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The Alto Wore Tweed: A Liturgical Mystery [Paperback]

Mark Schweizer (Author)
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July 1, 2002
(No. 1 in the Liturgical Mystery series) Hayden Konig is the police chief in the small Appalachian town of St. Germaine, North Carolina. His part-time job, however, is serving as the choir director and organist at St. Barnabas Episcopal Church, but he’s also determined to write the next great hard-boiled mystery novel a la Raymond Chandler — a liturgical mystery novel with no real plot, but enough bad prose to make the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest look like the Oxford University Press spring catalog.

Chief Konig is also lucky enough to be independently wealthy, which is why he decides that his lack of talent in the writing department can easily be remedied, or at least greatly enhanced, by the purchase of Raymond Chandler’s 1939 Underwood typewriter. He is sadly mistaken, but the results are uproarious! Even as Hayden works on his opus, he must deal with other, more pressing, problems — a new priest at St. Barnabas, a Christmas feud between the Rotarians and the Kiwanians and, more importantly, a dead body in the choir loft. It’s a good thing that Hayden keeps a loaded Glock under the organ bench!

As Christmas approaches, the tension (and hilarity) rises to a fever pitch. St. Barnabas is introduced to "The Penguin of Bethlehem" and the townÂ’s Nativity feud turns ugly when the KiwanianÂ’s bagpiper spooks the RotarianÂ’s camel. A 12 year old wine snob, hedgehogs, Benny (the world-champion thurifer), church antics, and an episode that is just too good to give away, fill out this mystery that will leave you laughing with every page turn.

Hayden Konig's first mystery — The Alto Wore Tweed. It's not what you expect...it's even funnier.


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My spirit soared...ItÂ’s like Mitford meets Jurassic Park, only without the wisteria and the dinosaurs. --Marty Hatteberg, The InChoirer, August, 2002

Product Details

  • Paperback: 224 pages
  • Publisher: St. James Music Press (July 1, 2002)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0972121129
  • ISBN-13: 978-0972121125
  • Product Dimensions: 8.9 x 5.9 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (22 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #278,722 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars The Alto Wore Tweed is a minor masterpiece, May 12, 2004
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A friend -- an Episcopalian organist -- gave me this slim volume, remarking, "It's silly, but I think you'll like it." Like it! It's one of the funniest books I have ever read; it's as funny as Donald Westlake's Dancing Aztecs or Donna Andrews' Crouching Buzzard, Leaping Loon. It's about an Episcopalian organist who is also a small-town detective and thinks he's channeling Raymond Chandler. It didn't matter to me at all that I "got" the mystery early on -- I was too busy laughing. Well, I've heard of a fish named Wanda, but a god named Wanda?
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26 of 28 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hayden Konig for president!, June 16, 2004
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My, oh, my...they don't write 'em like this anymore! Well, maybe they do and "The Alto Wore Tweed" should be on every musician's reading list this summer. In fact, anyone who is into whodunits will love this book about a guy who writes a book with no plot, except it has one, as does the main book. Or something like that. (There's even a cemetery plot, too!) All I can say is the butler didn't do it. Heck, "The Alto Wore Tweed" takes more turns than an O.J. Simpson car chase. The surprise is that it is June and I suddenly have a hankering for Hugo Distler's "The Christmas Story". Mark Schweizer, that's the mark of a good book....a bookmark, you might say.
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarity ensues in Watauga County!, April 21, 2006
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I just finished reading this book and I loved it. I attended Appalachian State University and I know Watauga County well. I find his depictions of that wonderful part of the country much more realistic than the Mitford series. I also work in a large Methodist church and am a seminary student and I found his depictions of church life right on the money. I haven't laughed this much at a book in years!!! I have recommended it to all my co-workers and fellow students. A truly wonderful read!
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