Sixteen, The Captain, Diet Pepsi, Vincent Caputo, Binnic Kirs
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